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(Daily Mail)   OLD SAGGY NEWS: Maglev trains ~~~ UPLIFTING PERKY NEWS: Maglev bras   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 45
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2013-11-30 12:41:13 PM  
So a cure for arthritis too?
 
2013-11-30 04:08:00 PM  
TSA is going to LOVE this!
 
2013-11-30 04:08:37 PM  

megarian: TSA is going to LOVE this!


I'm going to need to see a demonstration
 
2013-11-30 04:09:51 PM  
The inevitable:

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-30 04:12:12 PM  
This is good news for owners of huge tracts of land.

/and those who love those huge tracts of land.
 
2013-11-30 04:12:15 PM  
May the force be with them.
 
2013-11-30 04:12:53 PM  
Bound to be an eye magnet, too.
 
2013-11-30 04:13:22 PM  
Is interested
img704.imageshack.us
 
2013-11-30 04:16:26 PM  
Well, this will make carrying my smartphone or any other electronic devices in my cleavage a bad idea.
 
2013-11-30 04:17:05 PM  
Breast. Invention. Ever.
 
2013-11-30 04:17:30 PM  
I'm still not entirely sure how this helps better than a normal bra
 
2013-11-30 04:19:44 PM  

Intelligent_Donkey: I'm still not entirely sure how this helps better than a normal bra


You can remove one with a steel plate held 6 inches away
 
2013-11-30 04:21:58 PM  
Should work well for strippers...I mean for the people who want to tip with silver dollars. Though I don't know how that'll work for those strippers who use the poles.

Next we'll hear that they deflect bullets.
 
2013-11-30 04:22:14 PM  
Need to fully complete thoughts sometimes...

static.neatoshop.com
 
2013-11-30 04:26:03 PM  
I love the tasteful little logo of a trumpeting elephant between the cups. They clearly had a certain body type in mind.
 
2013-11-30 04:28:47 PM  

Weatherkiss: Well, this will make carrying my smartphone or any other electronic devices in my cleavage a bad idea.


www.graphicglitz.com

But don't worry. Carrying kittens in your cleavage will still be okay.
 
2013-11-30 04:31:40 PM  

HotWingAgenda: I love the tasteful little logo of a trumpeting elephant between the cups. They clearly had a certain body type in mind.


Brass orchestra members?
 
2013-11-30 04:32:35 PM  
So if I'm looking at this correctly, the boobs are held up by a suspension system inside a hard outer shell.  Is it just me, or will this look/feel like shiat for the casual groper?

/won't anyone think of the casual groper?
 
2013-11-30 04:32:59 PM  

HotWingAgenda: I love the tasteful little logo of a trumpeting elephant between the cups. They clearly had a certain body type in mind.


They should've used a camel.

quicklol.com
 
2013-11-30 04:37:57 PM  
EIP.
 
2013-11-30 04:41:19 PM  
If for some reason these bras turn out to pose some type of public health hazard, you all have my permission to use my sign.

cdn.cherokeetalk.com

/You're welcome.
 
2013-11-30 04:52:15 PM  

Dougie AXP: megarian: TSA is going to LOVE this!

I'm going to need to see a demonstration


Hmm. Okay!

( • ) ( • )
 
2013-11-30 04:53:34 PM  
A lesbian couple bought these a few weeks ago. The fire department had to pry them apart with 2x4's and the Jaws of Life.
 
2013-11-30 04:54:03 PM  
Apparently designed by people who have no idea how physics works.. How does this solve back ache problems? The magnets do not make the breasts weightless, the weight of the breasts will still push down on the bra itself as much as if you were using a normal bra.

/magnets, how do they work?
 
2013-11-30 04:54:40 PM  

LosinMySenses: Should work well for strippers...I mean for the people who want to tip with silver dollars. Though I don't know how that'll work for those strippers who use the poles.

Next we'll hear that they deflect bullets.


http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_us_coins_attracted_to_a_magnet

TMYK
 
2013-11-30 04:57:21 PM  

megarian: Dougie AXP: megarian: TSA is going to LOVE this!

I'm going to need to see a demonstration

Hmm. Okay!

( • ) ( • )


Go on ...
 
2013-11-30 05:11:25 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dougie AXP: megarian: TSA is going to LOVE this!

I'm going to need to see a demonstration

Hmm. Okay!

( • ) ( • )

Go on ...


now look at the before shot!

{  } {  }
 V   V
 
2013-11-30 05:25:11 PM  

pagstuff: LosinMySenses: Should work well for strippers...I mean for the people who want to tip with silver dollars. Though I don't know how that'll work for those strippers who use the poles.

