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(AsiaOne)   Remember how you treated yourself to a vacation in Singapore for a wild, guilt-free, sex-filled romp so you could get it all out of your system so you could return home and get back to your regular life without any emotional baggage? About that   (yourhealth.asiaone.com) divider line 87
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2013-11-29 01:23:00 AM
"Sexual transmission remained the main mode of HIV transmission"

Would you ever admit otherwise in a country that executes drug users?
 
2013-11-29 10:09:54 AM
Singapore just seems like one of those places I should not visit because I'll end up doing something that gets my ass paddled.  And not in the fun way I like to get my ass paddled.
 
2013-11-29 10:36:22 AM
Yeah, I don't think Singapore is a big sex tourist destination.
 
2013-11-29 11:02:11 AM

jake_lex: Singapore just seems like one of those places I should not visit because I'll end up doing something that gets my ass paddled.  And not in the fun way I like to get my ass paddled.


Krieghund: Yeah, I don't think Singapore is a big sex tourist destination.


Thailand people, THAILAND....

/not that I'd know anything about that, personally.
//read about it on the internets.
 
2013-11-29 11:03:39 AM
Sexual transmission remained the main mode of HIV transmission as almost all of the 198 cases acquired the infection through the sexual route.
The numbers also revealed that heterosexual transmission accounted for 43 per cent of these cases while 44 per cent were from homosexual transmission. Ten per cent were from bisexual transmission. "

43 + 44 +10 = 97.  what the flying fark is the other 3% of sex?
 
2013-11-29 11:05:44 AM
You know who else had aides?

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2013-11-29 11:06:52 AM
I 'knew' you and you 'knew' me!
I 'knew' you and you 'knew' me!
I 'knew' you and you 'knew' me!

It's an AIDS story! An AIDS story!
 
2013-11-29 11:07:10 AM

kvinesknows: "  Sexual transmission remained the main mode of HIV transmission as almost all of the 198 cases acquired the infection through the sexual route.
The numbers also revealed that heterosexual transmission accounted for 43 per cent of these cases while 44 per cent were from homosexual transmission. Ten per cent were from bisexual transmission. "

43 + 44 +10 = 97.  what the flying fark is the other 3% of sex?


Spontaneous abiogenic enfapulation.
 
2013-11-29 11:08:04 AM

kvinesknows: "  Sexual transmission remained the main mode of HIV transmission as almost all of the 198 cases acquired the infection through the sexual route.
The numbers also revealed that heterosexual transmission accounted for 43 per cent of these cases while 44 per cent were from homosexual transmission. Ten per cent were from bisexual transmission. "

43 + 44 +10 = 97.  what the flying fark is the other 3% of sex?




mediaserver.pulse2.com
 
2013-11-29 11:10:07 AM

jake_lex: Singapore just seems like one of those places I should not visit because I'll end up doing something that gets my ass paddled.  And not in the fun way I like to get my ass paddled.


Spittin' on the sidewalk? That's a paddlin'. Litterin'... that's a paddlin'. Criticizing Singapore? You better believe that's a paddlin'.
 
2013-11-29 11:10:56 AM
So 95% of the new infections were male but only 43% were from heterosexual transmissions and 44% were homosexual transmission. I wonder if they realize ladyboys don't count as real ladies.
 
2013-11-29 11:11:07 AM

ChipNASA: jake_lex: Singapore just seems like one of those places I should not visit because I'll end up doing something that gets my ass paddled.  And not in the fun way I like to get my ass paddled.

Krieghund: Yeah, I don't think Singapore is a big sex tourist destination.

Thailand people, THAILAND....

/not that I'd know anything about that, personally.
//read about it on the internets.


