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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot 33-year-old drama teacher arrested for sex with student. Bonus: She had also been going dogging for sex with men and women in car park (w/pics)   ( divider line 12
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2013-11-30 07:55:42 PM  
1 votes:

markie_farkie: [ image 638x360]

/First thing I thought of
2013-11-30 04:09:44 PM  
1 votes:

Capo Del Bandito: dramatools:

Why is the mom from Shaun of the Dead holding up a badge?

Show some respect. That's the Prime Minister.

/Don't you think she looks tired?
2013-11-30 03:50:13 PM  
1 votes:

zimbomba63: She was the "deputy head of drama"?  How big of a drama department do they have in British schools or do they just like to have posh titles?
Yes, we know who you are.
2013-11-30 03:04:50 PM  
1 votes:
English 8 = American 3
2013-11-30 02:59:14 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, she's not that bad. Not great, but acceptable. If I were 16, I'd have been very happy to be seduced by her.
2013-11-30 02:50:01 PM  
1 votes:

FrancoFile: Uisce Beatha: FTFA: eventually they do go upstairs and have full intercourse

FULL intercourse, eh? So that means not just the tip, then?

zimbomba63: There's so much limey talk in this article, it's hard to understand.  "Speak American, you dumb foreigners!"

I love this Brit-speak one:  "She performed a sex act on him" = "She gave him a bj"

Oh!  I thought getting a bj = being "tally ho'ed" or something.  You would think they would explain this stuff to us on "Downton Abbey". How the hell are we supposed to know what they're talking about, when they say, "He stuck his kipper into her cabbage crate over the briny."
2013-11-30 02:44:28 PM  
1 votes:

Fart_Machine: Whenever the headline says "smoking hot" I know it's a troll.

she is actually pretty would, if you know what i mean. and i know you know what i mean.
2013-11-30 02:42:52 PM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: I dont think that means what you think subby, she is at best a butterface

/protip: when the headline says "smoking hot", it is Opposite Day
2013-11-30 02:25:01 PM  
1 votes:
She's not gorgeous, but I expect she's about as hot as you're going to find driving around looking for sex with strangers.  The ugly truth is that here in the real world, most of us are not really that attractive.
2013-11-30 02:09:54 PM  
1 votes:
And then she turned out to be a green scaly alien with plans to invade the Earth and have sex with everyone...wait, this isn't an episode of Torchwood?
2013-11-30 02:07:18 PM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: I dont think that means what you think subby, she is at best a butterface

British tabloid website + "smoking hot" is standard issue fugly female story, everyone knows that.  You aren't new to fark, so what's your excuse?
2013-11-30 02:03:59 PM  
1 votes:
I dont think that means what you think subby, she is at best a butterface
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