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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Woman lights boyfriend's underpants on fire, presumably because he was a liar liar (or because he wouldn't buy her cigarettes)   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 30
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2013-11-29 05:49:05 PM
Betcha he aint gonna forget her smokes from here on out.
 
2013-11-29 05:49:05 PM
He should have taken her to the laaaaaiiiiiihhhhhhk.
 
2013-11-29 05:53:38 PM
Reads article. Sees picture.

Hot=crazy
 
2013-11-29 06:01:15 PM
thisainthell.us
 
2013-11-29 06:03:17 PM
1.) Amber Lynn
2.) Cigarettes
3.) Casino

This completes the white trash trifecta.
 
2013-11-29 06:04:41 PM
She almost has sharpie-brows.
 
2013-11-29 06:10:09 PM
Smoke the underwear if you got 'em!
 
2013-11-29 06:12:02 PM
 
2013-11-29 06:18:44 PM
Good thing he wasn't wearing them at the time.
 
2013-11-29 06:19:39 PM
Lame! He wasn't wearing them when it happened.
She fails.
 
2013-11-29 06:22:54 PM
My girlfriend lit my underwear on fire WHILE I was wearing them. True study.

/we were lighting each others farts
//she's the best
 
2013-11-29 06:23:40 PM
goddammit, why do websites resort to such bullshiat writing?

"beau"
"unmentionables"
"skid marks"

Just stick to the story without using stupid words or phrases if you're going to pretend to report the news.  If you're writing short stories go ahead and use such words.

FFS!

Oh, and I can assure the writer of that builshiat that not all people have underwear with skid marks.  Most people over the age of 3 know how to wipe their asses after they take a shiat.
 
2013-11-29 06:29:45 PM
FTFAIf the underwear had skid marks on it (which let's face it, every guy has some brown striped pairs they still use)...

I'm a guy and I've found that properly cleaning one's ass really eliminates this problem.
 
2013-11-29 06:32:46 PM
She is currently being held in the Carson City jail on $43,132 bail

That's an oddly specific amount. Can't they round it out to $43K?
 
2013-11-29 06:45:21 PM

eraser8: FTFA:  If the underwear had skid marks on it (which let's face it, every guy has some brown striped pairs they still use)...

I'm a guy and I've found that properly cleaning one's ass really eliminates this problem.


Yeah. I'm not anal about hygiene butt I still manage to avoid that crap.
 
2013-11-29 06:49:32 PM
I thought Lilo was Firecrotch?
 
2013-11-29 06:55:35 PM
You know what? In my experience, girls stain their underwear at a much higher rate than I do. I suppose they get a pass, however.
 
2013-11-29 07:04:54 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: She is currently being held in the Carson City jail on $43,132 bail

That's an oddly specific amount. Can't they round it out to $43K?


They included the $3132 it would cost to replace the underwear
 
2013-11-29 07:08:50 PM

TomD9938: 1.) Amber Lynn
2.) Cigarettes
3.) Casino

This completes the white trash trifecta.


No sorry, they lived in an apartment, not a trailer
 
2013-11-29 07:16:26 PM
Aaaaand, she was playing craps when she was found. Naturally.
 
2013-11-29 07:17:05 PM
He really just needed some mates to help him  http://talkingeasy.com/meaning/cheer.html
 
2013-11-29 07:23:39 PM
That blog tries way too hard.
 
2013-11-29 07:32:06 PM

Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: Reads article. Sees picture.

Hot=crazy


She's not hot enough to where you would put up with that crap.
 
2013-11-29 07:54:38 PM
The only thing that could smell worse than dirty underwear is dirty underwear on fire. they may have to open a meth lab in there to get the smell out.
 
2013-11-29 08:25:58 PM

Herr Flick's Revenge: Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: Reads article. Sees picture.

Hot=crazy

She's not hot enough to where you would put up with that crap.


I dunno. Id have to see more of her to cast judgement. Maybe at least her pooper.
 
2013-11-29 08:53:04 PM
imageshack.us
Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-11-29 08:55:01 PM

Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: Herr Flick's Revenge: Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: Reads article. Sees picture.

Hot=crazy

She's not hot enough to where you would put up with that crap.

I dunno. Id have to see more of her to cast judgement. Maybe at least her pooper.


i.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-29 10:08:53 PM
Why is it that 94% of domestic violence stories involve cigarettes?
 
2013-11-29 10:20:28 PM
She looks frighteningly average.
 
2013-11-30 04:12:31 AM

Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: My girlfriend lit my underwear on fire WHILE I was wearing them. True study.

/we were lighting each others farts
//she's the best

 
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