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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot 33-year-old drama teacher arrested for sex with student. Bonus: She had also been going dogging for sex with men and women in car park (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 85
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2013-11-30 02:03:59 PM
I dont think that means what you think subby, she is at best a butterface
 
2013-11-30 02:05:35 PM
After the last few teachers actually being good looking, it's good to see we've finally gotten back to Farks definition of smoking hot.
 
2013-11-30 02:05:48 PM
Having an outdoor tryst while running after a boy is a talent. When you do all at the same time that is.
 
2013-11-30 02:07:18 PM

Oldiron_79: I dont think that means what you think subby, she is at best a butterface


British tabloid website + "smoking hot" is standard issue fugly female story, everyone knows that.  You aren't new to fark, so what's your excuse?
 
2013-11-30 02:07:21 PM
Whenever the headline says "smoking hot" I know it's a troll.
 
2013-11-30 02:08:42 PM
That's a rough 33 years.....

/smoking hot... those words do not mean what I think you think they mean
//would still probably hit it after a beer or so.
///slashies are fun
 
2013-11-30 02:09:54 PM
And then she turned out to be a green scaly alien with plans to invade the Earth and have sex with everyone...wait, this isn't an episode of Torchwood?
 
2013-11-30 02:10:04 PM

Fart_Machine: Whenever the headline says "smoking hot" I know it's a troll.


Especially with the Daily Mail or some other UK paper as the source.


www.laterlife.com

Rub the clitoris, sir?
 
2013-11-30 02:11:00 PM
BumpInTheNight:  You aren't new to fark, so what's your excuse?

Someone's been waiting 8 years before using their account to infiltrate the Elder posters for the Lurker cause.
 
2013-11-30 02:11:32 PM

BumpInTheNight: Oldiron_79: I dont think that means what you think subby, she is at best a butterface

British tabloid website + "smoking hot" is standard issue fugly female story, everyone knows that.  You aren't new to fark, so what's your excuse?


It was not unexpected but I feal it is my duty to shame subby for those sorts of things.
 
2013-11-30 02:11:41 PM
I know this girl that was going through the same thing as this woman.  Just broke it off with a long term bf and her mother is dying of cancer.  She flipped the promiscuous dial to 11.  She banged one of her friend's bf, she banged some woman's husband etc.  We were hanging out talking about it, she just said with all this stuff going on right now she's just had a YOLO attitude.
 
2013-11-30 02:12:54 PM
[big_book_of_british_teeth.jpg]

I'm overdue for a cleaning, and I've never had a whitening treatment, and I'm 15 years older than her.  But my teeth sure as hell aren't **yellow**.
 
2013-11-30 02:16:38 PM
She's British hot
 
2013-11-30 02:17:47 PM
www.diarioregistrado.com
 
2013-11-30 02:20:50 PM

markie_farkie: [www.diarioregistrado.com image 638x360]


Don't look too closely at those beads...
 
2013-11-30 02:22:01 PM
FTFA: eventually they do go upstairs and have full intercourse

FULL intercourse, eh? So that means not just the tip, then?
 
2013-11-30 02:22:45 PM
There's so much limey talk in this article, it's hard to understand.  "Speak American, you dumb foreigners!"
 
2013-11-30 02:22:59 PM
Shouldn't 'smoking hot', when referring to Brits, be called something like 'piping' or 'boiling' or something that sounds strange and unappealing to muricans?
 
2013-11-30 02:23:01 PM
I've done worse. At 16, I'd be all over that.
 
2013-11-30 02:23:47 PM
OMG KILNER WITH FIRE!!!
 
2013-11-30 02:24:01 PM

Uisce Beatha: FTFA: eventually they do go upstairs and have full intercourse

FULL intercourse, eh? So that means not just the tip, then?


zimbomba63: There's so much limey talk in this article, it's hard to understand.  "Speak American, you dumb foreigners!"


