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(CNN)   Deck the halls with boughs of holly. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Fight at Walmart, oh by golly. Fa la la la la, la la la la   (money.cnn.com) divider line 150
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2013-11-29 03:27:12 PM
I'd like to rename "Black Friday" to just "Walmart Brawl Day"
 
2013-11-29 03:44:18 PM
WTF is wrong with people?
 
2013-11-29 04:22:50 PM
'Murica! Why don't these librul shoppers have guns to protect themselves?

It's their God given right to stand their ground!
 
2013-11-29 04:25:43 PM
Were they wearing their gay apparel?
 
2013-11-29 04:35:02 PM
We've reached the point that if you're stupid enough to go to WalMart on the Friday after Thanksgiving you deserve to be shot.
 
2013-11-29 04:36:40 PM

grokca: Were they wearing their gay apparel?


At Wal*Mart we don't take kindly to folks who wear gay apparel.
 
2013-11-29 04:44:23 PM

doyner: We've reached the point that if you're stupid enough to go to WalMart on the Friday after Thanksgiving you deserve to be shot.


With rock salt. We have to be humane. We'll save the live ammo for those people who shop on Thanksgiving evening.
 
2013-11-29 04:45:25 PM

theorellior: doyner: We've reached the point that if you're stupid enough to go to WalMart on the Friday after Thanksgiving you deserve to be shot.

With rock salt. We have to be humane. We'll save the live ammo for those people who shop on Thanksgiving evening.


1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-11-29 04:46:47 PM
So, this is what teabaggers do when not at protest rallies.
 
2013-11-29 04:48:16 PM
STAND YOUR GROUND
 
2013-11-29 04:52:19 PM

doyner: We've reached the point that if you're stupid enough to go to WalMart on the Friday after Thanksgiving you deserve to be shot.


Is it wrong that I laughed at that?
 
2013-11-29 04:52:20 PM
 
2013-11-29 04:53:00 PM
Blaming tea party members for Black Friday violence is like blaming the Finns for the Watts Riots. Everyone knows where the real problems are on Black Friday, and it ain't rural Kansas.
 
2013-11-29 04:53:08 PM

doyner: We've reached the point that if you're stupid enough to go to WalMart on the Friday after Thanksgiving you deserve to be shot.


Let's have a yearly Purge but unlike the movies let's only do it at Wal Mart.
 
2013-11-29 04:55:38 PM

grokca: Were they wearing their gay

happy apparel?

Haven't you learned anything from Fark?
 
2013-11-29 04:57:10 PM
Somehow, I get the feeling these are the same kinds of assholes who go to clubs hoping they'll get in a fight over whose quarters are next on the pool table, or start melees on the dance floor cause some dick/slut hit on their date.
 
2013-11-29 04:58:15 PM
you ever wonder about those who are always outraged about the "War on Christmas" and "Family Values" never seem concerned about the corporations commercializing the holidays and making people work on the holidays. Ne'er a peep out of them about families not being able to be together because they have to work. Ne'er a peep about these crazy limited supply and time sales that make those wanting to give their family a nice gift and not pay more than they can afford urged to wait in line in the cold or rush to beat their deadline.  No that doesn't diminish the spirit of the holidays at all. But say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" and they go apoplectic.
 
2013-11-29 04:58:22 PM

Marshal805: doyner: We've reached the point that if you're stupid enough to go to WalMart on the Friday after Thanksgiving you deserve to be shot.

Is it wrong that I laughed at that?


Nope.
 
2013-11-29 04:58:53 PM
Poor people problems.
 
2013-11-29 04:59:15 PM

nickdaisy: Blaming tea party members for Black Friday violence is like blaming the Finns for the Watts Riots. Everyone knows where the real problems are on Black Friday, and it ain't rural Kansas.


It's black people isn't it? I knew it! I knew there were tons of black people in Utah and Iowa.
 
2013-11-29 04:59:57 PM

blatz514: grokca: Were they wearing their gay happy fun apparel?

Haven't you learned anything from Fark?


FTFYB
 
2013-11-29 05:00:15 PM

a_bilge_monkey: or start melees on the dance floor cause some dick/slut hit on their date.