Ladyboys people, ladyboys.

photos.foter.com
 
2013-11-29 11:11:50 AM

kvinesknows: "  Sexual transmission remained the main mode of HIV transmission as almost all of the 198 cases acquired the infection through the sexual route.
The numbers also revealed that heterosexual transmission accounted for 43 per cent of these cases while 44 per cent were from homosexual transmission. Ten per cent were from bisexual transmission. "

43 + 44 +10 = 97.  what the flying fark is the other 3% of sex?


I am more curious about what bisexual transmission would be
 
2013-11-29 11:12:32 AM

Brick-House: ChipNASA: jake_lex: Singapore just seems like one of those places I should not visit because I'll end up doing something that gets my ass paddled.  And not in the fun way I like to get my ass paddled.

Krieghund: Yeah, I don't think Singapore is a big sex tourist destination.

Thailand people, THAILAND....

/not that I'd know anything about that, personally.
//read about it on the internets.

Ladyboys people, ladyboys.

[photos.foter.com image 600x800]


Check for the hairy knuckles (Adams apple is obvious) .

/and check the package up front before you rent.
 
2013-11-29 11:14:34 AM
Brick-House:

Ladyboys people, ladyboys.

[photos.foter.com image 600x800]


...That's a man?! That's terrifyingly convincing.

/going to Thailand in six weeks
//Won't be able to tell
///Never been happier to be married
 
2013-11-29 11:15:28 AM
someone I know got dumped by his gf because she found the photos of him and a ladyboy from his trip to thailand. according to him, the best looking are that beautiful you don't care it's a man
 
2013-11-29 11:17:21 AM

ChipNASA: jake_lex: Singapore just seems like one of those places I should not visit because I'll end up doing something that gets my ass paddled.  And not in the fun way I like to get my ass paddled.

Krieghund: Yeah, I don't think Singapore is a big sex tourist destination.

Thailand people, THAILAND....

/not that I'd know anything about that, personally.
//read about it on the internets.


Four floors of whores. It's a real place. In a mall. In Singapore.
 
2013-11-29 11:18:09 AM

Lady J: someone I know got dumped by his gf because she found the photos of him and a ladyboy from his trip to thailand. according to him, the best looking are that beautiful you don't care it's a man


I would care! I would care a lot!
 
2013-11-29 11:18:24 AM

You're the jerk... jerk: kvinesknows: "  Sexual transmission remained the main mode of HIV transmission as almost all of the 198 cases acquired the infection through the sexual route.
The numbers also revealed that heterosexual transmission accounted for 43 per cent of these cases while 44 per cent were from homosexual transmission. Ten per cent were from bisexual transmission. "

43 + 44 +10 = 97.  what the flying fark is the other 3% of sex?

I am more curious about what bisexual transmission would be


So you're bi-curious?
 
2013-11-29 11:20:46 AM

Brick-House: Lady J: someone I know got dumped by his gf because she found the photos of him and a ladyboy from his trip to thailand. according to him, the best looking are that beautiful you don't care it's a man

I would care! I would care a lot!


1) it's 2013, lighten up
2) you're missing out
 
2013-11-29 11:20:58 AM

wndertwin: You're the jerk... jerk: kvinesknows: "  Sexual transmission remained the main mode of HIV transmission as almost all of the 198 cases acquired the infection through the sexual route.
The numbers also revealed that heterosexual transmission accounted for 43 per cent of these cases while 44 per cent were from homosexual transmission. Ten per cent were from bisexual transmission. "

43 + 44 +10 = 97.  what the flying fark is the other 3% of sex?

I am more curious about what bisexual transmission would be

So you're bi-curious?


Curiosity killed the cat, I think I'll just fap away and continue to kill kittens.
 
2013-11-29 11:21:19 AM

Brick-House: Lady J: someone I know got dumped by his gf because she found the photos of him and a ladyboy from his trip to thailand. according to him, the best looking are that beautiful you don't care it's a man

I would care! I would care a lot!


Me too. I'd hate to find out the ladyboy I was about to have sex with was actually a woman.
 
