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(Talking Points Memo)   WND's Lanny Klanman is really, really upset that communist far-lefty activist judges have oppressed WND by tossing out their lawsuit against a parody of WND   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 84
    More: Obvious, WND, Esquires, Larry Klayman, lawsuits, Judicial Watch, federal judges, Joseph Farah, birthers  
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2013-11-30 09:44:13 AM  
farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2013-11-30 10:29:34 AM  
Does Klayman (love the totally appropriate "typo", Subby) actually still have a license to practice law?  If so, why?

I mean, I haven't even completed my GED in law and I know World Nut Daily has absolutely no case here.
 
2013-11-30 10:31:39 AM  
"Having become such well-known proponents of one position on the issue, Plaintiffs cannot complain that the very intensity of their advocacy also became part of the public debate," wrote Collyer. "Those who speak with loud voices cannot be surprised if they become part of the story."

Worthy effort, Judge Collyer, but good luck getting baggers to realize that people might actually respond when they scream crazy shiat at the top of their lungs.
 
2013-11-30 11:02:50 AM  
Pretty sure it's almost impossible to win against a parody defense.
 
2013-11-30 11:19:40 AM  
Rulings like these make me absolutely weep for our country.  Parody and satire are the weapons of the liberal, because they do not have any ideas that can be taken seriously in the first place.  In-fact, I want every troll in this thread banned right now.  The only way to keep this discussion free of trolls is to ban everyone but me.  I am the only person here who loves this country.
 
2013-11-30 11:21:39 AM  
Wait... you mean WND isn't parody?
 
2013-11-30 11:43:01 AM  

Mike_LowELL: In-fact, I want every troll in this thread banned right now.


advisory.aero.bombardier.com

 
2013-11-30 11:48:46 AM  
"What you said is mean!!  I'm suing!!1!"

Bunch o' pussies, teabaggers...the lot of them: bunch o' pussies.
 
2013-11-30 11:54:28 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: "What you said is mean!!  I'm suing!!1!"

Bunch o' pussies, teabaggers...the lot of them: bunch o' pussies.


There's a FWD: FWD: FWD: going around, allegedly of a letter BHO wrote to a private donor, where he refers to members of the Tea Party as "Teabaggers."

The blubbery crying over at NewsBusters at the lack of the President's political correctness was amusing.
 
2013-11-30 12:13:55 PM  

Sgt Otter: Lionel Mandrake: "What you said is mean!!  I'm suing!!1!"

Bunch o' pussies, teabaggers...the lot of them: bunch o' pussies.

There's a FWD: FWD: FWD: going around, allegedly of a letter BHO wrote to a private donor, where he refers to members of the Tea Party as "Teabaggers."

The blubbery crying over at NewsBusters at the lack of the President's political correctness was amusing.


I prefer the word "Teatard". It's less respectful IMHO.
 
2013-11-30 12:16:41 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Sgt Otter: Lionel Mandrake: "What you said is mean!!  I'm suing!!1!"

Bunch o' pussies, teabaggers...the lot of them: bunch o' pussies.

There's a FWD: FWD: FWD: going around, allegedly of a letter BHO wrote to a private donor, where he refers to members of the Tea Party as "Teabaggers."

The blubbery crying over at NewsBusters at the lack of the President's political correctness was amusing.

I prefer the word "Teatard". It's less respectful IMHO.


Anything that makes them cry like the spoiled puerile children they are is ok with me
 
2013-11-30 12:34:59 PM  
Wait, so WND won't be "taking ownership" of Esquire?
 
2013-11-30 12:38:50 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: Sgt Otter: Lionel Mandrake: "What you said is mean!!  I'm suing!!1!"

Bunch o' pussies, teabaggers...the lot of them: bunch o' pussies.

There's a FWD: FWD: FWD: going around, allegedly of a letter BHO wrote to a private donor, where he refers to members of the Tea Party as "Teabaggers."

The blubbery crying over at NewsBusters at the lack of the President's political correctness was amusing.

I prefer the word "Teatard". It's less respectful IMHO.

Anything that makes them cry like the spoiled puerile children they are is ok with me


That's just about everything.
 
2013-11-30 12:40:13 PM  
Mike_LowELL:
Rulings like these make me absolutely weep for our country.  Parody and satire are the weapons of the liberal, because they do not have any ideas that can be taken seriously in the first place.  In-fact, I want every troll in this thread banned right now.  The only way to keep this discussion free of trolls is to ban everyone but me.  I am the only person here who loves this country.

It probably wasn't planned, but the text of this post was perfectly divided right and left.  If it was intentional, that's a whole new level of subtle trolling that I am truly in awe of.

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-30 12:44:33 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: Sgt Otter: Lionel Mandrake: "What you said is mean!!  I'm suing!!1!"

