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(Daily Mail)   If your birthday is in September there's a good chance that means you were conceived because your mom was too drunk during the holidays to remember to take her birth control   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 101
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2013-11-29 01:39:27 PM  
Haha.. My hubby's bday is sept 14th.
 
2013-11-29 01:40:12 PM  
So yay for being born in October?
 
2013-11-29 01:43:40 PM  
I had to break up with a girl because she was terrible at taking her birth control. Damn it's not hard to do.
 
2013-11-29 01:44:04 PM  
Mom and dad must have had a good St. Patrick's Day in 1973...calculations say that's about the time i was conceived. Green beer and a shot, anyone?
 
2013-11-29 01:44:04 PM  

texdent: So yay for being born in October?


Conceived because there's nothing better to do in January, and its cold outside?
 
2013-11-29 01:44:17 PM  
nope

/this same crap gets passed around every year around this time and again in February and it's still bullshiat.
 
2013-11-29 01:45:34 PM  

HKWolf: Mom and dad must have had a good St. Patrick's Day in 1973...calculations say that's about the time i was conceived. Green beer and a shot, anyone?


This is Fark. Just the shot please.

Make it a double.

...

Why don't you leave the bottle, actually.

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome? What's that?
 
2013-11-29 01:45:37 PM  
Also true if your birthday is in February, March, April, any of the "-ember" months, or if you're Irish.
 
2013-11-29 01:47:23 PM  

Voiceofreason01: nope

/this same crap gets passed around every year around this time and again in February and it's still bullshiat.


Because the Irish well known for their support of birth control
 
2013-11-29 01:48:19 PM  
What in the wild, wild, world of sports is a "hectic diary" and how would it prevent the use of birth control?
*clicks TFA link again, just to be sure it isn't "dairy"*
"Dear Diary,
You are so hectic that I was unable to use contraception. My pen is ..."
 
2013-11-29 01:49:11 PM  
If your birthday is in September there's a good chance that means you were conceived because your mom was too drunk during the holidays to remember to take her birth control    ,  and  already had one in the backdoor.

fixed that for ya
 
2013-11-29 01:49:26 PM  
Yup. Birthday is September 18, I was conceived on Christmas Eve, after a party. They insist they weren't drunk, but yeeeah.
 
2013-11-29 01:51:05 PM  
Why does it matter when someone is conceived? Is it some slut-shaming thing?
 
2013-11-29 01:52:10 PM  
according to the wifes ob/gyn our youngest was concieved on her birthday

/ its the gift that keeps giving
 
2013-11-29 01:53:10 PM  
If I ever forget my parents' anniversary, all I have to do is count 9 months back from my birthday.
 
2013-11-29 01:55:40 PM  

ZeroCorpse: If I ever forget my parents' anniversary, all I have to do is count 9 months back from my birthday.


Hah, same here.
 
2013-11-29 01:57:24 PM  

texdent: So yay for being born in October?


Just means your mom got knocked up around New Year's Day.

/ my birthday is in October
 
2013-11-29 02:01:13 PM  
I was conceived during a late spring snowstorm, but I'm pretty sure it was due to opportunity and not hijinks (they were trying to get pregnant), hence my birthday will be in a few weeks.
 
2013-11-29 02:01:45 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: Voiceofreason01: nope

/this same crap gets passed around every year around this time and again in February and it's still bullshiat.

Because the Irish well known for their support of birth control


Well then, 1920's Farker, have you a good joke about a pollock ( obviously I mean the actual fish, not polish people), a Jew and a chinaman?
 
2013-11-29 02:06:29 PM  
My mom says my sister is the result of a punch bowl of salty dogs.
/Yup her birthday is in september.
 
2013-11-29 02:11:13 PM  
Everyone in my family is born in July or August.  We figure out which football victory mom and dad were celebrating.
 
2013-11-29 02:12:55 PM  
My parents never made a big deal of their anniversary.  When I was old enough, I did the math and realized that I am the reason that they are married.

/hot August night
 
2013-11-29 02:13:40 PM  

johnnieconnie: I was conceived during a late spring snowstorm, but I'm pretty sure it was due to opportunity and not hijinks (they were trying to get pregnant), hence my birthday will be in a few weeks.



Impressive.  I didn't know they had in utero wi fi.
 
2013-11-29 02:13:42 PM  

Ambivalence: Why does it matter when someone is conceived? Is it some slut-shaming thing?


nah, just funny.  was watching American Pickers the other day.  They were in some midwestern town that was devestated by a tornado.... last year?  year before?  they were experiencing what they called a "tornado boom" because in the aftermath of the storm, there was no cable or internet there for a while.  with nothing else to do, the town "got busy" and had something like 60 new babies that year all born around the same time.
 
2013-11-29 02:14:06 PM  
My oldest child's birthday is in October.... The Superbowl halftime show was in the bedroom that year.
 
2013-11-29 02:15:25 PM  
Joke's on you, my mom was on heroin.
 
2013-11-29 02:17:41 PM  

iheartscotch: texdent: So yay for being born in October?

Just means your mom got knocked up around New Year's Day.

/ my birthday is in October


10 month gestation...your mom's an elephant.
 
2013-11-29 02:18:22 PM  

iheartscotch: Britney Spear's Speculum: Voiceofreason01: nope

/this same crap gets passed around every year around this time and again in February and it's still bullshiat.