I love this Brit-speak one:  "She performed a sex act on him" = "She gave him a bj"
 
2013-11-30 02:24:56 PM

iron_city_ap: Shouldn't 'smoking hot', when referring to Brits, be called something like 'piping' or 'boiling' or something that sounds strange and unappealing to muricans?


disarmingly hot?
 
2013-11-30 02:25:01 PM
She's not gorgeous, but I expect she's about as hot as you're going to find driving around looking for sex with strangers.  The ugly truth is that here in the real world, most of us are not really that attractive.
 
2013-11-30 02:25:37 PM

Uisce Beatha: FTFA: eventually they do go upstairs and have full intercourse

FULL intercourse, eh? So that means not just the tip, then?


The full willy.
 
2013-11-30 02:25:43 PM
Warning, DO NOT do a Google Image search for "Dogging"
I'll be back in twenty minutes or so.
 
2013-11-30 02:29:46 PM
I don't have kids, but even I would think something is up if my 16 y/o is going over to her house on weekends to 'study.'
 
2013-11-30 02:33:56 PM

LeroyBourne: I don't have kids, but even I would think something is up if my 16 y/o is going over to her house on weekends to 'study.'


The use of air quotes is usually a dead giveaway.
 
2013-11-30 02:37:03 PM
Not smoking hot, but moderately attractive. She's got crazy eyes, and you know what that means...:D
 
2013-11-30 02:37:48 PM
What do they mean, when they say, they "cavorted" in the car, then they went and had sex.  When I think of a couple "cavorting", I see two people jumping around and acting silly.  That's not something that would typically happen in a car.  Is that Brit-speak for feeling one another up.

She was the "deputy head of drama"?  How big of a drama department do they have in British schools or do they just like to have posh titles?
 
2013-11-30 02:39:56 PM
She looks like a friend of mine from high school.

/that friend was a guy
//not sure if want
 
2013-11-30 02:40:30 PM
Dogging= oddly appropriate. ( yes, I'm an ugly farker who loves to judge people more attractive than me as if it somehow makes me look better)
 
2013-11-30 02:41:25 PM
..or

Kilner? Darn near wrecked....ah I got nothun
 
2013-11-30 02:42:52 PM

Oldiron_79: I dont think that means what you think subby, she is at best a butterface


img.fark.net

/protip: when the headline says "smoking hot", it is Opposite Day
 
2013-11-30 02:44:28 PM

Fart_Machine: Whenever the headline says "smoking hot" I know it's a troll.


she is actually pretty hot...so...i would, if you know what i mean. and i know you know what i mean.
 
2013-11-30 02:48:12 PM

Mister Peejay: Oldiron_79: I dont think that means what you think subby, she is at best a butterface

[img.fark.net image 311x311]

/protip: when the headline says "smoking hot", it is Opposite Day


Especially with the Daily Mail tag.
Somebody at Fark thinks it's funny.
 
2013-11-30 02:50:01 PM

FrancoFile: Uisce Beatha: FTFA: eventually they do go upstairs and have full intercourse

FULL intercourse, eh? So that means not just the tip, then?

zimbomba63: There's so much limey talk in this article, it's hard to understand.  "Speak American, you dumb foreigners!"

I love this Brit-speak one:  "She performed a sex act on him" = "She gave him a bj"


Oh!  I thought getting a bj = being "tally ho'ed" or something.  You would think they would explain this stuff to us on "Downton Abbey". How the hell are we supposed to know what they're talking about, when they say, "He stuck his kipper into her cabbage crate over the briny."
 
2013-11-30 02:51:52 PM

zimbomba63: What do they mean, when they say, they "cavorted" in the car, then they went and had sex.  When I think of a couple "cavorting", I see two people jumping around and acting silly.  That's not something that would typically happen in a car.  Is that Brit-speak for feeling one another up.

She was the "deputy head of drama"?  How big of a drama department do they have in British schools or do they just like to have posh titles?


They were probably snogging.  Which I believe is like a Cleveland Steamer.
 
2013-11-30 02:59:01 PM
"Smoking hot" headline descriptor + Daily Fail link?


gifatron.com
 
2013-11-30 02:59:14 PM
Oh, she's not that bad. Not great, but acceptable. If I were 16, I'd have been very happy to be seduced by her.
 
