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(News.com.au)   Just when you thought Miley Cyrus had nothing left to expose, she draws upon herself to find something new   (news.com.au ) divider line
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11328 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 29 Nov 2013 at 8:57 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-29 09:04:45 AM  
She's not even going to live long enough to make Club 27, is she?
 
2013-11-29 09:10:20 AM  
Meh.


Can she at least stop doing the tongue thing?
 
2013-11-29 09:10:47 AM  
I think that emotionally, she's still 12.
 
2013-11-29 09:12:05 AM  
Yeah, nothing says "Christmas" like a penis bodysuit.
 
2013-11-29 09:23:40 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-29 09:25:04 AM  

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]


That's disturbing.
 
2013-11-29 09:28:28 AM  

Alphax: shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]

That's disturbing.


It's a twerkey.
 
2013-11-29 09:28:31 AM  
cdn.tss.uproxx.com
 
2013-11-29 09:31:37 AM  
OMG THAT'S SO OUTRAGEOUS!
 
2013-11-29 09:32:54 AM  

Millennium: Alphax: shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]

That's disturbing.

It's a twerkey.


(groan)
 
kab
2013-11-29 10:00:55 AM  
Just when I thought I started giving a fark, I found out that I don't.
 
2013-11-29 10:03:45 AM  

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]


I have the weirdest boner right now...
 
2013-11-29 10:05:16 AM  

Millennium: She's not even going to live long enough to make Club 27, is she?


She's trolling all the mommie and daddies whose little girls watch Hanna Montana religiously. The girls who grew up watching her for the most part think it is hilarious.
 
2013-11-29 10:07:56 AM  

wildstarr: shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]

I have the weirdest boner right now...



Just remember to take your watch off first.
 
2013-11-29 10:10:24 AM  
Lady Gaga had a penis first.
 
2013-11-29 10:16:06 AM  

wildstarr: shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]

I have the weirdest boner right now...


A good job for a Wrecking Ball?
 
2013-11-29 10:17:15 AM  
so now she looks like a well hung 12 year old boy
 
2013-11-29 10:29:19 AM  
That's a dick move, Miley.
 
2013-11-29 10:59:38 AM  

Millennium: She's not even going to live long enough to make Club 27, is she?


What does trolling the media and having some silly fun have to do with her life expectancy?

Oh that's right. You learned about "Club 27" on the Internet and desperately wanted to use it in a post to show how cool you are.

/eyeroll
 
2013-11-29 11:26:57 AM  

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]


img.fark.net
 
2013-11-29 11:33:18 AM  

Slaves2Darkness: Millennium: She's not even going to live long enough to make Club 27, is she?

She's trolling all the mommie and daddies whose little girls watch Hanna Montana religiously. The girls who grew up watching her for the most part think it is hilarious.


So much THIS.
 
2013-11-29 11:36:46 AM  

Deadite: shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]

[img.fark.net image 320x180]


Oh god, make it stop.
 
2013-11-29 11:39:20 AM  
 

Slaves2Darkness: Millennium: She's not even going to live long enough to make Club 27, is she?

She's trolling all the mommie and daddies whose little girls watch Hanna Montana religiously. The girls who grew up watching her for the most part think it is hilarious.


.not sure the exact dictionary meaning of trolling but i concur with your diagnosis

Love Magazine: hey miley do something outrageous

Miley : allright i'll wear this dicksuit

Love Magazine: Yesss that will sell about a miilion copies more than we would have sold
 
2013-11-29 11:56:26 AM  
She's not going down in flames fast enough!  Come on Miley, I'm getting bored.  Overdose and/or sex tape.  That's all you have left.
 
2013-11-29 11:59:46 AM  
No tits. No ass. No future.
 
2013-11-29 12:19:15 PM  

Disgruntled Goat: Millennium: She's not even going to live long enough to make Club 27, is she?

What does trolling the media and having some silly fun have to do with her life expectancy?

Oh that's right. You learned about "Club 27" on the Internet and desperately wanted to use it in a post to show how cool you are.