Because the Irish well known for their support of birth control

Well then, 1920's Farker, have you a good joke about a pollock ( obviously I mean the actual fish, not polish people), a Jew and a chinaman?

 Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
 
2013-11-29 02:22:07 PM  
I always figured it was my Father who was drunk when I was conceived. My Mother doesn't drink much or often, so she probably nursed a glass of wine or two all night. Most of my family are pretty much teetotalitarian except for the alcoholics. I lucked out by having the two most sober and responsible parents in the lot. They can not only drink booze but also stop. Good genes to have.

I blame Jesus and to a much lesser extent, ninth cousin Barrack Hussein Obama.

But genetics probably has a lot to do with it since thousands of my cousins are Puritan or Quaker clergymen, or ancestors of such famous drinkers as the Bushes, Ulysses S. Grant, and General Sherman.

Did you know that POTUS is not only an abbreviation for President of the United States but also a drinking vessel? And that the Bush family probably takes its name from the vine that was used to indicate places where wine was sold wholesale or retail? Yes, the Shrub is a Grapevine.

You learn such odd things when you study family history.
 
2013-11-29 02:27:49 PM  

brantgoose: I always figured it was my Father who was drunk when I was conceived. My Mother doesn't drink much or often, so she probably nursed a glass of wine or two all night.


Her boobs must have been soaked!
 
2013-11-29 02:30:49 PM  
It's sad that so many people's parents had so little sex that they can actually pinpoint the event.
 
2013-11-29 02:31:56 PM  
I'm a week shy of being exactly 1 year and 9 months younger than my brother
 
2013-11-29 02:33:53 PM  
I cannot help but concur as my birthdate is 9 months to the day from my father's, nd my brother's is 9 months to the day from Mom's. Only 2 dates to remember - the 25th and the 30th, but in different months.
 
2013-11-29 02:34:11 PM  
Wife was born Sept 16, when her mother was 40.  I sometimes call her "Dad's last good Christmas"

Our first came into the world September 23.  Like mother, like daughter.
 
2013-11-29 02:35:23 PM  
Sept 21st here. Represent!
 
2013-11-29 02:35:57 PM  

FloydA: brantgoose: I always figured it was my Father who was drunk when I was conceived. My Mother doesn't drink much or often, so she probably nursed a glass of wine or two all night.

Her boobs must have been soaked!


You made wine come out my nose with that one.

/Snorked it up off 'er by accident.
 
2013-11-29 02:36:11 PM  
Fairy certain I was conceived on my parents wedding night.

\ September birth too.
 
2013-11-29 02:37:06 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2013-11-29 02:37:09 PM  
Naah, my mom works for Hobby Lobby.

iheartscotch: texdent: So yay for being born in October?

Just means your mom got knocked up around New Year's Day.

/ my birthday is in October


And for you New Year's Day babies... April Fools!
 
2013-11-29 02:38:58 PM  
My parents farked on Halloween for me.
 
2013-11-29 02:41:53 PM  

iheartscotch: texdent: So yay for being born in October?

Just means your mom got knocked up around New Year's Day.

/ my birthday is in October


Same here. Maybe I should ask my parents if that was the case, but I know they did plan on having kids. Perhaps celebrating the holiday provided the right occasion.

Besides, it's probably not uncommon for the old year to go out with a bang.
 
2013-11-29 02:42:33 PM  

HiFiGuy: Naah, my mom works for Hobby Lobby.iheartscotch: texdent: So yay for being born in October?

Just means your mom got knocked up around New Year's Day.

/ my birthday is in October

And for you New Year's Day babies... April Fools!


And on April fools would be from a drunken 4th of July
 
2013-11-29 02:47:51 PM  

Metalupis: HiFiGuy: Naah, my mom works for Hobby Lobby.iheartscotch: texdent: So yay for being born in October?

Just means your mom got knocked up around New Year's Day.

/ my birthday is in October

And for you New Year's Day babies... April Fools!

And on April fools would be from a drunken 4th of July


And birth on the 4th of July means conception after a drunken Virus Appreciation Day party.
 
2013-11-29 02:48:07 PM  
July 21,  Happy Halloween everybody!
 
2013-11-29 02:50:36 PM  
most everyone in my family has a December B-day.  St Pattys day/Easter kids?  Dec 1 doesn't have any holidays near it, tho
 
2013-11-29 02:51:59 PM  

dopekitty74: Haha.. My hubby's bday is sept 14th.


That's my brother's too! :)  Oh boy do I have something to totally razz on to my mom now. Thanks, FARK!
 
2013-11-29 02:52:54 PM  
Yeah, I'm wondering when my son will learn he was conceived on my birthday. ("Lets see, early October, and you said I was a week early, so..... eeeewwwwww")

And though study after study says there's no correlation between major events/holidays and birth rate bumps 9 months later, there sure seems to be a lot of anecdotal evidence, like a disproportionate number of mid-late September birthdays.

It's like statisticians don't have a sense of humour.
 
2013-11-29 02:54:11 PM  
September 15th here.
 
2013-11-29 02:54:49 PM  

Another Pretentious Nickname: It's sad that so many people's parents had so little sex that they can actually pinpoint the event.


my ex and I had quite a bit of sex over the 15 years our marriage lasted.  I know exactly when the first two of our kids were conceived.

the last one is a toss up.
 
2013-11-29 02:58:54 PM  

WTFDYW: September 15th here.


Well played.  Sept 15 also but I was hatched from an egg found under a rock
 
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