2013-11-30 02:59:19 PM

zimbomba63: What do they mean, when they say, they "cavorted" in the car, then they went and had sex.  When I think of a couple "cavorting", I see two people jumping around and acting silly.  That's not something that would typically happen in a car.  Is that Brit-speak for feeling one another up.

She was the "deputy head of drama"?  How big of a drama department do they have in British schools or do they just like to have posh titles?


25.media.tumblr.com

now....  CAVORT!
 
2013-11-30 02:59:39 PM
school's deputy head of drama

Yeah.  No kidding.
 
2013-11-30 03:01:56 PM
Going dogging?

WTF is that?

Also, smoking hot?

WTF is that?
 
2013-11-30 03:03:58 PM

NakedApe: Uisce Beatha: FTFA: eventually they do go upstairs and have full intercourse

FULL intercourse, eh? So that means not just the tip, then?

The full willy

TFA said unprotected. So full free willy.

 
2013-11-30 03:03:59 PM

BigLuca: zimbomba63: What do they mean, when they say, they "cavorted" in the car, then they went and had sex.  When I think of a couple "cavorting", I see two people jumping around and acting silly.  That's not something that would typically happen in a car.  Is that Brit-speak for feeling one another up.

She was the "deputy head of drama"?  How big of a drama department do they have in British schools or do they just like to have posh titles?

They were probably snogging.  Which I believe is like a Cleveland Steamer.


OK, it's starting to become clearer, because I thought that "snogging" meant, that she would be wearing a latex catsuit and he would be dressed up like Disraeli, and then they would.....alright, maybe I'm still confused a bit here.
 
2013-11-30 03:04:50 PM
English 8 = American 3
 
2013-11-30 03:09:34 PM

zimbomba63: BigLuca: zimbomba63: What do they mean, when they say, they "cavorted" in the car, then they went and had sex.  When I think of a couple "cavorting", I see two people jumping around and acting silly.  That's not something that would typically happen in a car.  Is that Brit-speak for feeling one another up.

She was the "deputy head of drama"?  How big of a drama department do they have in British schools or do they just like to have posh titles?

They were probably snogging.  Which I believe is like a Cleveland Steamer.

OK, it's starting to become clearer, because I thought that "snogging" meant, that she would be wearing a latex catsuit and he would be dressed up like Disraeli, and then they would.....alright, maybe I'm still confused a bit here.


I was pretty sure snogging was the equivalent of an Angry Dragon.  "Right as I let out the beef pudding I gave 'er a proper snogging and bleaty yah daft you shouda seen her gummy glare with the suds bubblin from her snout!"
 
2013-11-30 03:19:31 PM
Where is that jpeg square for sex between adults and teens?
 
2013-11-30 03:19:57 PM
Jesus tits. She is not British hot. She's a farking troll. British hot is a cute face, then you pan down and are mildly disappointed by the oddly misshapen but oddly perky breasts. Further down, the disappointment is magnified by stumpy legs and redwood-like cankles. But you do it anyway.

\ugly
\sharp knees
/threes
 
2013-11-30 03:20:45 PM
Oddly
 
2013-11-30 03:21:23 PM
Do people go dogging here in the US?

/asking for a friend
 
2013-11-30 03:25:33 PM

instantrebate: Jesus tits. She is not British hot. She's a farking troll. British hot is a cute face, then you pan down and are mildly disappointed by the oddly misshapen but oddly perky breasts. Further down, the disappointment is magnified by stumpy legs and redwood-like cankles. But you do it anyway.

\ugly
\sharp knees
/threes


10/10

Funniest thing I've read on fark for awhile.
 
2013-11-30 03:44:12 PM

BumpInTheNight: zimbomba63: BigLuca: zimbomba63: What do they mean, when they say, they "cavorted" in the car, then they went and had sex.  When I think of a couple "cavorting", I see two people jumping around and acting silly.  That's not something that would typically happen in a car.  Is that Brit-speak for feeling one another up.

