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2013-11-29 10:04:03 AM  
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2013-11-29 10:14:35 AM  
They call it Mellow Yellow*.

*Actually, most of the pills I found were peach, blue, white or turquoise, but I can prove that Ambien sometimes comes in yellow. The joke is saved! Far-fetched, maybe unfunny, but saved.

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2013-11-29 10:16:27 AM  
The French word for walrus is morse. What are the odds?

You are now thinking of Canadian actor, Barry Morse, if you were ever a Space 1999 fan.
 
2013-11-29 10:21:29 AM  
I took an ambien earlier  so I don't remember making this post.
 
2013-11-29 10:37:05 AM  
In a row?
 
2013-11-29 11:00:03 AM  
FTA:  then hitting the curb near the intersection of Grove and Hazzard Avenue

Well no wonder why she hit the curb. She was on Hazzard Avenue. Its nothing but underbrush concealing things like curbs right in the middle of the road!
 
2013-11-29 11:22:07 AM  
All I need is half of one of those things... If I want to do a solid 12 hours of sleep a whole one will make tgatvhappen. On 10 I could probably travel back in time.
 
2013-11-29 11:32:58 AM  

brantgoose: The French word for walrus is morse. What are the odds?

You are now thinking of Canadian actor, Barry Morse, if you were ever a Space 1999 fan.


He was my favorite character.
 
2013-11-29 12:04:28 PM  
Thanks, Ambien Walrus!
 
2013-11-29 12:08:48 PM  
I had the freakiest hallucinations in my life on that stuff. My bones were bending like rubber, green decaying spots were erupting on my skin, the bed was surging and waving like the ocean, and the walls of the room were melting and moving in and out at the same time.
All of a sudden I was at work the next day having lunch, with no memory to this day of the first half of the day.

/ Never again
 
2013-11-29 12:15:18 PM  
It sounds like a real wild time, but I've had sleepwalking incidents with good old alcohol that make me leery of what Ambien could lead to.
 
2013-11-29 03:01:27 PM  
Hazzard Avenue?

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Look Flash, that broad done scuffed up my vehicle! Hot pursuit! Gi-gi-gi!
 
2013-11-29 04:19:51 PM  

I. R. Rottweiler: I had the freakiest hallucinations in my life on that stuff. My bones were bending like rubber, green decaying spots were erupting on my skin, the bed was surging and waving like the ocean, and the walls of the room were melting and moving in and out at the same time.
All of a sudden I was at work the next day having lunch, with no memory to this day of the first half of the day.

/ Never again


How many did you take?

I was looking forward to going on adventures with Ambien walrus, but he never showed up.

They don't even really make me sleepy, unless I take two.

They do, however, keep me asleep instead of waking up after a few hours, and they do let me fall asleep.

Without them, I simply can't fall asleep at all.
 
2013-11-29 04:36:37 PM  
My theory is that if someone was dosed with ambien unbeknownst to them, most of them would think they were dosed with acid.

(Not true for people who have actually done acid.)
 
2013-11-29 05:14:08 PM  
Ambien is more evil than a vindictive ex-wife on a rampage.  Stay away from that shiat.
 
2013-11-29 06:25:37 PM  
Why is this shiat even legal?
 
2013-11-29 06:54:15 PM  

Glitchwerks: I. R. Rottweiler: I had the freakiest hallucinations in my life on that stuff. My bones were bending like rubber, green decaying spots were erupting on my skin, the bed was surging and waving like the ocean, and the walls of the room were melting and moving in and out at the same time.
All of a sudden I was at work the next day having lunch, with no memory to this day of the first half of the day.

/ Never again

How many did you take?

I was looking forward to going on adventures with Ambien walrus, but he never showed up.

They don't even really make me sleepy, unless I take two.

They do, however, keep me asleep instead of waking up after a few hours, and they do let me fall asleep.

Without them, I simply can't fall asleep at all.


Just one... Guess it works better for some than others!
 
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