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(Mirror.co.uk)   There's sex and then there's 'broke the bed, curtain rod and window sill' kind of sex   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 30
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2013-11-29 01:19:28 AM
Adam Disney, 28, of Solihull

Apparently, Disney whirled.
 
2013-11-29 08:25:57 AM

phlegmmo: Adam Disney, 28, of Solihull

Apparently, Disney whirled.


Oh fer...nicely done.
 
2013-11-29 09:32:27 AM
phew, thought for a second that they found the evidence of last night

/internet casanova
//and irl
 
2013-11-29 09:35:12 AM
Why did his "empty flat" have a bed in it?
 
2013-11-29 09:40:29 AM
"On this occasion they were seeking to avail themselves rather quickly."


giggity
 
2013-11-29 09:42:24 AM
bullshiat.  he broke it all on purpose.


just saying that he broke it on purpose would have got him tossed in jail tho.
 
2013-11-29 09:45:06 AM
i1.mirror.co.uk

/What bed breaking, wild sex may NOT look like
 
2013-11-29 09:46:24 AM
I told my best friend about the time I broke a girl's bed while we were doing it.  I was expecting a "way to go, dude!" but all I got was "haha, you broke it because you're fat!".
 
2013-11-29 09:47:49 AM
That all sounds nice until your realize all the damage is because he tried to have sex with some 450 lb slut he drunkenly picked up in a bar.
 
2013-11-29 09:50:35 AM
This is very similar to the one time the roommate of me actually was able to find the individual with the penis upon which had the largeness of making this through the rolls. You see she is the larger of persons and has the tendency of breaking the things she does the sitting on. The thing which had funniness was the bed of she had reinforcement and still did the breakage! I have had many of the boys and have had not the single destruction of items except when I did the sexing on the t.v. tray. Of course this did belonging to the roommate of me who has both the fatness and tackiness for owning the t.v. tray.
 
2013-11-29 09:51:21 AM

ReapTheChaos: That all sounds nice until your realize all the damage is because he tried to have sex with some 450 lb slut he drunkenly picked up in a bar.


It was England 450 pounds is big money.
 
2013-11-29 09:55:32 AM
Please practice safe sex.
lotgk.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-29 09:56:03 AM

monoski: ReapTheChaos: That all sounds nice until your realize all the damage is because he tried to have sex with some 450 lb slut he drunkenly picked up in a bar.

It was England 450 pounds is big money.


No, no, this is the Mirror, she would be 30 stone or so.

I'm surprised they didn't run a shot of them undressed.
 
2013-11-29 09:57:13 AM

SlagginOff: Why did his "empty flat" have a bed in it?


Probably a furnished apartment.  But yes, "unoccupied" might have been better...though would, linguistically, still allow for someone to be renting the place.
 
2013-11-29 10:03:20 AM
Or as we call it... Tuesday night....
 
2013-11-29 10:29:01 AM
I like how we can't tell if the partner was male or female....

So either 9 1/2 Weeks or Shades of gray crap, or fighting to be on top...


unclechris77: I told my best friend about the time I broke a girl's bed while we were doing it.  I was expecting a "way to go, dude!" but all I got was "haha, you broke it because you're fat!".


Thanks for the laugh..
 
2013-11-29 11:03:24 AM
sounds like Subby is doing it wrong. I have put a hole through a wall, broken a box spring, and broken a girl's lamp. She didn't call me back.
 
2013-11-29 11:11:12 AM
Impetuous!  Homeric!
 
2013-11-29 11:20:03 AM
Has Charlie Sheen resurfaced?
 
2013-11-29 12:19:02 PM
There's sex masturbation and then there's 'broke the bed, curtain rod and window sill' kind of sex masturbation.
 
2013-11-29 01:55:00 PM

meow said the dog: This is very similar to the one time the roommate of me actually was able to find the individual with the penis upon which had the largeness of making this through the rolls. You see she is the larger of persons and has the tendency of breaking the things she does the sitting on. The thing which had funniness was the bed of she had reinforcement and still did the breakage! I have had many of the boys and have had not the single destruction of items except when I did the sexing on the t.v. tray. Of course this did belonging to the roommate of me who has both the fatness and tackiness for owning the t.v. tray.


Every time you post, I read it in the voice of Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory. No offense, you understand.
 
2013-11-29 02:07:38 PM
I've broken three beds in my...'career'. And this was before I got fat!
 
2013-11-29 02:23:34 PM
"partner" because woman is not accurate?
 
2013-11-29 02:25:30 PM
Ohhhh now i get it
 
2013-11-29 03:11:06 PM
Have done the breaking the bed thing. Another time me and a person of the male gender broke the bathroom sink off of the wall. I had to prop it up with a nightstand until I moved out!
 
2013-11-29 10:39:48 PM
<I>This is very similar to the one time the roommate of me actually was able to find the individual with the penis upon which had the largeness of making this through the rolls. You see she is the larger of persons and has the tendency of breaking the things she does the sitting on. The thing which had funniness was the bed of she had reinforcement and still did the breakage! I have had many of the boys and have had not the single destruction of items except when I did the sexing on the t.v. tray. Of course this did belonging to the roommate of me who has both the fatness and tackiness for owning the t.v. tray.</I>

Awesome.
 
2013-11-30 12:39:40 AM
I wonder if he's hot? I also wonder if I could get his phone number.....

Someone please define "shabby bedsit " for me, please. Teh intorwebs or my Google fu have failed me on this one.
 
RnR
2013-11-30 02:26:28 AM
As someone who has managed to break 4 beds (Cracked 3 bed frames, 1 box spring) and put holes in walls, destroyed tables and ruined good glassware in the midst of passion. I'd like to point out that if you're on the heavier side of things please do make sure to be careful and be very mindful of your surroundings when enjoying yourself. Wooden Bed frames are very easy to spot and it will save you 75-120 dollars in replacement costs if you scout the bed out first. Sometimes wrapping your partner up in a comforter or blanket, picking them up and taking the action to the floor is the perfect way to keep the action rolling while avoiding all the side effects of being way too damn clumsy and/or heavy for your own good.

If not, I recommend keeping some spackle and a few plywood boards in the trunk of your car and a tool bag filled with items that will let you use the aforementioned products to full effect and be familiar with the layout of your local home depot.

Also offer to help pick up the table and or kitchen before trying to get frisky in one of those areas. It's hard to knock stuff to the floor if it's already been put away nicely and it really does make you look like a stand up guy.

/I used to think being spontaneous and aggressive was romantic now I know its just costly.
 
2013-11-30 03:39:00 AM
Y'all sound fat.
 
2013-11-30 12:51:10 PM
Actually did break the bed once, up stairs over my parents room, (cheap poorly made frame but still pretty farking impressive). The next morning my dad simply stated at breakfast that perhaps it was time for me to move out. It was my house and he moved in on me, WTF.
 
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