It's always best to have a pally or ranged weapon specialist in the group when that happens, but they never think ahead when setting up the raiding party.
 
2013-11-29 05:02:15 PM

blatz514: grokca: Were they wearing their gay happy apparel?

Haven't you learned anything from Fark?


You're still wrong:

static4.businessinsider.com
 
2013-11-29 05:02:19 PM
Where else can you get Gladiator-type entertainment for free?  Is this a great country or what?
 
2013-11-29 05:03:01 PM

SordidEuphemism: blatz514: grokca: Were they wearing their gay happy fun apparel?

Haven't you learned anything from Fark?

FTFYB


Dammit.

www.semissourian.com
 
2013-11-29 05:03:06 PM

nickdaisy: Blaming tea party members for Black Friday violence is like blaming the Finns for the Watts Riots. Everyone knows where the real problems are on Black Friday, and it ain't rural Kansas.



Clinton is a city in Davis County, Utah, United States. The population was 12,585 at the 2000 censusSenator Orrin G. Hatch (R)Federal Building125 South State Street Ste. 8402Salt Lake City, UT 84138Congressman Rob Bishop (R)Federal Building324 25th Street Ste. 1017Ogden, UT 84401Governor Gary Herbert (R)210 State CapitolSalt Lake City, UT 84114Senator Scott Jenkins (R)Senate District 204385 W 1975 NPlain City UT 84404Representative Paul Ray (R)Representative District 13982 North 780 WestClinton, UT 84015Senator Jerry W. Stevenson (R)Senate District 214665 South 1700 WestLayton, UT 84040Senator Stuart Reid (R)Senate District 182155 Grant AveOgden UT 84401Representative Richard Greenwood (R)Representative District 123704 W 6050 SRoy UT 84067yup a liberal utopia there.
 
2013-11-29 05:03:06 PM

nickdaisy: Blaming tea party members for Black Friday violence is like blaming the Finns for the Watts Riots. Everyone knows where the real problems are on Black Friday, and it ain't rural Kansas.


Here's a rundown of cities in TFA.

Claypool Hill, VA - 98.95% white
Rialto, CA - 16.4% black (lots of latinos)
Beaumont, TX - ok, this one ain't rural kansas
Johnson City, TN - 90.9% white
Elkin, NC - 84.11% white (significant latino for non-border state too)
West De Moines, IA - 88.4% white

Saying it's all tea partiers is stupid, but your post is borderline racist.
 
2013-11-29 05:04:17 PM

nickdaisy: Blaming tea party members for Black Friday violence is like blaming the Finns for the Watts Riots. Everyone knows where the real problems are on Black Friday, and it ain't rural Kansas.


I thought because Jesus
 
2013-11-29 05:04:38 PM

Mrtraveler01: blatz514: grokca: Were they wearing their gay happy apparel?

Haven't you learned anything from Fark?

You're still wrong:

[static4.businessinsider.com image 480x360]


Oh man, that could have been a sweet similpost.
 
2013-11-29 05:04:50 PM
The goal when my wife sent me to those was eat alot beans and broccoli at thanksgiving dinner and seeing if I could part the red sea.
 
2013-11-29 05:05:19 PM

12349876: nickdaisy: Blaming tea party members for Black Friday violence is like blaming the Finns for the Watts Riots. Everyone knows where the real problems are on Black Friday, and it ain't rural Kansas.

Here's a rundown of cities in TFA.

Claypool Hill, VA - 98.95% white
Rialto, CA - 16.4% black (lots of latinos)
Beaumont, TX - ok, this one ain't rural kansas
Johnson City, TN - 90.9% white
Elkin, NC - 84.11% white (significant latino for non-border state too)
West De Moines, IA - 88.4% white

Saying it's all tea partiers is stupid, but your post is borderline racist.


Black Friday is truely the one holiday when people of all creed and colors come together and act like total assholes to one another when trying to buy some off-brand TV for $99.
 
2013-11-29 05:07:02 PM

nickdaisy: Blaming tea party members for Black Friday violence is like blaming the Finns for the Watts Riots. Everyone knows where the real problems are on Black Friday, and it ain't rural Kansas.


The video I saw on CNN is from North Carolina.  The people sure do look like baggers to me.

