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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot 33-year-old drama teacher arrested for sex with student. Bonus: She had also been going dogging for sex with men and women in car park (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line 20
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2013-11-30 03:50:13 PM  
3 votes:

zimbomba63: She was the "deputy head of drama"?  How big of a drama department do they have in British schools or do they just like to have posh titles?


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Yes, we know who you are.
2013-11-30 04:09:44 PM  
2 votes:

Capo Del Bandito: dramatools: www.thiel-a-vision.com

Why is the mom from Shaun of the Dead holding up a badge?


Show some respect. That's the Prime Minister.

/Don't you think she looks tired?
2013-11-30 03:04:50 PM  
2 votes:
English 8 = American 3
2013-11-30 02:51:52 PM  
2 votes:

zimbomba63: What do they mean, when they say, they "cavorted" in the car, then they went and had sex.  When I think of a couple "cavorting", I see two people jumping around and acting silly.  That's not something that would typically happen in a car.  Is that Brit-speak for feeling one another up.

She was the "deputy head of drama"?  How big of a drama department do they have in British schools or do they just like to have posh titles?


They were probably snogging.  Which I believe is like a Cleveland Steamer.
2013-11-30 02:20:50 PM  
2 votes:

markie_farkie: [www.diarioregistrado.com image 638x360]


Don't look too closely at those beads...
2013-12-01 07:54:13 AM  
1 vote:
Remember to do the conversion from metric to imperial.

Smoking Hot (metric) = 5/8 Smoking Hot (Imperial/US)

Smoking Hot(metric) is also equivalent to 5 hogs heads or 10 belted onions.
2013-11-30 07:55:42 PM  
1 vote:

markie_farkie: [www.diarioregistrado.com image 638x360]


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/First thing I thought of
2013-11-30 05:54:25 PM  
1 vote:
Exactly


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2013-11-30 05:19:59 PM  
1 vote:

Danger Avoid Death: zimbomba63: Danger Avoid Death: Capo Del Bandito: dramatools: www.thiel-a-vision.com

Why is the mom from Shaun of the Dead holding up a badge?

Show some respect. That's the Prime Minister.

/Don't you think she looks tired?

I would hardly call her "prime".  Even if I were drunk, she wouldn't even be a Choice Minister.

I heard you gave her the pearl necklace.


Come on, I'm a victim of circumstances here.  I had to give her the pearls or she wouldn't do the finger in the butt thing, that I like.  Don't tell me I have to go on the Jerry Springer show, to explain this....again.
2013-11-30 04:26:32 PM  
1 vote:

Danger Avoid Death: Capo Del Bandito: dramatools: www.thiel-a-vision.com

Why is the mom from Shaun of the Dead holding up a badge?

Show some respect. That's the Prime Minister.

/Don't you think she looks tired?


I would hardly call her "prime".  Even if I were drunk, she wouldn't even be a Choice Minister.
2013-11-30 04:03:28 PM  
1 vote:

Mister Peejay: Oldiron_79: I dont think that means what you think subby, she is at best a butterface

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/protip: when the headline says "smoking hot", it is Opposite Day


You're brilliant!

/ ;>p
2013-11-30 04:03:17 PM  
1 vote:

dramatools: www.thiel-a-vision.com


Why is the mom from Shaun of the Dead holding up a badge?
2013-11-30 02:59:39 PM  
1 vote:
school's deputy head of drama

Yeah.  No kidding.
2013-11-30 02:59:19 PM  
1 vote:

zimbomba63: What do they mean, when they say, they "cavorted" in the car, then they went and had sex.  When I think of a couple "cavorting", I see two people jumping around and acting silly.  That's not something that would typically happen in a car.  Is that Brit-speak for feeling one another up.

She was the "deputy head of drama"?  How big of a drama department do they have in British schools or do they just like to have posh titles?


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now....  CAVORT!
2013-11-30 02:59:14 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, she's not that bad. Not great, but acceptable. If I were 16, I'd have been very happy to be seduced by her.
2013-11-30 02:50:01 PM  
1 vote:

FrancoFile: Uisce Beatha: FTFA: eventually they do go upstairs and have full intercourse

FULL intercourse, eh? So that means not just the tip, then?

zimbomba63: There's so much limey talk in this article, it's hard to understand.  "Speak American, you dumb foreigners!"

I love this Brit-speak one:  "She performed a sex act on him" = "She gave him a bj"


Oh!  I thought getting a bj = being "tally ho'ed" or something.  You would think they would explain this stuff to us on "Downton Abbey". How the hell are we supposed to know what they're talking about, when they say, "He stuck his kipper into her cabbage crate over the briny."
2013-11-30 02:25:43 PM  
1 vote:
Warning, DO NOT do a Google Image search for "Dogging"
I'll be back in twenty minutes or so.
2013-11-30 02:16:38 PM  
1 vote:
She's British hot
2013-11-30 02:09:54 PM  
1 vote:
And then she turned out to be a green scaly alien with plans to invade the Earth and have sex with everyone...wait, this isn't an episode of Torchwood?
2013-11-30 02:05:35 PM  
1 vote:
After the last few teachers actually being good looking, it's good to see we've finally gotten back to Farks definition of smoking hot.
 
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