Next we'll hear that they deflect bullets.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_us_coins_attracted_to_a_magnet

TMYK


Except US isn't the only country using coins.
 
2013-11-30 05:38:04 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dougie AXP: megarian: TSA is going to LOVE this!

I'm going to need to see a demonstration

Hmm. Okay!

( • ) ( • )

Go on ...

now look at the before shot!

{  } {  }
 V   V


EVERYONE LIKES FAKE STRIPPER BOOBS!
( * ) ( * )

Perky as f*ck!
 
2013-11-30 05:51:02 PM  

megarian: BumpInTheNight: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dougie AXP: megarian: TSA is going to LOVE this!

I'm going to need to see a demonstration

Hmm. Okay!

( • ) ( • )

Go on ...

now look at the before shot!

{  } {  }
 V   V

EVERYONE LIKES FAKE STRIPPER BOOBS!
( * ) ( * )

Perky as f*ck!


(  )  (  )
(  )   (  )
( . ) ( * )
Better than lopsided granny boobs.
 
2013-11-30 05:53:03 PM  
Or a mastectomy.

( . ) (X)
 
2013-11-30 05:57:26 PM  
This attracts my interests...

/Would totally yell about reversing the polarities when removing it
 
2013-11-30 06:02:42 PM  

megarian: BumpInTheNight: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dougie AXP: megarian: TSA is going to LOVE this!

I'm going to need to see a demonstration

Hmm. Okay!

( • ) ( • )

Go on ...

now look at the before shot!

{  } {  }
 V   V

EVERYONE LIKES FAKE STRIPPER BOOBS!
( * ) ( * )

Perky as f*ck!


Oooh. There's a perky nipple in your f*ck!
 
2013-11-30 06:27:17 PM  
We live in magical times.
 
2013-11-30 07:44:54 PM  
Push-up bras vs. maglev bras?
crow202.org
(I believe the community would have also accepted "why not both?"...)
 
2013-11-30 08:23:09 PM  
I came here to ask if -being magnetic/MagLev- you could adjust the suspension...then I thought maybe some knob control.

Then was happy I didn't say that out loud.
 
2013-11-30 08:42:04 PM  

megarian: BumpInTheNight: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dougie AXP: megarian: TSA is going to LOVE this!

I'm going to need to see a demonstration

Hmm. Okay!

( • ) ( • )

Go on ...

now look at the before shot!

{  } {  }
 V   V

EVERYONE LIKES FAKE STRIPPER BOOBS!
( * ) ( * )

Perky as f*ck!


Nice, now are you ever going to e-mail me back?
 
2013-11-30 10:15:20 PM  

RenHoekNL: Apparently designed by people who have no idea how physics works.. How does this solve back ache problems? The magnets do not make the breasts weightless, the weight of the breasts will still push down on the bra itself as much as if you were using a normal bra.

/magnets, how do they work?


Actually, I was going to point this out too.  Though I have only limited awareness of the problems of women, I know that underwire bras like this cause certain issues.  Based on the design of this bra, realize that the wire portion will taking up a lot of the extra weight - up to ~11 lbs? - that the magnets are pushing away.  So get ready to complain about the wire digging in.
 
2013-11-30 10:15:22 PM  
This is somehow screaming for a Photoshop challenge.
 
2013-11-30 10:20:32 PM  

brimed03: This is somehow screaming for a Photoshop challenge.


Yah but honestly, no one needs to see lootie's moobs.
 
2013-12-01 01:33:32 AM  
Snake Oil.

/that is all
 
2013-12-01 02:19:53 AM  

danceswithcrows: Push-up bras vs. maglev bras?
[crow202.org image 425x581]
(I believe the community would have also accepted "why not both?"...)


Holy crap, that is some bad photoshop-slimming. She looks like a Bratz doll. O.o
 
2013-12-01 03:40:08 AM  
...and if your boobs were metal, that would mean something.
 
2013-12-01 09:20:31 AM  
... energy (in this case, I think it's potential energy) doesn't just vanish, folks.  If the breasts are being kept up then there must be a force holding them up.  If there is an upwards force then there must be a downward force, they MUST be balanced.

In a normal bra this force is mostly applied to the back strap with a little that is applied to the shoulder straps (assuming it fits correctly).  The fact that there is a magnet involved doesn't change this in the slightest, the force still needs to go somewhere.  This will provide as much support as any other strapless bra.  Which is to say, "not enough" when talking about larger breasted women.

Nifty gadget, but I can't see how it can actually do anything positive in that regard.
 
2013-12-01 10:33:13 AM  
Hilary:
'She whose bodacious, perky tatas defy gravity'
Val Kilmer approves
 
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