Bunch o' pussies, teabaggers...the lot of them: bunch o' pussies.

There's a FWD: FWD: FWD: going around, allegedly of a letter BHO wrote to a private donor, where he refers to members of the Tea Party as "Teabaggers."

The blubbery crying over at NewsBusters at the lack of the President's political correctness was amusing.

I prefer the word "Teatard". It's less respectful IMHO.

Anything that makes them cry like the spoiled puerile children they are is ok with me


I watched them flounced out after a debate which resulted in my mass block by a group on Facebook. After proving through their own links that Obama didn't supply weapons to Al Qaeda during a debate where they were throwing invective names my way. I was cool all throughout and at the end -I dusted off that little ditty of a word "Teatard"... Boom flounced.  I logged in under a different ID, and watched them cry about the insensitive hurtful word.  It was quite satisfying.
 
2013-11-30 12:51:33 PM  
When the revolution comes the Tebaggers will be the first against eating the paint chips off the wall.
 
2013-11-30 12:56:37 PM  

abb3w: advisory.aero.bombardier.com


Give me your anger, Snake!  Let it boil to the surface!  Let your fury flow freely!  Anger begets anger!  Come on, show me your rage!

unyon: It probably wasn't planned, but the text of this post was perfectly divided right and left. If it was intentional, that's a whole new level of subtle trolling that I am truly in awe of.


The answers to hundreds of "unsolved math problems" are embedded in my commentary on this discussion board.  Formatting my posts to show that we are politically divided is the least of my grand achievements.  Aaaand so forth.  Yeah, that works.  *lights cigarette*
 
2013-11-30 01:07:12 PM  
How is it possible that a site like WND takes itself that seriously that they would sue? And if for some bizarre reason you ever took any article by them on judicial matters seriously, this would be a good reason to never take another serious again
 
2013-11-30 01:12:15 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: How is it possible that a site like WND takes itself that seriously that they would sue? And if for some bizarre reason you ever took any article by them on judicial matters seriously, this would be a good reason to never take another serious again


They have to keep up the persecution routine for appearances with their followers and devotees.  Can't lose that revenue stream.
 
2013-11-30 01:16:37 PM  

Diogenes: Peter von Nostrand: How is it possible that a site like WND takes itself that seriously that they would sue? And if for some bizarre reason you ever took any article by them on judicial matters seriously, this would be a good reason to never take another serious again

They have to keep up the persecution routine for appearances with their followers and devotees.  Can't lose that revenue stream.


True. The US vs. Them may help people overlook all the bad writing and insanity
 
2013-11-30 01:18:45 PM  

i44.tinypic.com

 
2013-11-30 01:28:11 PM  

Sgt Otter: Lionel Mandrake: "What you said is mean!!  I'm suing!!1!"

Bunch o' pussies, teabaggers...the lot of them: bunch o' pussies.

There's a FWD: FWD: FWD: going around, allegedly of a letter BHO wrote to a private donor, where he refers to members of the Tea Party as "Teabaggers."

The blubbery crying over at NewsBusters at the lack of the President's political correctness was amusing.


Well. They were the first to call themselves Teabaggers. The rest of us went "...are you sure about that? You're REALLY ok with being the Teabaggers? You're really really sure about this? Alright, but don't say we didn't warn you..."

Now that they found out why we asked, they scream and throw a hissy fit about it. Then again, not like I expect much else for them.
 
2013-11-30 01:31:54 PM  
Conservatives: loving the Constitution, except when they are obviously acting unconstitutionally.
 
2013-11-30 01:32:03 PM  
Let's see, a person named "Klanman" writing for Wacko Nutters Digest.

media.screened.com
 
2013-11-30 01:35:45 PM  

abb3w: Mike_LowELL: In-fact, I want every troll in this thread banned right now.

[advisory.aero.bombardier.com image 736x242]


D-did someone just fall for Mike...again?
 
2013-11-30 01:37:07 PM  
That's one angry mustache.

Also I thought WND was a parody.
 
2013-11-30 01:37:20 PM  
I'd like to see the math that shows a hundred million in actual damages.
 
2013-11-30 01:39:22 PM  

grumpfuff: Sgt Otter: Lionel Mandrake: "What you said is mean!!  I'm suing!!1!"

Bunch o' pussies, teabaggers...the lot of them: bunch o' pussies.

There's a FWD: FWD: FWD: going around, allegedly of a letter BHO wrote to a private donor, where he refers to members of the Tea Party as "Teabaggers."

The blubbery crying over at NewsBusters at the lack of the President's political correctness was amusing.

Well. They were the first to call themselves Teabaggers. The rest of us went "...are you sure about that? You're REALLY ok with being the Teabaggers? You're really really sure about this? Alright, but don't say we didn't warn you..."

