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(Telegraph)   Old and Busted: Road rage. New Hotness: Pavement rage   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 11
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2013-11-29 09:59:46 AM  
Note to any Americans who may not be aware: "Pavement" in this usage means the same as "sidewalk."
 
2013-11-29 10:04:33 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Rage.
 
2013-11-29 10:09:57 AM  
Its funny. I rarely if ever get pissed off when driving my car but when walking it happens all the time.  So many folks (I would estimate 2/3 of the population) walk like goddamn snails.  Stupid snails at that.  Its as if they have no purpose whatsoever to their motions and are just ambling around like slugs in random directions.

Since I don't care about shopping, or sporting events, or other things that results in large public groups I generally manage to avoid the problem.  Unfortunately I have to fly frequently for work and airports are the one place I cant avoid it.  By the time I get on the plane I am usually too pissed off to see straight.

Walk with some farking purpose. If your purpose is to get to point B, walk to B.  Quit dawdling, not watching where you are going, lingering your gaze on stores full of crap you don't need, stopping randomly in the walkway, etc.. What da fark is with that anyway?
 
2013-11-29 10:28:39 AM  
Relevant:
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2013-11-29 11:01:31 AM  

THE GREAT NAME: Once when shopping, I asked for an old-fashioned lace neck piece. They said there was no call for them so I started an on-line business and was really successful, in fact I made a neck lace killing.

Once I was at a shopping mall in LA when it was really busy. We were asked to clear up after some guy had used some traffic cones as items of clothing that covered his upper leg area - and return them to the depo on the west side. It was impertive that we get the cone britches back to Compton before tea time.

When I'm out shopping, what annoys me the most is people who nag you to buy stuff. They say you should never give an annoying person an inch, but I always give 1 inch to a attractive and successful African-American.


Oh well, 2 out of 3
 
2013-11-29 11:41:26 AM  
You'll just have to part around me like I'm Moses if you walk on the wrong side, 5 abreast.
 
2013-11-29 12:25:19 PM  
The many folks with Attention Switching Deficit Disorder need to be medicated.

We are overly concerned with the wrong disease.
 
2013-11-29 12:28:47 PM  
Get offa my pavement!
 
2013-11-29 01:39:14 PM  
You lookin' at me?!
 
2013-11-29 03:45:52 PM  
When I saw 'pavement', I expected people to be yelling about potholes in the road. Anyway, yes, all of those people mentioned in the article being assbags on the sidewalk should be shot or curbstomped.
 
2013-11-30 03:35:55 AM  
Slow news day or what?
 
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