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(ABC Local)   You wreck your hummer breaking your girlfriend's pelvis. Do you: a) wait for emergency services, b) drive her to the hospital, or c) stuff her in a convenient attic?   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 10
    More: Dumbass, Friendswood, girlfriend, roll overs, pelvic fracture  
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2013-11-29 05:33:13 PM
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Peter von Nostrand: We're talking about a hummer here. If I wrecked her pelvis, I'd be bragging to anyone that would listen


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2013-11-29 04:39:29 PM
2 votes:
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2013-11-29 08:16:17 PM
1 votes:
Didn't the Nazis find Helen Keller in the attic?
2013-11-29 06:55:00 PM
1 votes:

demaL-demaL-yeH: Bunner, it's an even less aerodynamic, overpriced Chevy Trailblazer. An H3 has absolutely nothing to do with a HMMWV. Nothing.

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Suspicions confirmed.
2013-11-29 05:51:58 PM
1 votes:
If someone has broken bones, the Weeners is to drag them around while you bang on doors. The screaming means you are a hero.
2013-11-29 05:49:29 PM
1 votes:
How many people have obviously been on Fark too long and read that as "girlfriend's penis"?
2013-11-29 05:45:12 PM
1 votes:

JuggleGeek: phojo1946: If he was truly trying to help her, why didn't he call 911?

FTFA : "Neighbors called police but investigators say Fitzpatrick didn't wait. "

He went knocking on doors until he found someone home.  They called 911.  Then he dumped her in a nearby attic and ran off.  I don't get it, at all, but at that point, he's due for some serious charges.

Also, there was a 20 year old driving a hummer, and a 17 year old girl in the vehicle, and neither had a cell phone?  That seems incredibly unlikely.


Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Texas.
Knocking on doors at 2 in morning after an accident.

And nobody got shot???
2013-11-29 04:47:57 PM
1 votes:
Prediction: "Hummer" (which is not a vehicle, dammit) or no, he will soon discover how many of the guys in prison are FitzWilliams.
2013-11-29 04:37:09 PM
1 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: Peter von Nostrand: We're talking about a hummer here. If I wrecked her pelvis, I'd be bragging to anyone that would listen

*broke, too


Yeah, if he broke her jaw in a hummer accident that would be impressive but at least understandable.  If he managed to break her pelvis, he's either a God amongst men or they were doing it very, very wrong.
2013-11-29 03:57:30 PM
1 votes:
We're talking about a hummer here. If I wrecked her pelvis, I'd be bragging to anyone that would listen
 
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