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(Social Reader)   "Mongolians bravely swallow a glass of pickled sheep eyeballs mixed into tomato juice to chase away their morning-after blues." And other instant-classic hangover cures   (socialreader.com) divider line 61
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2013-11-29 01:31:25 PM  
Full English breakfast - Best hangover cure.
 
2013-11-29 01:51:24 PM  
Helps with the city wall raid too!
 
2013-11-29 01:51:51 PM  
I'd imagine the sheep eyeballs cause one to vomit so violently that they are not only sober, but they also lose a few pounds.
 
2013-11-29 01:52:11 PM  
The Asinine tag is holding the Sick tag's hair while it throws up in the toilet, isn't it?
 
2013-11-29 01:54:38 PM  
Usually my hangovers end with me throwing up. Sheep eyeballs might help...
 
2013-11-29 01:58:38 PM  
Sicily
Though it sounds more gag-worthy than helpful in keeping your stomach settled, a dried bull's penis is apparently the traditional snack of choice for hung-over Sicilians
.

How bad does the hangover have to be if you're willing to suck off a bull to cure it?
 
2013-11-29 01:59:29 PM  
Sounds better than the Yak tongue and expired milk smoothies I normally use.
 
2013-11-29 02:00:19 PM  
Traditional Mongolian toasts:

Here's looking at you!

Here's mud in your eye!

Hey, Lambkins, haven't I seen you somewhere before?


No, wait, that last one was a Mongolian pick-up line. I bet that sheep's eyes in your Bloody Mary makes you think twice about getting a hangover in the first place. But it would be a good joke. You can buy plastic eyeballs in any novelty store. Sadly, it would probably be safer if it was a real eyeball as Doctor Hibbert would observe with a wry laugh.
 
2013-11-29 02:02:24 PM  
It may cure my hangover, but what about the shakes?
 
2013-11-29 02:09:03 PM  
"Ugh. Get me the Pepto."

"Bad news -- there's a sociologist here."

"UGH. Fine, fine, get me the damned jar of eyeballs."

I think we all know how this goes.
 
2013-11-29 02:09:57 PM  
Half a doob before going to sleep.No hangover but no brain all next day.or so I recall. been almost 30 years...
 
2013-11-29 02:09:59 PM  
Hungarians do it the best IMO.  Hangover soup (korhelyleves) feeds you pork, fat, kraut, and liquid.  All the things a hangover needs.
 
2013-11-29 02:10:06 PM  
Gatorade, and lots of it.

/gotta replenish them electrolytes, y'all
 
2013-11-29 02:19:30 PM  
Is bukkake an actual Japanese custom or is it just something we invented in the West and attribute to the Orient?  Because just like autism and Creationism, it seems like it could be real, but I could also see it being fake.  Help me out here.

I want to believe.
 
2013-11-29 02:21:13 PM  
"So why are you drinking?" "Because there's no way I could tolerate that hangover cure if I were sober."
 
2013-11-29 02:21:34 PM  
i3.dailyrecord.co.uk

Irn Bru. It works, biatches.
 
2013-11-29 02:23:49 PM  
Sheep's eyes have a pretty rough to eat texture anyway. I imagine pickling them might make them almost crunchy with a slight give. Like a good pickle.
 
2013-11-29 02:23:52 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I'd imagine the sheep eyeballs cause one to vomit so violently that they are not only sober, but they also lose a few pounds.


Considering they drank fermented mares milk to get drunk in the first place, I'm not sure that sheep eyeballs would make them vomit.  Plus, sheep eyeballs is no worse than what Mongolains eat most days anyway

Mongolian cuisine may be the worst in the world.  Unless you really, really, really like mutton, maybe.
 
2013-11-29 02:25:35 PM  

ciberido: ZeroCorpse: I'd imagine the sheep eyeballs cause one to vomit so violently that they are not only sober, but they also lose a few pounds.

Considering they drank fermented mares milk to get drunk in the first place, I'm not sure that sheep eyeballs would make them vomit.  Plus, sheep eyeballs is no worse than what Mongolains eat most days anyway

Mongolian cuisine may be the worst in the world.  Unless you really, really, really like mutton, maybe.


Mutton Burgoo is the way to go.
 
2013-11-29 02:27:09 PM  

nickdaisy: Is bukkake an actual Japanese custom or is it just something we invented in the West and attribute to the Orient?  Because just like autism and Creationism, it seems like it could be real, but I could also see it being fake.  Help me out here.

I want to believe.


japanese thing.
 
2013-11-29 02:28:02 PM  
I know it's weird - but, a dental visit with epinephrine injected for local anesthesia. The adrenaline rush takes care of the lethargy, and the local anesthesia usually takes care of some of the headache.
 
2013-11-29 02:35:38 PM  

blatz514: It may cure my hangover, but what about the shakes?


Those will pass as soon as you pass that glass which you swallowed.
 
2013-11-29 02:36:35 PM  
Gatorade before bed and when you wake up.  Or just shake a little bit of salt into your hand and lap it up.
 
2013-11-29 02:37:02 PM  
I guess the up side is that if you have a glass of pickled sheep eyeballs mixed into tomato juice first thing in the morning, you're pretty much guaranteed nothing worse will happen to you that day.
 
2013-11-29 02:44:23 PM  
And this is better than the hangover HOW exactly?
 
2013-11-29 02:50:18 PM  
Eyeballs in food are for the amusement of the locals. "Let's make whitey eat eyeballs" has been heard in native dialects in over 350 tourist videos to date.