She was the "deputy head of drama"?  How big of a drama department do they have in British schools or do they just like to have posh titles?

They were probably snogging.  Which I believe is like a Cleveland Steamer.

OK, it's starting to become clearer, because I thought that "snogging" meant, that she would be wearing a latex catsuit and he would be dressed up like Disraeli, and then they would.....alright, maybe I'm still confused a bit here.

I was pretty sure snogging was the equivalent of an Angry Dragon.  "Right as I let out the beef pudding I gave 'er a proper snogging and bleaty yah daft you shouda seen her gummy glare with the suds bubblin from her snout!"


I'm not positive.  I had a British girl ask me once if I want to "get pissed and snog."  She was pretty upset afterwards, so I might have gotten it wrong.

I paid for her dry-cleaning though so you can't say I'm not a gentleman.
 
2013-11-30 03:45:43 PM

Oldiron_79: I dont think that means what you think subby, she is at best a butterface


Fark hot is much colder than normal hot.
 
2013-11-30 03:50:13 PM

zimbomba63: She was the "deputy head of drama"?  How big of a drama department do they have in British schools or do they just like to have posh titles?


www.thiel-a-vision.com
Yes, we know who you are.
 
2013-11-30 04:03:17 PM

dramatools: www.thiel-a-vision.com


Why is the mom from Shaun of the Dead holding up a badge?
 
2013-11-30 04:03:28 PM

Mister Peejay: Oldiron_79: I dont think that means what you think subby, she is at best a butterface

[img.fark.net image 311x311]

/protip: when the headline says "smoking hot", it is Opposite Day


You're brilliant!

/ ;>p
 
2013-11-30 04:06:06 PM
She had broken up with a boyfriend and her father was terminally ill.

Wasn't there a movie about this 25 years ago? With Beverly DeAngelo and Judge Reinhold? It was called "Daddy's Dyin, Who's got a Dick."
 
2013-11-30 04:09:44 PM

Capo Del Bandito: dramatools: www.thiel-a-vision.com

Why is the mom from Shaun of the Dead holding up a badge?


Show some respect. That's the Prime Minister.

/Don't you think she looks tired?
 
2013-11-30 04:13:49 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Show some respect. That's the Prime Minister.

/Don't you think she looks tired?


I'll be honest; I didn't know she had work outside of Shaun of the Dead, but then, I never looked.
 
2013-11-30 04:14:23 PM
I'll just leave this hilarious song about dogging here. (NSFW audio)
 
2013-11-30 04:26:32 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Capo Del Bandito: dramatools: www.thiel-a-vision.com

Why is the mom from Shaun of the Dead holding up a badge?

Show some respect. That's the Prime Minister.

/Don't you think she looks tired?


I would hardly call her "prime".  Even if I were drunk, she wouldn't even be a Choice Minister.
 
2013-11-30 04:43:04 PM

zimbomba63: Danger Avoid Death: Capo Del Bandito: dramatools: www.thiel-a-vision.com

Why is the mom from Shaun of the Dead holding up a badge?

Show some respect. That's the Prime Minister.

/Don't you think she looks tired?

I would hardly call her "prime".  Even if I were drunk, she wouldn't even be a Choice Minister.


I heard you gave her the pearl necklace.
 
2013-11-30 05:01:20 PM
I think "quite fetching" would translate into "smoking hot," all things considered. I only speak a little English. My native tongue is American.
 
2013-11-30 05:05:26 PM
ct.fra.bz
/obligatory
 
2013-11-30 05:19:59 PM

Danger Avoid Death: zimbomba63: Danger Avoid Death: Capo Del Bandito: dramatools: www.thiel-a-vision.com

Why is the mom from Shaun of the Dead holding up a badge?

Show some respect. That's the Prime Minister.

/Don't you think she looks tired?

I would hardly call her "prime".  Even if I were drunk, she wouldn't even be a Choice Minister.

I heard you gave her the pearl necklace.


