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(TwinCities.com)   There's drunk, and then there's "steal a newspaper truck to flee from zombies" drunk   (twincities.com) divider line 12
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2013-11-29 08:21:13 PM
In every Walking Dead episode when they get out of the car, notice that they NEVER EVER park close to their destination.  If they are entering a building, they typically part hundreds of feet away and walk.  This truck-stealing boozer was simply following what he saw on television.
 
2013-11-29 08:26:27 PM
To be fair, he now knows how to steal a newspaper truck to flee from zombies. That might be crucial information to know when the zombie apocalypse comes.
 It also shows he's civic-minded, since he knows that when the zombie apocalypse comes, people are going to need to read the news.


I say give him a medal and a bunch of money, to ostensibly start up a zombie preparedness squad maybe or perhaps buy beer.
 
2013-11-29 08:40:33 PM
As long as the Axel F. theme was playing in the background, give the guy a slap on the wrist.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmfJqvSuzmw
 
2013-11-29 08:43:30 PM
Two of my cousins live in that town. Since I had dinner with both of them yesterday, I'll assume it was neither of them.
 
2013-11-29 08:43:41 PM
If I was called Hurlbut I'd steal things, too
 
2013-11-29 09:19:09 PM
It's black friday. He probably saw hoards of mindless people walking aimlessly towards the mall and panicked.
 
2013-11-29 09:21:56 PM

super_grass: It's black friday. He probably saw hoards of mindless people walking aimlessly towards the mall and panicked.


Good one.
 
2013-11-29 10:08:14 PM

Catlenfell: Two of my cousins live in that town. Since I had dinner with both of them yesterday, I'll assume it was neither of them.


Were they alive? What did they eat?
 
JVD
2013-11-30 12:06:51 AM
That wasted at .198? I find that hard to believe. But then again I live in Wisconsin.
 
2013-11-30 01:09:19 AM
I saw more than a few zombie hoards near shopping centers last night and today .  I resisted the urge to cull them...for science.
 
2013-11-30 03:33:44 AM
NO. It's morans stealing papers for the "Black Friday" printed specials, albeit right off the pressess or from your lawn. Or in the recycle chains. . And there is a particular TFer that knows exactly what I'm talking about that has also worked in the news biz. That shiat never ends.
 
2013-11-30 01:27:18 PM
Doing that because he was DRUNK? No way. I ain't buying it. "Drunk" means throwing up and falling down, not being paranoid of zombies.

Although being drunk can cause a person to be unable to come up with a better excuse.
 
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