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(Science World Report)   The mere presence of males shortens the female lifespan. They must wear out their henpeckers   (scienceworldreport.com) divider line 19
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2013-11-29 03:09:10 PM
Mother's Day. I blame Mother's Day. All those Mother's Day dinners are bound to kill you if you eat enough of them.

Just kidding. ; ) Only a small percentage of Mother's Day dinners are fatal. Some more likely reasons include:

1. Smoking
2. Drinking
3. Domestic violence
4. General annoyance
5. Children

Men do a lot of stupid things to reduce their own life expectancy and women do help to prevent this.

But men also do stupid things that reduce other people's life expectancy. Lesbians have the lowest HIV rates this side of nuns. And then there are nuns: no smoking, drinking, fighting (well not much), child birth, lousy bar-b-que dinners, Mother's Day presents, or aggravation. Nuns live forever because they seldom have very much to annoy them.

I would guess that smoking, heart disease, and obesity are all contagious to some extent or have knock on effects for women. Left to their own devices, women eat a light salad or yoghurt for lunch. They eat breakfast and then go back to bed for another couple of hours. They keep a cat instead of making sammiches for every loser in town.

But a man in the house spoils everything, and if there are children as well, everybody is at risk for miles around.
 
2013-11-29 04:19:39 PM
As long as they wear out some kind of peckers I'm ok with this.
 
2013-11-29 07:58:13 PM
In worms, according to the article.
 
2013-11-29 08:04:53 PM
brantgoose:  ...
Left to their own devices, women eat a light salad or yoghurt for lunch.
...

Only if they're trying to attract a mate, which is usually a man.
 
2013-11-29 08:05:59 PM
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2013-11-29 08:18:13 PM
Brain damage caused by all the facepalming from "hold my beer and watch this" moments...and occasionally getting caught in the aftermath of said moments.
 
2013-11-29 08:48:01 PM
Without men, the world would be like a clambake at a scraping booking festival.

You know a lot of socializing, scissoring, and sucking on clams ...
 
2013-11-29 09:10:47 PM
And to counterbalance that, a far more impt study  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25120980 showed that males deprived of sex die earlier.

Which means it's tantamount to manslaughter for a woman to refuse
 
2013-11-29 09:28:18 PM

brantgoose: Left to their own devices, women eat a light salad or yoghurt for lunch.


False.

Left to their own devices women eat a lot and get fat, just like any other mammal with few physical expectations upon them and plenty of food.

upload.wikimedia.org

It would be a survival trait if modern society hadn't defeated winter with logistics, leading to potential endless gluttony.

As it is women who eat light and stay skinny are the result of heteronormative beauty ideals shifting to the extreme lightweight side in popular culture over the past few generations. Back in the day you wanted a lady with some meat on her, so they were a bit more... healthy. You can see this in the art of the age. Back in Incan times, a lady would conify her daughters' skulls to show how much better they were than the poor who could afford to do that. That doesn't mean women naturally trend towards that.
 
2013-11-29 09:56:14 PM
Mass shootings. Everywhere.
 
2013-11-29 10:14:22 PM

brantgoose: Nuns live forever because they seldom have very much to annoy them.


Don't forget that whole "not subjecting their bodies to the medical trauma of bearing and birthing a whole nother human" thing. Before modern medicine, making a baby and letting it out was one of the leading causes of death in women. It still does incalculable damage even today.
 
2013-11-29 10:21:54 PM

fisker:


Where is mashpit girl?
 
2013-11-29 11:32:45 PM

lewismarktwo: brantgoose:  ...
Left to their own devices, women eat a light salad or yoghurt for lunch. ...

Only if they're trying to attract a mate, which is usually a man.


http://www.google.com/search?q=woman+smiling+at+salad&client=firefox -a &hs=88I&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=I2 qZUtHBFZHxoAS2soHIDA&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1600&bih=797

No, they just like to smile at it.
http://phantomfuture.com/2011/02/19/women-smiling-alone-eating-yogur t/
 
2013-11-30 02:19:46 AM
i.imgur.com


/Link
//I dunno why someone made a .gif of that
 
2013-11-30 02:48:57 AM
Great. More bullshiat for the femnazis to biatch about.

In reality, women are the greatest threat to men.  We do seriously stupid shiat in a misguided attempt to impress women.  Women encourage this, not because they want to be impressed, but because they are trying to kill us.
 
2013-11-30 02:50:03 AM
i16.photobucket.com

"Yeah! Man oppressor!"
 
2013-11-30 12:06:48 PM

HotWingAgenda: It still does incalculable damage even today.


no, it does not.
 
2013-11-30 04:48:18 PM

Baryogenesis: [i.imgur.com image 245x250]


/Link
//I dunno why someone made a .gif of that


It's part of a gifset that shows the rest of it.

/Because people on tumblr will not watch a video
//But they will read a gifset
 
2013-12-01 02:31:51 AM
Alan King unavailable for comment...though, fittingly, his wife is.
 
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