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2013-11-29 06:23:56 AM
That reminds me. I need to send another thank you card to my vasectomy doctor.
 
2013-11-29 06:34:48 AM
JERRY! JERRY!
 
2013-11-29 08:53:35 AM
Wearing a wedding dress to your boyfriend's marriage to another women is a fantastic move.  Nothing says "I'm making a scene" quite like that.
 
2013-11-29 08:53:44 AM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: JERRY! JERRY!


They're Chinese.

Cherry! Cherry!

/guess he was trying to work that whole "one child per family" thing.
 
2013-11-29 08:54:12 AM
She is obviously not a misteress, he hasn't been married yet
 
2013-11-29 08:56:39 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Wearing a wedding dress to your boyfriend's marriage to another women is a fantastic move.  Nothing says "I'm making a scene" quite like that.


Agreed. She committed to that shiat like a pro. Mad props.
 
2013-11-29 09:00:19 AM

neongoats: JasonOfOrillia: Wearing a wedding dress to your boyfriend's marriage to another women is a fantastic move.  Nothing says "I'm making a scene" quite like that.

Agreed. She committed to that shiat like a pro. Mad props.


Or, it was staged. One or the other.

/ this being the internet, I'm going with staged
 
2013-11-29 09:06:46 AM

whistleridge: neongoats: JasonOfOrillia: Wearing a wedding dress to your boyfriend's marriage to another women is a fantastic move.  Nothing says "I'm making a scene" quite like that.

Agreed. She committed to that shiat like a pro. Mad props.

Or, it was staged. One or the other.

/ this being the internet, I'm going with staged


Terrible writers and directing, then. If they thought to make the pregnant mistress wear a wedding dress, they should have given her a shotgun to complete the image.
 
2013-11-29 09:06:53 AM
I don't understand why the mistress is wailing on the bride. Shouldn't they be both beating on the dude?

This is why I married a white girl. Asian women are a whole level of batshiat crazy.
 
2013-11-29 09:08:05 AM

Kanemano: She is obviously not a misteress, he hasn't been married yet


OK...side piece, then.
 
2013-11-29 09:08:58 AM

bulok: I don't understand why the mistress is wailing on the bride. Shouldn't they be both beating on the dude?

This is why I married a white girl. Asian women are a whole level of batshiat crazy.


That didn't make any sense to me as well.  He is the one that screwed them both, the bride didn't do anything.
 
2013-11-29 09:09:20 AM
What do you call the male equivalent of a mistress (in this context) anyway?
 
2013-11-29 09:15:09 AM
What you have here are two basic level biatches.
 
2013-11-29 09:19:35 AM
i1.wp.com
 
2013-11-29 09:19:40 AM

bulok: I don't understand why the mistress is wailing on the bride. Shouldn't they be both beating on the dude?

This is why I married a white girl. Asian women are a whole level of batshiat crazy.


My guess is you married a white girl because you're a bigot.
 
2013-11-29 09:38:40 AM
img.fark.net

Bulok is Asian.
 
2013-11-29 09:43:36 AM

Millennium: What do you call the male equivalent of a mistress (in this context) anyway?


A paramour if it's between sexes.

A Tom Cruise otherwise.
 
2013-11-29 09:44:03 AM

Delay: Bulok is Asian.


One can be a member of a race and still be racist against that race.

/The real question is: Is he racist or sexist?  or both?  or neither?

/It's not -ist if it's true.
 
2013-11-29 10:08:08 AM

Delay: Bulok is Asian.


Oh it has been a while since I last saw those "kwame" pics. Thank you kind sir!
 
2013-11-29 10:14:40 AM

Gunderson: Delay: Bulok is Asian.

One can be a member of a race and still be racist against that race.


If anything, Bulok's post comes across as something written by a free-thinker. That's the exact opposite of a bigot and the point of my comment. A racist is a mule of a different hue.
 
2013-11-29 10:15:53 AM
 
2013-11-29 10:18:24 AM
Rule #1 in Fight Club Wedding is to think that getting married in the mall food court is a good idea.
 
2013-11-29 10:23:41 AM

ChipNASA: You're welcome


The Moderator outed kwame. One of the best threads on Fark, and there have been many.
 
2013-11-29 10:24:29 AM

ChipNASA: macross87: Delay: Bulok is Asian.

Oh it has been a while since I last saw those "kwame" pics. Thank you kind sir!

You're welcome

http://www.fark.com/comments/6431470/Four-years-ago-I-started-a-fund -t o-buy-a-Real-Doll-8-months-ago-I-met-a-woman-I-love-Part-of-me-still-w ants-to-buy-Doll-though-Is-that-a-conversation-I-can-have-with-her-sho uld-I-give-up-on-it-altogether-Thread-is-NSFW?startid=70734171


That was the day(s) in which my work productivity ceased.
 
2013-11-29 10:25:44 AM

Delay: Bulok is Asian.


You don't have to be white to be a bigot.
 
2013-11-29 10:28:17 AM

macross87: ChipNASA: macross87: Delay: Bulok is Asian.

Oh it has been a while since I last saw those "kwame" pics. Thank you kind sir!

You're welcome

http://www.fark.com/comments/6431470/Four-years-ago-I-started-a-fund -t o-buy-a-Real-Doll-8-months-ago-I-met-a-woman-I-love-Part-of-me-still-w ants-to-buy-Doll-though-Is-that-a-conversation-I-can-have-with-her-sho uld-I-give-up-on-it-altogether-Thread-is-NSFW?startid=70734171

That was the day(s) in which my work productivity ceased.


Guaranteed that his was another....


i287.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-29 12:15:24 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Wearing a wedding dress to your boyfriend's marriage to another women is a fantastic move.  Nothing says "I'm making a scene" quite like that.


How many women is he marrying?
 
2013-11-29 12:28:39 PM

Thisbymaster: bulok: I don't understand why the mistress is wailing on the bride. Shouldn't they be both beating on the dude?

This is why I married a white girl. Asian women are a whole level of batshiat crazy.

That didn't make any sense to me as well.  He is the one that screwed them both, the bride didn't do anything.


Maybe in crazy land the one that got married to him is the winner.
 
2013-11-29 12:29:37 PM

bulok: I don't understand why the mistress is wailing on the bride. Shouldn't they be both beating on the dude?

This is why I married a white girl. Asian women are a whole level of batshiat crazy.


If your two women are going to beat on each other and not you, I'd say that's a really really good reason to go Asian.
 
2013-11-29 12:56:12 PM
Damn I hate when that happens.
 
2013-11-29 01:20:17 PM
It never fails...

You spend all that time getting ready for your wedding,

Then you get there and another woman has on the exact same outfit.
 
2013-11-29 02:16:02 PM
Ah, the kwame thread is the gift that keeps on giving.
 
2013-11-29 04:21:32 PM

bulok: I don't understand why the mistress is wailing on the bride. Shouldn't they be both beating on the dude?

This is why I married a white girl. Asian women are a whole level of batshiat crazy.


Male typing detected.  Because he is the prize?  Anyway, pretty big pimpin' for a Kim Jong Il-looking dude.

I take it that China doesn't have US0style child support laws, or that his dad is rich and well-connected.
 
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