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(Stoke Sentinel)   Nothing quite says I love you like chasing your partner down the street with a chainshaw while she's wearing just a towel   (stokesentinel.co.uk) divider line 29
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2013-11-29 09:19:03 AM
www.cinemablend.com
 
2013-11-29 09:54:03 AM
They have this whole role-playing thing down.
 
2013-11-29 10:48:52 AM
He was just helping her dry off.
 
2013-11-29 10:50:27 AM
A chainshaw? You don't shay.
 
2013-11-29 10:50:50 AM
Foreplay is really changing.
 
2013-11-29 10:52:08 AM
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.

The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?

Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

The Mayor: He's got a point.
 
2013-11-29 10:52:46 AM
He Stihl loves her.
 
2013-11-29 10:54:45 AM

special20: He Stihl loves her.


One might even say he loves her to pieces.
 
2013-11-29 10:58:57 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: special20: He Stihl loves her.

One might even say he loves her to pieces.


Small pieces make it easier to Makita.

/the answer is: chainsaw brand names.
 
2013-11-29 11:04:29 AM
Banned in England:

flick knives, butterfly knives, disguised knives as belt buckle or fake mobile phone, gravity knives
sword-sticks, samurai swords, hand or foot-claws, push daggers,hollow kubotan (cylinder-shaped keychain) holding spikes, shuriken (also known as 'death stars' or 'throwing stars'), kusari-gama (sickle attached to a rope, cord or wire), kyoketsu-shoge (hook-knife attached to a rope, cord or wire)
kusari (weight attached to a rope, cord or wire)

Perfectly Legal?
ransackedmedia.com
 
2013-11-29 11:08:46 AM
she fled their home wearing only a towel

Why was their home wearing only a towel?
 
2013-11-29 11:30:58 AM
Well, now I know what to do this Valentine's Day.
 
2013-11-29 11:40:48 AM
"Well make up your mind...Do you want me to help you work out or not?"
 
2013-11-29 11:42:20 AM

special20: He Stihl loves her.


And IiiiiIIIIIiiiiii will always love youuuuUUUUUUuuuUUUuuu for that.
 
2013-11-29 11:55:24 AM
It's the McCullochs!
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2013-11-29 01:16:15 PM
throw the towel at the chainsaw it will jam the chain.
 
2013-11-29 01:24:02 PM
I told him she'll break your heart....but Jason just wouldn't listen.
 
2013-11-29 01:24:03 PM
It's been fun watching the local amusement parks refine their Halloween events over the years. This year some of the chainsaw guys figured out the trick of letting the end drag on the pavement to generate sparks.

/would totally be an amusement-park chainsaw guy around Halloween for extra cash
//would probably be an amusement-park chainsaw guy around Halloween for free
 
2013-11-29 01:45:43 PM
Why are all these other posts in here? this thing was done in 1
 
2013-11-29 01:59:21 PM
Was alcohol involved?

Why yes it was.
 
2013-11-29 02:41:59 PM

Millennium: It's been fun watching the local amusement parks refine their Halloween events over the years. This year some of the chainsaw guys figured out the trick of letting the end drag on the pavement to generate sparks.


They leave the chains on them? Huh. Most of the Haunted Houses and stuff around here remove the chains first.
 
2013-11-29 02:49:33 PM
How about the gift of a spatula?
 
2013-11-29 03:37:52 PM
Okay folks. Rule 34 challenge: find porn of this on the internet. You have the rest of the evening.
 
2013-11-29 03:58:06 PM

Zeb Hesselgresser: Banned in England:

flick knives, butterfly knives, disguised knives as belt buckle or fake mobile phone, gravity knives
sword-sticks, samurai swords, hand or foot-claws, push daggers,hollow kubotan (cylinder-shaped keychain) holding spikes, shuriken (also known as 'death stars' or 'throwing stars'), kusari-gama (sickle attached to a rope, cord or wire), kyoketsu-shoge (hook-knife attached to a rope, cord or wire)
kusari (weight attached to a rope, cord or wire)

Perfectly Legal?
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Yeah I thought it was weird that they were stressing the knife so much over the chainsaw, and then I realized where it happened.
 
2013-11-29 04:22:17 PM

Zeb Hesselgresser: Banned in England:

flick knives, butterfly knives, disguised knives as belt buckle or fake mobile phone, gravity knives
sword-sticks, samurai swords, hand or foot-claws, push daggers,hollow kubotan (cylinder-shaped keychain) holding spikes, shuriken (also known as 'death stars' or 'throwing stars'), kusari-gama (sickle attached to a rope, cord or wire), kyoketsu-shoge (hook-knife attached to a rope, cord or wire)
kusari (weight attached to a rope, cord or wire)

Perfectly Legal?
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You're not very smart, are you?
 
2013-11-29 04:57:26 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Millennium: It's been fun watching the local amusement parks refine their Halloween events over the years. This year some of the chainsaw guys figured out the trick of letting the end drag on the pavement to generate sparks.

They leave the chains on them? Huh. Most of the Haunted Houses and stuff around here remove the chains first.


I don't think they leave the chains on, but they do leave the guide bars. That's what they drag on the ground.
 
2013-11-29 08:05:30 PM
Pics of said towel-wearing woman?

/for science, of course
 
2013-11-29 10:43:42 PM

Fluid: A chainshaw? You don't shay.


It's a rickshaw with a chain.
 
2013-11-30 01:05:30 AM
Before RTFA: It's got to be Texass, Florida or Tennessee...

After RTFA: The UK?!? They are getting as bad as us!
 
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