Also, it's NC, a bagger heaven.
 
2013-11-29 05:08:48 PM

nickdaisy: Blaming tea party members for Black Friday violence is like blaming the Finns for the Watts Riots. Everyone knows where the real problems are on Black Friday, and it ain't rural Kansas.


Rural Kansas is not where you would find Tea Partiers.
You would find them in Claypool Hill, VA and Johnson City, TN.
 
2013-11-29 05:09:27 PM
Damn, how many of these threads will get greened?
 
2013-11-29 05:10:16 PM

Hobodeluxe: nickdaisy: Blaming tea party members for Black Friday violence is like blaming the Finns for the Watts Riots. Everyone knows where the real problems are on Black Friday, and it ain't rural Kansas.


Clinton is a city in Davis County, Utah, United States. The population was 12,585 at the 2000 census
Senator Orrin G. Hatch (R)
Federal Building
125 South State Street Ste. 8402
Salt Lake City, UT 84138

Congressman Rob Bishop (R)
Federal Building324 25th Street Ste. 1017Ogden, UT 84401

Governor Gary Herbert (R)
210 State CapitolSalt Lake City, UT 84114

Senator Scott Jenkins (R)S
enate District 204385 W 1975 NPlain City UT 84404

Representative Paul Ray (R)
Representative District 13982 North 780 WestClinton, UT 84015

Senator Jerry W. Stevenson (R)
Senate District 214665 South 1700 WestLayton, UT 84040

Senator Stuart Reid (R)
Senate District 182155 Grant AveOgden UT 84401

Representative Richard Greenwood (R)
Representative District 123704 W 6050 SRoy UT 84067

yup a liberal utopia there.


also check out the video here.
count the number of non whites in it.
 
2013-11-29 05:12:05 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-11-29 05:12:19 PM

12349876: nickdaisy: Blaming tea party members for Black Friday violence is like blaming the Finns for the Watts Riots. Everyone knows where the real problems are on Black Friday, and it ain't rural Kansas.

Here's a rundown of cities in TFA.

Claypool Hill, VA - 98.95% white
Rialto, CA - 16.4% black (lots of latinos)
Beaumont, TX - ok, this one ain't rural kansas
Johnson City, TN - 90.9% white
Elkin, NC - 84.11% white (significant latino for non-border state too)
West De Moines, IA - 88.4% white

Saying it's all tea partiers is stupid, but your post is borderline racist.


Look, I don't dispute that some rednecks do stupid stuff on Black Friday. And I'm sure cnn pounces on those stories. But ask yourself, sincerely, is it only rednecks?  Might members of other groups be a problem too?

But God forbid we point out the names of those groups. And make certain all press coverage is absolutely, completely race neutral, damn the accuracy.

Discuss.
 
2013-11-29 05:12:24 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Damn, how many of these threads will get greened?


These threads are only available for a limited time,  We had to wait in the cold for hours before they went green.
 
2013-11-29 05:13:43 PM
Yeah....that's about right.
 
2013-11-29 05:15:49 PM

nickdaisy: 12349876: nickdaisy: Blaming tea party members for Black Friday violence is like blaming the Finns for the Watts Riots. Everyone knows where the real problems are on Black Friday, and it ain't rural Kansas.

Here's a rundown of cities in TFA.

Claypool Hill, VA - 98.95% white
Rialto, CA - 16.4% black (lots of latinos)
Beaumont, TX - ok, this one ain't rural kansas
Johnson City, TN - 90.9% white
Elkin, NC - 84.11% white (significant latino for non-border state too)
West De Moines, IA - 88.4% white

Saying it's all tea partiers is stupid, but your post is borderline racist.

Look, I don't dispute that some rednecks do stupid stuff on Black Friday. And I'm sure cnn pounces on those stories. But ask yourself, sincerely, is it only rednecks?  Might members of other groups be a problem too?

But God forbid we point out the names of those groups. And make certain all press coverage is absolutely, completely race neutral, damn the accuracy.

Discuss.


You missed my earlier post:

Mrtraveler01: Black Friday is truely the one holiday when people of all creed and colors come together and act like total assholes to one another when trying to buy some off-brand TV for $99.


Discuss.
 