One more cure:
1 liter water
1 bottle 4 hour energy
4 tabs Focus Factor
Return to bed until the hallucinations calm down
 
2013-11-29 02:51:20 PM  

ciberido: ZeroCorpse: I'd imagine the sheep eyeballs cause one to vomit so violently that they are not only sober, but they also lose a few pounds.

Considering they drank fermented mares milk to get drunk in the first place, I'm not sure that sheep eyeballs would make them vomit.  Plus, sheep eyeballs is no worse than what Mongolains eat most days anyway

Mongolian cuisine may be the worst in the world.  Unless you really, really, really like mutton, maybe.


Had a Mongolian roommate once, and I used to wonder if the left on the counter almost to the point of rotting meat was a Mongolian thing or if the guy was just lazy.
 
2013-11-29 02:57:26 PM  

ciberido: ZeroCorpse: I'd imagine the sheep eyeballs cause one to vomit so violently that they are not only sober, but they also lose a few pounds.

Considering they drank fermented mares milk to get drunk in the first place, I'm not sure that sheep eyeballs would make them vomit.  Plus, sheep eyeballs is no worse than what Mongolains eat most days anyway

Mongolian cuisine may be the worst in the world.  Unless you really, really, really like mutton, maybe.


i1.ytimg.com

Salads got nuttin' on this mutton.
 
2013-11-29 02:57:31 PM  
jesu!
People.. just smoke a bowl and drink plenty of water
 
2013-11-29 02:57:53 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Sheep's eyes have a pretty rough to eat texture anyway. I imagine pickling them might make them almost crunchy with a slight give. Like a good pickle.


*hork*
 
2013-11-29 03:04:46 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Sheep's eyes have a pretty rough to eat texture anyway. I imagine pickling them might make them almost crunchy with a slight give. Like a good pickle.


[morbo] Pickling does not work that way! [/morbo]

TMYK:  Pickles are crunchy because cucumbers are crunchy!  Soaking things in brine is not an effective way to make things more crunchy.
 
2013-11-29 03:08:18 PM  
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2013-11-29 03:09:22 PM  
It's no longer ok to call them " Mongolians" remember people; it's "special needsians".
 
2013-11-29 03:10:51 PM  

Vampire Lake: Gatorade before bed and when you wake up.  Or just shake a little bit of salt into your hand and lap it up.


Heh.  I got forgot-how-to-sit-up drunk on Gatorade and grain alcohol (we figure it was 70 proof or so) at a race last year and felt absolutely fine the next morning.
 
2013-11-29 03:11:10 PM  
Blech... tomato juice. .
 
2013-11-29 03:13:55 PM  
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Charlie Harper: You want to know the cure for a hangover?...Never stop drinking.
 
2013-11-29 03:14:17 PM  
Tonic water and bitters.
 
2013-11-29 03:15:32 PM  
littlefrugalista.files.wordpress.com
Plus
www.mcdonalds.com
Always works for me.
 
2013-11-29 03:16:42 PM  
Now you're messin' with a son of a biatch
 
2013-11-29 03:17:06 PM  
They're probably really literal about "hair of the dog" too.
 
2013-11-29 03:17:28 PM  

blatz514: It may cure my hangover, but what about the shakes?


At least a half pint of vodka.
 
2013-11-29 03:19:48 PM  

Mugato: blatz514: It may cure my hangover, but what about the shakes?

At least a half pint of vodka.


See, that would have worked but I had to come to work today.

/maybe I should have had a beer during lunch
 
2013-11-29 03:24:30 PM  

blatz514: Mugato: blatz514: It may cure my hangover, but what about the shakes?

At least a half pint of vodka.

See, that would have worked but I had to come to work today.


+ mouthwash
 
2013-11-29 03:25:23 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I'd imagine the sheep eyeballs cause one to vomit so violently that they are not only sober, but they also lose a few pounds.


Why would you imagine that?

No, really.  Explain why you think tasty bits of meat would make you vomit.
 
2013-11-29 03:30:04 PM  
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And a banana.
 
2013-11-29 03:35:44 PM  
Eat food and drink water the night before and you will have no hangover to cure.
 
2013-11-29 03:50:44 PM  

Slaxl: Full English breakfast - Best hangover cure.


Yup. Definitely my first choice.  In a pinch, hot and sour soup with a couple of wontons thrown in will do, as well.
 
2013-11-29 04:03:37 PM  
What's with all this disgusting food as a hangover cure? A hangover is a mild case of alcohol withdrawal sometimes coupled with dehydration. The cure is drink a lot of water beforehand and keep a few shots on hand for the next morning. Greasy junk food isn't going to help.
 
2013-11-29 04:07:22 PM  

Hz so good: Slaxl: Full English breakfast - Best hangover cure.

Yup. Definitely my first choice.  In a pinch, hot and sour soup with a couple of wontons thrown in will do, as well.


Plus a big mug of plain proper tea. Oh and don't skimp on the baked beans, all that sugar can pick it up a notch.

Not sure about that hot n sour though? Truly? I've just about skimmed it with some chickeny egg-drop soup if I had to.
 
2013-11-29 04:07:36 PM  

Slaxl: Full English breakfast - Best hangover cure.


Ice cold glass bottle of IRN BRU and a spliff of something strong, followed by a ploughman's lunch with Ceylon tea (milk and two)
 
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