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(BBC)   It's closing time. Hurry 'n' finish ya beers. Chop-chop   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 66
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2013-11-29 08:20:35 PM
I didn't even know they had helicopters in england
 
2013-11-29 08:22:37 PM
To serve, protect and show off their hardware.
Douchebag cops.
 
2013-11-29 08:22:43 PM
Gettin' a leg up on the impaired drivers, eh?
 
2013-11-29 08:23:14 PM

nickdaisy: I didn't even know they had helicopters in england


They don't. This happened in Scotland.
 
2013-11-29 08:23:25 PM

nickdaisy: I didn't even know they had helicopters in england


They don't. This was the helicopter in Scotland.
 
2013-11-29 08:24:34 PM
And now we know how the zombies ended up on the roof....
 
2013-11-29 08:26:34 PM
One last call for alcohol
 
2013-11-29 08:27:30 PM
i think the guy who flew airwolf was a drunk in real life.  just sayin'
 
2013-11-29 08:27:52 PM
Half off pints
 
2013-11-29 08:27:54 PM

WTFDYW: One last call for alcohol


So finish your whiskey or beer
 
2013-11-29 08:29:43 PM

" It has been reported that about 120 people were in the pub at the time."


For a Scottish pub that's a slow afternoon.

 
2013-11-29 08:32:44 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: nickdaisy: I didn't even know they had helicopters in england

They don't. This happened in Scotland.


That I thought a Scottish helicopter might look like...

newgifs.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-29 08:33:32 PM
 
2013-11-29 08:37:58 PM
As if anyone would leave their pint unattended just because some bampot crashed his heli on the roof...
Scotland.
 
2013-11-29 08:38:09 PM

rkiller1: To serve, protect and show off their hardware.
Douchebag cops.


Your claims are based on what, exactly?
 
2013-11-29 08:41:37 PM

loudboy: rkiller1: To serve, protect and show off their hardware.
Douchebag cops.

Your claims are based on what, exactly?


On his bias against American cops, I'm guessing.
 
2013-11-29 08:41:38 PM
Go home Bobby McAnnic, you're drunk.
 
2013-11-29 08:41:44 PM

skinink: " It has been reported that about 120 people were in the pub at the time."
For a Scottish pub that's a slow afternoon.


10 were in the pub and the rest were outside smoking.
 
2013-11-29 08:42:37 PM

nickdaisy: I didn't even know they had helicopters in england


Yes, but they call them aerostatic gyrators.
 
2013-11-29 08:42:51 PM
Only two cops on the helis? Not enough.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-29 08:44:00 PM
www.artsatl.com

The whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for Christ
but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of CLOSING TIME
 
2013-11-29 08:44:21 PM

MrEricSir: WTFDYW: One last call for alcohol

So finish your whiskey or beer


You don't have to go home
 
2013-11-29 08:45:28 PM

FrancoFile: nickdaisy: I didn't even know they had helicopters in england

Yes, but they call them aerostatic gyrators.


Scotland.
They call them Wee Whirlydoodles
 
2013-11-29 08:46:11 PM

nickdaisy: I didn't even know they had helicopters in england


They did in my interpretation of Airstrip One.  Drew a Huey gunning down civilians in the streets while there was a public hanging and the three Ministry buildings in the background (with missiles falling in the background from either Eurasia or Eastasia).

Got a C+ and the reason why was because I didn't use "color" in the picture.
 
2013-11-29 08:46:24 PM
balls
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-29 08:46:51 PM

libranoelrose: balls


bullocks
 
2013-11-29 08:47:39 PM

d23: libranoelrose: balls

bullocks


Highland cooooows
 
2013-11-29 08:48:48 PM
I thought the traditional way of closing things down was calling, "Time, gentlemen, please!"
 
2013-11-29 08:49:43 PM

whatshisname: d23: libranoelrose: balls

bullocks

Highland cooooows


Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo
 
2013-11-29 08:51:16 PM

theorellior: whatshisname: d23: libranoelrose: balls

bullocks

Highland cooooows

Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo


And that's one of his more accessible works
 
2013-11-29 08:55:40 PM
Heard blaring from the wreckage.

/you do not mess around with Trevor Phillips Industries
 
2013-11-29 08:59:35 PM

whatshisname: FrancoFile: nickdaisy: I didn't even know they had helicopters in england

Yes, but they call them aerostatic gyrators.