Now that they found out why we asked, they scream and throw a hissy fit about it. Then again, not like I expect much else for them.


Well, it was totally the liberals fault for not protecting the teabaggers from embarrassing themselves.
 
2013-11-30 01:41:31 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: "What you said is mean!!  I'm suing!!1!"

Bunch o' pussies, teabaggers...the lot of them: bunch o' pussies.


It must have been quite emotionally damaging for them. So much that it would take $100 million dollars to heal their pain plus $20 million to pay for the legal fees. Have you no compassion for poor wittle Farah's wittle feelings?
 
2013-11-30 01:44:57 PM  

Fart_Machine: That's one angry mustache.

Also I thought WND was a parody.


You thought wrong. They mean every word in the potato salad.
 
2013-11-30 01:47:11 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Fart_Machine: That's one angry mustache.

Also I thought WND was a parody.

You thought wrong. They mean every word in the potato salad.


I'm actually not so sure.  The readers?  No doubt.  Farah and Corsi?  I think they're fleecing rubes and it's all schtick.
 
2013-11-30 01:47:22 PM  

grumpfuff: Sgt Otter: Lionel Mandrake: "What you said is mean!!  I'm suing!!1!"

Bunch o' pussies, teabaggers...the lot of them: bunch o' pussies.

There's a FWD: FWD: FWD: going around, allegedly of a letter BHO wrote to a private donor, where he refers to members of the Tea Party as "Teabaggers."

The blubbery crying over at NewsBusters at the lack of the President's political correctness was amusing.

Well. They were the first to call themselves Teabaggers. The rest of us went "...are you sure about that? You're REALLY ok with being the Teabaggers? You're really really sure about this? Alright, but don't say we didn't warn you..."

Now that they found out why we asked, they scream and throw a hissy fit about it. Then again, not like I expect much else for them.


Oh, I know.  Breitbart.com, which has a whole tag for whining about being called Teabaggers...

http://www.breitbart.com/Search?q=teabagger

...still has Andrew Breitbart's "I'm Proud to be a Teabagger" article up:

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2010/04/14/Im-Proud-to-Be-a- Te a-Bagger
 
2013-11-30 01:47:39 PM  
fta an "alleged admission from Joseph Farah that this thing was a parody." Klayman said Farah was being sarcastic.

So you're going to court to argue that Farah was joking that he was joking? You're joking.
 
2013-11-30 01:48:02 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: I'd like to see the math that shows a hundred million in actual damages.


Herp
-------  x potato = Eleventy Billion
Derp
 
2013-11-30 01:49:06 PM  
Of course the judge is bowing to the establishment that won't touch these issues, Klanman. It couldn't possibly be because your suit is ludicrous and of no merit.
 
2013-11-30 01:51:10 PM  

rudemix: Of course the judge is bowing to the establishment that won't touch these issues, Klanman. It couldn't possibly be because your suit is ludicrous and of no merit.


How can you look at yourself in the mirror each day without killing yourself, knowing your work is derivative of Orly Taitz'?
 
2013-11-30 01:52:56 PM  

stoli n coke: grumpfuff: Sgt Otter: Lionel Mandrake: "What you said is mean!!  I'm suing!!1!"

Bunch o' pussies, teabaggers...the lot of them: bunch o' pussies.

There's a FWD: FWD: FWD: going around, allegedly of a letter BHO wrote to a private donor, where he refers to members of the Tea Party as "Teabaggers."

The blubbery crying over at NewsBusters at the lack of the President's political correctness was amusing.

Well. They were the first to call themselves Teabaggers. The rest of us went "...are you sure about that? You're REALLY ok with being the Teabaggers? You're really really sure about this? Alright, but don't say we didn't warn you..."

Now that they found out why we asked, they scream and throw a hissy fit about it. Then again, not like I expect much else for them.

Well, it was totally the liberals fault for not protecting the teabaggers from embarrassing themselves.


 Here's the Hot Air article to which you refer so highly;


http://hotair.com/archives/2013/11/27/obama-letter-to-conservative-c on stituent-ive-been-quite-respectful-of-you-tea-baggers/
 
2013-11-30 01:53:47 PM  

grumpfuff: Sgt Otter: Lionel Mandrake: "What you said is mean!!  I'm suing!!1!"

Bunch o' pussies, teabaggers...the lot of them: bunch o' pussies.

There's a FWD: FWD: FWD: going around, allegedly of a letter BHO wrote to a private donor, where he refers to members of the Tea Party as "Teabaggers."

The blubbery crying over at NewsBusters at the lack of the President's political correctness was amusing.

Well. They were the first to call themselves Teabaggers. The rest of us went "...are you sure about that? You're REALLY ok with being the Teabaggers? You're really really sure about this? Alright, but don't say we didn't warn you..."