Come on, I'm a victim of circumstances here.  I had to give her the pearls or she wouldn't do the finger in the butt thing, that I like.  Don't tell me I have to go on the Jerry Springer show, to explain this....again.
 
2013-11-30 05:21:20 PM

schemy: English 8 = American 3


Yes, I have found that to be quite true of dress sizes.
 
2013-11-30 05:54:25 PM
Exactly


i16.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-30 06:03:52 PM

FrancoFile: [big_book_of_british_teeth.jpg]

I'm overdue for a cleaning, and I've never had a whitening treatment, and I'm 15 years older than her.  But my teeth sure as hell aren't **yellow**.


Yeah. Yeesh. Those back ones were.....were.....yeesh.
Making dentist appt on monday.
 
2013-11-30 06:35:56 PM
I propose a 90 day ban on any subby Farkers that use the term "smoking hot" from here on when the subject of the article is clearly not.
 
2013-11-30 06:59:48 PM

FrancoFile: [big_book_of_british_teeth.jpg]

I'm overdue for a cleaning, and I've never had a whitening treatment, and I'm 15 years older than her.  But my teeth sure as hell aren't **yellow**.


She could use a bleaching, if ya know what I mean.
 
2013-11-30 07:05:04 PM
Since this is the Daily Fail, she won't even be British Hot.
 
2013-11-30 07:06:06 PM

CasperImproved: I propose a 90 day ban on any subby Farkers that use the term "smoking hot" from here on when the subject of the article is clearly not.


"Smoking hot" is a warning. When you see the words "smoking hot" in a Fark headline, train your brain to react accordingly by hooking your genitals up to a car battery.
 
2013-11-30 07:11:34 PM
You can't tell much from the photo, Attached to her very average face might be smoking hot body or a whale body.
 
2013-11-30 07:37:48 PM
www.diarioregistrado.comwww.diarioregistrado.com
/hot
 
2013-11-30 07:55:42 PM

markie_farkie: [www.diarioregistrado.com image 638x360]


2.bp.blogspot.com

/First thing I thought of
 
2013-11-30 08:52:11 PM
I bet her husband was homeschooled.
 
2013-11-30 09:12:20 PM

sandi_fish: I bet her husband was homeschooled.


Why? Did he have sex with his teacher, too?
 
2013-11-30 10:51:18 PM
I think she's halfway cute. Bad angle on the photos, though.
 
2013-11-30 11:29:21 PM
Thinking: British hot?
Reading: Oh yeah.
 
2013-11-30 11:56:59 PM
meh, I wouldn't turn her away
 
2013-12-01 03:54:53 AM

Danger Avoid Death: CasperImproved: I propose a 90 day ban on any subby Farkers that use the term "smoking hot" from here on when the subject of the article is clearly not.

"Smoking hot" is a warning. When you see the words "smoking hot" in a Fark headline, train your brain to react accordingly by hooking your genitals up to a car battery.


to be fair it was used literally a couple days ago, i believe...  "student arrested after smoking hot teacher put out", i think it was?

i've always usually assumed "smoking hot" and "ugly-ass" were twin fark adjectives that were separated at birth, though...
 
2013-12-01 07:12:23 AM
Do people go dogging here in the US?

/asking for a friend


Yes,  its called Craigslist - Personals.
Or farkbuddy.com.
 
2013-12-01 07:54:13 AM
Remember to do the conversion from metric to imperial.

Smoking Hot (metric) = 5/8 Smoking Hot (Imperial/US)

Smoking Hot(metric) is also equivalent to 5 hogs heads or 10 belted onions.
 
2013-12-01 08:18:54 AM

BostonJoe: Remember to do the conversion from metric to imperial.

Smoking Hot (metric) = 5/8 Smoking Hot (Imperial/US)

Smoking Hot(metric) is also equivalent to 5 hogs heads or 10 belted onions.


Fark Obama and his metric system.
 
2013-12-01 03:55:40 PM

some_beer_drinker: Fart_Machine: Whenever the headline says "smoking hot" I know it's a troll.

she is actually pretty hot...so...i would, if you know what i mean. and i know you know what i mean.


Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!
 
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