/eyeroll


hmu.com
 
2013-11-29 12:38:45 PM  

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-29 01:40:16 PM  
A person who was forced to repress her sexuality swings into the opposite extreme once she gets the freedom to do what she wants?

Ya don't say!
 
2013-11-29 01:54:32 PM  
I think maybe Miley fell off a stage once while singing and ended up with a big black dick up her ass, this explains her acting abilities lately.
 
2013-11-29 02:05:19 PM  

Saborlas: A person who was forced to repress her sexuality swings into the opposite extreme once she gets the freedom to do what she wants?

Ya don't say!


She is only 20 pray tell what repression? She was a minor.
 
2013-11-29 02:13:11 PM  

Anthracite: Saborlas: A person who was forced to repress her sexuality swings into the opposite extreme once she gets the freedom to do what she wants?

Ya don't say!

She is only 20 pray tell what repression? She was a minor.


I was going to say she's rebelling against her controlling childhood but I'd like to point out she apparently works hard and shows up on time and doesn't do crazy shiat in public when she's not being paid to do it. Fifty bucks says this is all an elaborate image makeover to build publicity and let her breakaway from her Hanna Montana persona. Two or three years and she'll release some "serious" albums where she says she's grown as a person.
 
2013-11-29 02:30:33 PM  
So, she's Justin Bieber now?
 
2013-11-29 02:46:28 PM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Anthracite: Saborlas: A person who was forced to repress her sexuality swings into the opposite extreme once she gets the freedom to do what she wants?

Ya don't say!

She is only 20 pray tell what repression? She was a minor.

I was going to say she's rebelling against her controlling childhood but I'd like to point out she apparently works hard and shows up on time and doesn't do crazy shiat in public when she's not being paid to do it. Fifty bucks says this is all an elaborate image makeover to build publicity and let her breakaway from her Hanna Montana persona. Two or three years and she'll release some "serious" albums where she says she's grown as a person.


It's a shame she doesn't have a good enough voice and isn't pretty enough to pull it off without gimmicks. But pull it off she shall.
 
2013-11-29 03:12:18 PM  
At least the reindeer seems to be enjoying whatever she's packing.
 
2013-11-29 03:13:29 PM  
She also has a beard now, so the penis is not the only new thing.

cdn.wwtdd.com
 
2013-11-29 03:25:54 PM  

Creoena: [cdn.tss.uproxx.com image 612x612]


Of who?  Her mother or her?
 
2013-11-29 03:59:14 PM  
That was not that shocking. Well, the level of sophomoric lewd humor was high, but that's really about age-appropriate come to think of it.


So yeah, just dumb. And more of that tongue.
 
2013-11-29 04:28:48 PM  
Did like the headline, stubby...:)
 
2013-11-29 04:29:37 PM  
Stubby? Fark you autocorrect. iPad getting feisty again. Sigh.

SUBBY.
 
2013-11-29 05:07:33 PM  

Jekylman: To The Escape Zeppelin!: Anthracite: Saborlas: A person who was forced to repress her sexuality swings into the opposite extreme once she gets the freedom to do what she wants?

Ya don't say!

She is only 20 pray tell what repression? She was a minor.

I was going to say she's rebelling against her controlling childhood but I'd like to point out she apparently works hard and shows up on time and doesn't do crazy shiat in public when she's not being paid to do it. Fifty bucks says this is all an elaborate image makeover to build publicity and let her breakaway from her Hanna Montana persona. Two or three years and she'll release some "serious" albums where she says she's grown as a person.

It's a shame she doesn't have a good enough voice and isn't pretty enough to pull it off without gimmicks. But pull it off she shall.


The sad thing is that she actually does have a good voice. Don't believe me? Look up her singing Jolene on Youtube. She should have stuck with country music but you don't get the exposure & truck loads of money you do singing pop music.
 
2013-11-29 05:57:23 PM  
she just turned 21,

is she showing Vulva cleavage again?
 