2013-11-29 05:15:59 PM

12349876: nickdaisy: Blaming tea party members for Black Friday violence is like blaming the Finns for the Watts Riots. Everyone knows where the real problems are on Black Friday, and it ain't rural Kansas.

Here's a rundown of cities in TFA.

Claypool Hill, VA - 98.95% white
Rialto, CA - 16.4% black (lots of latinos)
Beaumont, TX - ok, this one ain't rural kansas
Johnson City, TN - 90.9% white
Elkin, NC - 84.11% white (significant latino for non-border state too)
West De Moines, IA - 88.4% white

Saying it's all tea partiers is stupid, but your post is borderline racist.


Well, it would be, if black people could read.

/I still got it! Cha cha cha
 
2013-11-29 05:18:42 PM

Hobodeluxe: also check out the video here.
count the number of non whites in it.


I love KSL's approach to handling this story.

Instead of covering the actual event and to see if everyone is alright, let's bring in a radio host from our sister AM/FM newstalk station and tell us his opinion about the whole thing.

No wonder their ratings are in the toilet.
 
2013-11-29 05:20:24 PM

nickdaisy: Look, I don't dispute that some rednecks do stupid stuff on Black Friday. And I'm sure cnn pounces on those stories. But ask yourself, sincerely, is it only rednecks? Might members of other groups be a problem too?

But God forbid we point out the names of those groups. And make certain all press coverage is absolutely, completely race neutral, damn the accuracy.

Discuss.


Yes, we get it. White people only do bad things only if they're poor. Black people are genetically programmed to do bad things because of their skin color. There, are you happy now?
 
2013-11-29 05:21:40 PM
Goose Island released their (in)famous Bourbon County Stout and a couple rare variants today.  I opened at 11am sharp, and had dozens of people standing in line waiting for their chance to get some.

No joke: the very last customer in line got the last bottles of the rare vintage.  Everyone got what they came for if they arrived at 11, as I promised, thanks to Goose Island's generosity.

It was epic.  First time I've ever had a line for my humble store!


imageshack.us
 
2013-11-29 05:22:09 PM
Black Friday makes me sad to be human.
Then again with the state of things in the world today, I could be sad to be human for damn near any reason.
But Black Friday is as good as any.
The hell is wrong with you people having to fight to get a deal?
Go spend time with your family.
Go on the Internet and learn something new through YouTube.
But stop acting like a bunch of goddamn children and start thinking about them as more than just gift-receivers.
You asses.
 
2013-11-29 05:24:05 PM

blatz514: SordidEuphemism: blatz514: grokca: Were they wearing their gay happy fun apparel?

Haven't you learned anything from Fark?

FTFYB

Dammit.


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2013-11-29 05:25:48 PM
To repost what I said in a video thread, I will continue to be disappointed until I see one of these ends with a Soylent Green truck scooping up proles.

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2013-11-29 05:30:15 PM

PacManDreaming: nickdaisy: Look, I don't dispute that some rednecks do stupid stuff on Black Friday. And I'm sure cnn pounces on those stories. But ask yourself, sincerely, is it only rednecks? Might members of other groups be a problem too?

But God forbid we point out the names of those groups. And make certain all press coverage is absolutely, completely race neutral, damn the accuracy.

Discuss.

Yes, we get it. White people only do bad things only if they're poor. Black people are genetically programmed to do bad things because of their skin color. There, are you happy now?


Isn't the coverage race neutral because people from all races are acting like assholes?

I really don't notice one race standing out from another.
 
2013-11-29 05:31:15 PM
They missed one - Odessa, TX.  A kid got knocked down and was getting stepped on and security brought out the pepper spray.  Someone in the crowd recorded it and forwarded it to one of the local news stations, which then posted it to Facebook.  So if you're inclined to see another bunch of idiots, check out NewsWest9's feed on Facebook.  I'd show you myself, but I don't know how.
 
2013-11-29 05:31:21 PM
Police in Rialto, Calif., said an officer suffered a broken hand and a finger trying to break up a fight in a Wal-Mart parking lot. Raymond Rice, 25, was charged with felony assault and assault on a police officer A female relative of Rice, Chennel Smith, was also arrested when she joined the fight after police tried to restrain Rice.

right down the street!
 
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