Scotland.
They call them Wee Whirlydoodles


I can't imagine what they're called in Wales.

No, seriously, I am incapable of contemplating the existence of a single word with more letters than the Magna Carta, and I'm sure the abbreviation would still have way too many letters to be confused for a German word.
 
2013-11-29 09:03:57 PM
London Times update

Three people are feared dead after a police helicopter crashed into a packed bar in central Glasgow. The dark blue helicopter hit the Clutha Vaults, a popular music venue on the north bank of the River Clyde, in the middle of a concert shortly before 11pm. Police Scotland said a crew of two police officers and a civilian pilot were on board the...
 
2013-11-29 09:05:03 PM

mjjt: London Times update

Three people are feared dead after a police helicopter crashed into a packed bar in central Glasgow. The dark blue helicopter hit the Clutha Vaults, a popular music venue on the north bank of the River Clyde, in the middle of a concert shortly before 11pm. Police Scotland said a crew of two police officers and a civilian pilot were on board the...


onboard what? I'm on the edge of my seat here!
 
2013-11-29 09:06:41 PM
I'd like to pay myself on the back for they outstanding troll. I feel like William Wallace after he defeated the Russians at Waterloo.
 
2013-11-29 09:08:45 PM

thecpt: MrEricSir: WTFDYW: One last call for alcohol

So finish your whiskey or beer

You don't have to go home

But you can't stay here.
I know who I want to take me home...
 
2013-11-29 09:10:47 PM
It looks bad, like they're gonna have to spend the night in Glasgow.
 
2013-11-29 09:12:02 PM

d23: [www.artsatl.com image 467x600]

The whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for Christ
but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of CLOSING TIME


I don't always crash helicopters, but when I do...
 
2013-11-29 09:13:30 PM
Scotland's the one with all the drunks who died from a lack of potatoes, right?  Or is it the windy place where guys wear skirts and bang sheep?  I always get those two confused.
 
2013-11-29 09:18:42 PM

LineNoise: mjjt: London Times update

Three people are feared dead after a police helicopter crashed into a packed bar in central Glasgow. The dark blue helicopter hit the Clutha Vaults, a popular music venue on the north bank of the River Clyde, in the middle of a concert shortly before 11pm. Police Scotland said a crew of two police officers and a civilian pilot were on board the...

onboard what? I'm on the edge of my seat here!


Greatest stage act EVAR!
 
2013-11-29 09:20:44 PM
Crashing into a bar in Scotland is easy though. Pick any random building, the odds are with you.
 
2013-11-29 09:27:15 PM
That was a great pub, I've seen some good bands there.

/time gentlemen please
//do your talking while you're walking
///you don't have to go home but you can't stay here
 
2013-11-29 09:36:26 PM
Scottish choppers, and this headline is the best we can do? Really?

1.bp.blogspot.com

/or should I say O'Reilly
//choppers!
 
2013-11-29 10:00:47 PM
A rare chuckle out of me subby. Thanks.

Mind your P's and Q's folks :~)
 
2013-11-29 10:04:12 PM
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Someone's having fun with the fak tags.
 
2013-11-29 10:05:46 PM
Damn, and a month before Christmas too. Not that there's ever a good time to suddenly loose people but this sucks. I hope the death count is not higher than the 3 already reported.
 
2013-11-29 10:10:31 PM

FrancoFile: nickdaisy: I didn't even know they had helicopters in england

Yes, but they call them aerostatic gyrators.


They run regularly between Piccadilly and Siam via Prussia and Mesopotamia.
 
2013-11-29 10:16:23 PM
The Cthulhu pub? I'll have a gin and miskatonic. Hold the tentacles.
 
2013-11-29 10:29:43 PM

LineNoise: mjjt: London Times update

Three people are feared dead after a police helicopter crashed into a packed bar in central Glasgow. The dark blue helicopter hit the Clutha Vaults, a popular music venue on the north bank of the River Clyde, in the middle of a concert shortly before 11pm. Police Scotland said a crew of two police officers and a civilian pilot were on board the...

onboard what? I'm on the edge of my seat here!


i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-11-29 10:39:54 PM
Its another terror attack at mans last stand before the end of the world.

/Or Friday or Saturday or any day of the fecking week you silly little shiates.
 
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