2013-11-29 07:48:01 PM  

nimawai: Jekylman: To The Escape Zeppelin!: Anthracite: Saborlas: A person who was forced to repress her sexuality swings into the opposite extreme once she gets the freedom to do what she wants?

Ya don't say!

She is only 20 pray tell what repression? She was a minor.

I was going to say she's rebelling against her controlling childhood but I'd like to point out she apparently works hard and shows up on time and doesn't do crazy shiat in public when she's not being paid to do it. Fifty bucks says this is all an elaborate image makeover to build publicity and let her breakaway from her Hanna Montana persona. Two or three years and she'll release some "serious" albums where she says she's grown as a person.

It's a shame she doesn't have a good enough voice and isn't pretty enough to pull it off without gimmicks. But pull it off she shall.

The sad thing is that she actually does have a good voice. Don't believe me? Look up her singing Jolene on Youtube. She should have stuck with country music but you don't get the exposure & truck loads of money you do singing pop music.


Hmm, not bad.  I agree with someone previously that pointed out she'll have a "serious" career in a few years and it wouldn't surprise me if it's in country.

That being said, I'll see your cover of Jolene and raise you this one.
 
2013-11-29 09:17:53 PM  
 Billy Ray Cyrus said (a while back) that his biggest regret was to "allow Disney handlers to raise her". She is acting out against someone and it is probably daddy for not being less of a manager and more of a dad.

/Bet: Hanna Montana hit the casting couch too young and that is another reason for her behaviour.
 
2013-11-29 09:50:07 PM  

nimawai: The sad thing is that she actually does have a good voice. Don't believe me? Look up her singing Jolene on Youtube. She should have stuck with country music but you don't get the exposure & truck loads of money you do singing pop music.


With her smoking everything you can light and put in your mouth don't expect that "good voice" to last long.

She already sounded like a 35-year old chain smoker as a teen. At this rate she'll make Phyllis Diller sound soft & sweet by comparison in a couple years.
 
2013-11-29 10:03:04 PM  

peterthx: nimawai: The sad thing is that she actually does have a good voice. Don't believe me? Look up her singing Jolene on Youtube. She should have stuck with country music but you don't get the exposure & truck loads of money you do singing pop music.

With her smoking everything you can light and put in your mouth don't expect that "good voice" to last long.

She already sounded like a 35-year old chain smoker as a teen. At this rate she'll make Phyllis Diller sound soft & sweet by comparison in a couple years.


A female Tom Waits sounding voice?
 
2013-11-29 10:32:13 PM  

Lee451: Billy Ray Cyrus said (a while back) that his biggest regret was to "allow Disney handlers to raise her". She is acting out against someone and it is probably daddy for not being less of a manager and more of a dad.

/Bet: Hanna Montana hit the casting couch too young and that is another reason for her behaviour.


Well of course Billy Ray let Disney raise her, as he hadn't had control of his own life the moment he agreed to be the Achy Breaky guy.  Also, it was probably in his contract that any children born to him could be property of his manager.  Basically, he volunteered to enslave himself for a big check.

/if he really cared, he would've toured less to raise her himself
 
2013-11-29 11:52:58 PM  
"Skank! Skank! Skank!"

- Spooge
 
2013-11-30 02:35:58 AM  

pngwnpwr: She also has a beard now, so the penis is not the only new thing.

[cdn.wwtdd.com image 600x450]



she is kind of ugly.
 
2013-11-30 06:22:41 AM  
I love this girl. I'm also wasted, but none the less...
 
2013-11-30 06:39:48 PM  

peterthx: nimawai: The sad thing is that she actually does have a good voice. Don't believe me? Look up her singing Jolene on Youtube. She should have stuck with country music but you don't get the exposure & truck loads of money you do singing pop music.

With her smoking everything you can light and put in your mouth don't expect that "good voice" to last long.

She already sounded like a 35-year old chain smoker as a teen. At this rate she'll make Phyllis Diller sound soft & sweet by comparison in a couple years.


It takes more than a couple years for smoking to effect someone's voice. Even with singing.
 
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