2013-11-29 11:21:36 AM
Fortunately Sinapore has one of the world's best healthcare systems. I wouldn't want a disease anywhere, but at least in Singapore their citizens all have access..
 
2013-11-29 11:23:11 AM

Brick-House: Lady J: someone I know got dumped by his gf because she found the photos of him and a ladyboy from his trip to thailand. according to him, the best looking are that beautiful you don't care it's a man

I would care! I would care a lot!


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-11-29 11:24:55 AM
Vaginal sex HIV transmission is really, really unlikely. And considering Singapore canes (or worse) drug users, I would imagine most are from IV drugs. Or anal sex.
 
2013-11-29 11:26:06 AM

Krieghund: Yeah, I don't think Singapore is a big sex tourist destination.


This exactly. All of asian countries aren't Thailand.
 
2013-11-29 11:27:46 AM

You're the jerk... jerk: kvinesknows: "  Sexual transmission remained the main mode of HIV transmission as almost all of the 198 cases acquired the infection through the sexual route.
The numbers also revealed that heterosexual transmission accounted for 43 per cent of these cases while 44 per cent were from homosexual transmission. Ten per cent were from bisexual transmission. "

43 + 44 +10 = 97.  what the flying fark is the other 3% of sex?

I am more curious about what bisexual transmission would be


HIV- .....> sex with boy(s) and girl(s) .....> HIV+
I'm assuming it isn't always possible to call back former partners and narrow it down.

The other 3% still mystifies me, unless it's "pretty drunk / don't know".
Maybe there's an HIV+ person with ambiguous genitalia working the streets?
 
2013-11-29 11:28:58 AM

kvinesknows: "  Sexual transmission remained the main mode of HIV transmission as almost all of the 198 cases acquired the infection through the sexual route.
The numbers also revealed that heterosexual transmission accounted for 43 per cent of these cases while 44 per cent were from homosexual transmission. Ten per cent were from bisexual transmission. "

43 + 44 +10 = 97.  what the flying fark is the other 3% of sex?


Water buffalo.
 
2013-11-29 11:29:38 AM

You're the jerk... jerk: kvinesknows: "  Sexual transmission remained the main mode of HIV transmission as almost all of the 198 cases acquired the infection through the sexual route.
The numbers also revealed that heterosexual transmission accounted for 43 per cent of these cases while 44 per cent were from homosexual transmission. Ten per cent were from bisexual transmission. "

43 + 44 +10 = 97.  what the flying fark is the other 3% of sex?

I am more curious about what bisexual transmission would be


Came here to say tis. Glad I am not the only one scratching his head...
 
2013-11-29 11:30:44 AM

E5bie: You're the jerk... jerk: kvinesknows: "  Sexual transmission remained the main mode of HIV transmission as almost all of the 198 cases acquired the infection through the sexual route.
The numbers also revealed that heterosexual transmission accounted for 43 per cent of these cases while 44 per cent were from homosexual transmission. Ten per cent were from bisexual transmission. "

43 + 44 +10 = 97.  what the flying fark is the other 3% of sex?

I am more curious about what bisexual transmission would be

HIV- .....> sex with boy(s) and girl(s) .....> HIV+
I'm assuming it isn't always possible to call back former partners and narrow it down.

The other 3% still mystifies me, unless it's "pretty drunk / don't know".
Maybe there's an HIV+ person with ambiguous genitalia working the streets?


THAT is my new Fark.com tm band name

"Let's all hear it for Ambiguous Genitalia!!!!! (crowd goes wild!)
 
2013-11-29 11:30:51 AM

Dhabu: ...That's a man?! That's terrifyingly convincing.


Seriously? No, it's really not. It looks like a guy in drag. That's a very masculine face. Beyond that, women generally have a much different shape to their waist, hips, and thighs. I feel kinda bad for guys who have trouble telling the difference.

Just for giggles, here's something else to fark with your mind.

