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(Fark)   Why am I so gotdamn boring, introverted, and alcoholic? Damn you Fark   ( divider line
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379 clicks; posted to FarkUs » on 30 Nov 2013 at 2:52 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-30 02:36:43 PM  
2013-11-30 02:41:49 PM  
2013-11-30 02:58:19 PM  
Go talk to some people at an AA meeting while riding a bear that's jumping through hoops of fire

three birds, one stone
2013-11-30 03:41:24 PM  
You say all that like its a bad thing.
2013-11-30 03:57:41 PM  
It's not Fark's fault that everyone in the world sucks.
2013-11-30 04:16:00 PM  
And to make things worse, you sound fat.
2013-11-30 06:14:09 PM  
Boring and an alcoholic?  It's been my experience that drunks are fun as hell.  You might not remember it all, but someone will clue you in the next day.
/seriously, you might want to take a couple weeks off, it sucks at first, but you'll eventually fall asleep at night.
2013-12-01 06:16:12 AM  
you're boring because you're lazy. take up some hobbies, activities, read, cultivate a personality. stay up on current events, learn some jokes, have something to say. being a drunk is an easy trap to fall in to. you can piss your life, money and health away or you can do something about it. Fark is the best thing you have going. be thankful.
2013-12-01 05:10:57 PM  
I blame society. Society made you what you are.
2013-12-01 09:02:04 PM  

Mister Peejay: It's not Fark's fault that everyone in the world sucks.

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