Now that they found out why we asked, they scream and throw a hissy fit about it. Then again, not like I expect much else for them.


Thank you, I was going to bring that up, glad I kept reading the thread first. But at least I get to post this classic image.

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-30 01:56:41 PM  

gravy chugging cretin.: stoli n coke: grumpfuff: Sgt Otter: Lionel Mandrake: "What you said is mean!!  I'm suing!!1!"

Bunch o' pussies, teabaggers...the lot of them: bunch o' pussies.

There's a FWD: FWD: FWD: going around, allegedly of a letter BHO wrote to a private donor, where he refers to members of the Tea Party as "Teabaggers."

The blubbery crying over at NewsBusters at the lack of the President's political correctness was amusing.

Well. They were the first to call themselves Teabaggers. The rest of us went "...are you sure about that? You're REALLY ok with being the Teabaggers? You're really really sure about this? Alright, but don't say we didn't warn you..."

Now that they found out why we asked, they scream and throw a hissy fit about it. Then again, not like I expect much else for them.

Well, it was totally the liberals fault for not protecting the teabaggers from embarrassing themselves.

 Here's the Hot Air article to which you refer so highly;


http://hotair.com/archives/2013/11/27/obama-letter-to-conservative-c on stituent-ive-been-quite-respectful-of-you-tea-baggers/


'
Got any non-anchor baby links? This is Merka.
 
2013-11-30 01:57:26 PM  

Diogenes: Gyrfalcon: Fart_Machine: That's one angry mustache.

Also I thought WND was a parody.

You thought wrong. They mean every word in the potato salad.

I'm actually not so sure.  The readers?  No doubt.  Farah and Corsi?  I think they're fleecing rubes and it's all schtick.


Since WND is a springboard site to promote conspiracy books I always got that feeling too.
 
2013-11-30 01:59:18 PM  
Another successful implementation of the Chewbacca Defense.
 
2013-11-30 02:01:16 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: "What you said is mean!!  I'm suing!!1!"

Bunch o' pussies, teabaggers...the lot of them: bunch o' pussies.


Is that even mechanically possible?
 
2013-11-30 02:02:48 PM  
I don't if its been mentioned yet but......

$120 million in damages -- $100 million in compensatory damages and $20 million in punitive damages plus legal costs.
 
2013-11-30 02:03:56 PM  

gravy chugging cretin.: stoli n coke: grumpfuff: Sgt Otter: Lionel Mandrake: "What you said is mean!!  I'm suing!!1!"

Bunch o' pussies, teabaggers...the lot of them: bunch o' pussies.

There's a FWD: FWD: FWD: going around, allegedly of a letter BHO wrote to a private donor, where he refers to members of the Tea Party as "Teabaggers."

The blubbery crying over at NewsBusters at the lack of the President's political correctness was amusing.

Well. They were the first to call themselves Teabaggers. The rest of us went "...are you sure about that? You're REALLY ok with being the Teabaggers? You're really really sure about this? Alright, but don't say we didn't warn you..."

Now that they found out why we asked, they scream and throw a hissy fit about it. Then again, not like I expect much else for them.

Well, it was totally the liberals fault for not protecting the teabaggers from embarrassing themselves.

 Here's the Hot Air article to which you refer so highly;


http://hotair.com/archives/2013/11/27/obama-letter-to-conservative-c on stituent-ive-been-quite-respectful-of-you-tea-baggers/


Hold on a minute: The guy refers to Teabaggers in his original letter, and the story is that BOB using the term is disrespectful?

That's... BEAUTIFUL!

It's an extension of the 'Doesn't know his place' talking point from 2009.
 
2013-11-30 02:07:04 PM  
Dear Trolls,

You are purposefully damaging debate.   I know you think you're funny or clever but you are a bigger problem now than the 'other side'.   At least reason can be attempted.
 
2013-11-30 02:08:18 PM  

Cyber_Junk: Dear Trolls,

You are purposefully damaging debate.   I know you think you're funny or clever but you are a bigger problem now than the 'other side'.   At least reason can be attempted.


(with the 'other side') I meant to add
 
2013-11-30 02:09:21 PM  

Rwa2play: abb3w: Mike_LowELL: In-fact, I want every troll in this thread banned right now.

[advisory.aero.bombardier.com image 736x242]

D-did someone just fall for Mike...again?


Yep. It's fun to watch.
 
2013-11-30 02:12:39 PM  
Thanks, Klan Man!
 
2013-11-30 02:12:56 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wait... you mean WND isn't parody?


Apparently not.
Shocked me too.
 
2013-11-30 02:14:41 PM  
Tough shiat, right-wing asshole. If it's parody, it's protected.
 
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