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-29 11:34:08 AM

You're the jerk... jerk: I am more curious about what bisexual transmission would be


iprojectideas.com

It's not really a "transmission" per se, just a set of gears, and a derailer...Oh! You said bisexual. My bad...
 
2013-11-29 11:34:40 AM

CtrlAltDestroy: Dhabu: ...That's a man?! That's terrifyingly convincing.

Seriously? No, it's really not. It looks like a guy in drag. That's a very masculine face. Beyond that, women generally have a much different shape to their waist, hips, and thighs. I feel kinda bad for guys who have trouble telling the difference.

Just for giggles, here's something else to fark with your mind.

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media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-29 11:34:47 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_P._Fay

Happy vacation. Look forward to the Singapore authorities caning you while the American public cheers them on.
 
2013-11-29 11:35:06 AM

Lady J: someone I know got dumped by his gf because she found the photos of him and a ladyboy from his trip to thailand. according to him, the best looking are that beautiful you don't care it's a man


Sorta like the food then.  "Tastes so good, you'll never ask..."
 
2013-11-29 11:36:18 AM

CtrlAltDestroy: Dhabu: ...That's a man?! That's terrifyingly convincing.

Seriously? No, it's really not. It looks like a guy in drag. That's a very masculine face. Beyond that, women generally have a much different shape to their waist, hips, and thighs. I feel kinda bad for guys who have trouble telling the difference.


you are sooo tempting fate
 
2013-11-29 11:39:56 AM

Lady J: someone I know got dumped by his gf because she found the photos of him and a ladyboy from his trip to thailand. according to him, the best looking are that beautiful you don't care it's a man


Does he go by the ID "Anonymous" on certain websites?
/trap thread?
//Trap thread
 
2013-11-29 11:40:55 AM

kvinesknows: "  Sexual transmission remained the main mode of HIV transmission as almost all of the 198 cases acquired the infection through the sexual route.
The numbers also revealed that heterosexual transmission accounted for 43 per cent of these cases while 44 per cent were from homosexual transmission. Ten per cent were from bisexual transmission. "

43 + 44 +10 = 97.  what the flying fark is the other 3% of sex?


Too drunk to remember such details. But whatever that was, it sure seemed like a great idea at the time...
 
2013-11-29 11:42:54 AM

kvinesknows: "  Sexual transmission remained the main mode of HIV transmission as almost all of the 198 cases acquired the infection through the sexual route.
The numbers also revealed that heterosexual transmission accounted for 43 per cent of these cases while 44 per cent were from homosexual transmission. Ten per cent were from bisexual transmission. "

43 + 44 +10 = 97.  what the flying fark is the other 3% of sex?


The other 3% were from other transmission methods.

Of the 198 total cases, 85 heterosexual sexual transmission cases, 87 homosexual sexual transmissions, 20 bisexual sexual transmissions, and 6 through non-sexual transmission methods.
 
2013-11-29 11:47:39 AM

mtrac: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_P._Fay

Happy vacation. Look forward to the Singapore authorities caning you while the American public cheers them on.


Strong suggestion - Don't go to other countries and spray paint rich people's $100k+ Mercedes.

As for HIV - I'm told that the government basically puts these people in prison when they test positive.

Speaking of prison, go read about Changi Prison. Might be the last place on Earth you want to ever be.

But no, you don't get paddled for chewing gum, spitting on the ground, or littering. However, that is the #1 question any dumb American would ask me when I would tell them I lived there for three years? "Did you get caned like that one guy??"
 
2013-11-29 11:49:54 AM

kiwichan: kvinesknows: "  Sexual transmission remained the main mode of HIV transmission as almost all of the 198 cases acquired the infection through the sexual route.
The numbers also revealed that heterosexual transmission accounted for 43 per cent of these cases while 44 per cent were from homosexual transmission. Ten per cent were from bisexual transmission. "

43 + 44 +10 = 97.  what the flying fark is the other 3% of sex?

The other 3% were from other transmission methods.

Of the 198 total cases, 85 heterosexual sexual transmission cases, 87 homosexual sexual transmissions, 20 bisexual sexual transmissions, and 6 through non-sexual transmission methods.


so the wording of the article is wrong then?

the way  I read it.  198 cases. most were sexual.. of those sexual ones its breaks down as.....
 
2013-11-29 12:06:42 PM

justtray: #1 question any dumb American would ask me when I would tell them I lived there for three years? "Did you get caned like that one guy??"


Well...did you?
 
2013-11-29 12:11:11 PM

Lady J: Brick-House: Lady J: someone I know got dumped by his gf because she found the photos of him and a ladyboy from his trip to thailand. according to him, the best looking are that beautiful you don't care it's a man

I would care! I would care a lot!

1) it's 2013, lighten up
2) you're missing out


Then I'm going to be missing out.
 
2013-11-29 12:13:03 PM

machoprogrammer: Vaginal sex HIV transmission is really, really unlikely. And considering Singapore canes (or worse) drug users, I would imagine most are from IV drugs. Or anal sex.


Vaginal sex transmission is only unlikely for the male.
 
2013-11-29 12:14:36 PM
Remember how you treated yourself to a vacation in Singapore for a wild, guilt-free, sex-filled romp so you could get it all out of your system so you could return home and get back to your regular life without any emotional baggage?

Is it technically "remembering" if it's all a blur? And who is this strange woman making me breakfast?

Wait, breakfast? SCORE!
 
2013-11-29 12:14:41 PM
justtray:  Don't go to other countries and spray paint rich people's $100k+ Mercedes.

If I recall they had a ridiculous excise tax on cars as well, like 100%.  So that $100K Mercedes was actually a $200K Mercedes.

I admit I am scratching my head on the whole "Bisexual transmission" as well.  Maybe it means a case where the guy bangs both men and women, and the actual infection source is unknown.
 
2013-11-29 12:17:54 PM

blunttrauma: justtray:  Don't go to other countries and spray paint rich people's $100k+ Mercedes.

If I recall they had a ridiculous excise tax on cars as well, like 100%.  So that $100K Mercedes was actually a $200K Mercedes.

I admit I am scratching my head on the whole "Bisexual transmission" as well.


Probably from dirty handlebars. Usually you have some sort of clothing between you and the seat.
 
2013-11-29 12:18:06 PM

You're the jerk... jerk: kvinesknows: "  Sexual transmission remained the main mode of HIV transmission as almost all of the 198 cases acquired the infection through the sexual route.
The numbers also revealed that heterosexual transmission accounted for 43 per cent of these cases while 44 per cent were from homosexual transmission. Ten per cent were from bisexual transmission. "

43 + 44 +10 = 97.  what the flying fark is the other 3% of sex?

I am more curious about what bisexual transmission would be


I was wondering that too.  I like what Andrew Dice Clay used to say: "there is no such thing as bisexual. Either you suck cock or you do not suck cock."
 
2013-11-29 12:23:50 PM
Uhhhh.... No.

When leaving gum on the sidewalk is a jailable offense, anything resembling pleasure is probably a capital.
 
2013-11-29 12:31:48 PM

Ima4nic8or: You're the jerk... jerk: kvinesknows: "  Sexual transmission remained the main mode of HIV transmission as almost all of the 198 cases acquired the infection through the sexual route.
The numbers also revealed that heterosexual transmission accounted for 43 per cent of these cases while 44 per cent were from homosexual transmission. Ten per cent were from bisexual transmission. "

43 + 44 +10 = 97.  what the flying fark is the other 3% of sex?

I am more curious about what bisexual transmission would be

I was wondering that too.  I like what Andrew Dice Clay used to say: "there is no such thing as bisexual. Either you suck cock or you do not suck cock."


No such confusion in "Tailand".
Everybody knows what Bangkok means.
 
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