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(Moose Jaw Times Herald)   Fourth teenage "Black Dragon" gangbanger arrested in Moose Jaw home invasion and bear-spray attack. Local cop credits rise of Saskatchewan gang life to MTV videos, television and hipster music   (mjtimes.sk.ca) divider line 48
    More: Obvious, MTV, Saskatchewan, home invasions, video cameras, Regina, Youth Criminal Justice Act, Thanksgiving weekend, spray  
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2013-11-29 07:49:40 AM
"Hipster music"? the last hipster I met told me music wasn't cool
 
2013-11-29 07:50:04 AM
or, there's always the possibility they're the product of a society that glamourises guns, and holds life quite cheap. jus sayin
 
2013-11-29 07:51:26 AM

Lady J: or, there's always the possibility they're the product of a society that glamourises guns, and holds life quite cheap. jus sayin


Then how did gangs form before mass media?
 
2013-11-29 07:51:41 AM
I told you Mumford and Sons was bad stuff.
 
2013-11-29 07:51:52 AM
Bullshiat, if  it was hipster music we wouldn't be haering about these guys. What you got there is a mainstream gang.
 
2013-11-29 07:52:55 AM

DubtodaIll: Lady J: or, there's always the possibility they're the product of a society that glamourises guns, and holds life quite cheap. jus sayin

Then how did gangs form before mass media?


Actually seeing people blasted away in drive-bys by cool-looking gangsters with Tommy guns and Model A Fords?
 
2013-11-29 07:58:57 AM

ransack.: "Hipster music"? the last hipster I met told me music wasn't cool


Duh, he was being ironic.
 
2013-11-29 07:59:27 AM
"It doesn't take long for things to go sideways and suddenly a child that maybe would've never done this kind of stuff is now involved in gang life and making very bad decisions and exposed to alcohol and drugs," Jesse said.

I Blame My Parents.
 
2013-11-29 08:00:33 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

sho nuff
 
2013-11-29 08:03:26 AM

ransack.: DubtodaIll: Lady J: or, there's always the possibility they're the product of a society that glamourises guns, and holds life quite cheap. jus sayin

Then how did gangs form before mass media?

Actually seeing people blasted away in drive-bys by cool-looking gangsters with Tommy guns and Model A Fords?


You're saying that gang-creation is a natural sociological element of human civilization? Poppycock!
 
2013-11-29 08:08:06 AM
I ACCUSE my parents!
 
2013-11-29 08:11:04 AM

abhorrent1: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 612x328]

sho nuff


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

static.comicvine.com
 
2013-11-29 08:12:02 AM
Did they also get arrested for possession and operation of an unlicensed time traveling device? How many decades have elapsed since MTV actually played music videos?
 
2013-11-29 08:15:44 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
ze hipster revolution is really taking hold, ja?
 
2013-11-29 08:17:11 AM
Bunch of Arrogant Worms also wanted for questioning, mainly in relation to a sharp increase in piracy.
 
2013-11-29 08:18:21 AM
A bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river
Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a'quiver
Cause they know that Tractor Jack is hidin' in the bay
I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay!
 
2013-11-29 08:19:33 AM
Well, what do you expect? Look at the role models today's liberal media gives young people to look up to. Have you talked to any kids lately? They all think that trampy Miley Syrus is just the cat's meow. And don't even get me started on that Lady GooGoo katzenjammer!!!!!1!!
 
2013-11-29 08:29:46 AM

DubtodaIll: ransack.: DubtodaIll: Lady J: or, there's always the possibility they're the product of a society that glamourises guns, and holds life quite cheap. jus sayin

Then how did gangs form before mass media?

Actually seeing people blasted away in drive-bys by cool-looking gangsters with Tommy guns and Model A Fords?

You're saying that gang-creation is a natural sociological element of human civilization? Poppycock!


Gangs are a form of government.
 
2013-11-29 08:31:33 AM

UsikFark: DubtodaIll: ransack.: DubtodaIll: Lady J: or, there's always the possibility they're the product of a society that glamourises guns, and holds life quite cheap. jus sayin

Then how did gangs form before mass media?

Actually seeing people blasted away in drive-bys by cool-looking gangsters with Tommy guns and Model A Fords?

You're saying that gang-creation is a natural sociological element of human civilization? Poppycock!

Gangs are a form of government.


Government is the gang that holds the territory you live in
 
2013-11-29 08:34:54 AM
Bear Spray.   One squirt and you're south of the border.
 
2013-11-29 08:42:30 AM
I call BS, there is no such thing as an MTV video anymore.
 
2013-11-29 08:42:51 AM

ransack.: "Hipster music"? the last hipster I met told me music wasn't cool


Great. Now everyone is going to pretend that they've been listening to acapella all along.

UCLA Awaken:
http://youtu.be/rxg3M_DcLMM
(Sorry, copy n'paste)
"Cry me a river"


/pssshhhh
//du du du du du. Chaa-ah-ah-ah-ah
///slashies
 
2013-11-29 08:45:32 AM

DubtodaIll: Lady J: or, there's always the possibility they're the product of a society that glamourises guns, and holds life quite cheap. jus sayin

Then how did gangs form before mass media?


Generally speaking, gangs were the result either ineffective or oppressive law enforcement. It can go all the way to excessive tariffs or taxes, and thus smuggling. Bottom line - you need a guy, who can do things that the law couldn't do. Or a guy sees an opportunity, because the law enforcement is too weak to police. That can start with petty theft. The guy gets his buddies to start covering his ass, spreads out, diversifies.
It's the result of the Free Market. Or the Oppressed Market Trying To Be Free.
 
2013-11-29 08:45:41 AM
As for the article, if you are going to publicize and glamorize bad acts, I recommend you also publicize punishment.
 
2013-11-29 08:46:55 AM

ransack.: "Hipster music"? the last hipster I met told me music wasn't cool


Yeah, but uncool is now the new cool. Which is kinda cool. And so uncool.
We cool?
 
2013-11-29 09:07:55 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-11-29 09:11:30 AM
wtf is hipster music?
 
2013-11-29 09:24:58 AM

rnatalie: Bear Spray.   One squirt and you're south of the border.


This sounds like a commercial aimed at rapists
 
2013-11-29 09:25:35 AM
The bear-spraying aspect gives this story a nice localized provincial touch. Oh Canada, with burning eyes we see thee rise!
 
2013-11-29 09:41:26 AM
i2.kym-cdn.com

Straight ballin from Gram's living room in georgia!
 
2013-11-29 10:31:36 AM

DoBeDoBeDo: I told you Mumford and Sons was bad stuff.


The perpetrators really farked it up this time.
 
2013-11-29 10:32:38 AM
Just a little bit south of Saskatoon....
 
2013-11-29 11:07:26 AM
But not video games?  WTF??
 
2013-11-29 12:22:30 PM
I was in a London tavern, drinking Watney's Ale.
The bombs were dropping all around, the streets were living hell.
When through a secret passageway, Winston Churchill diid appear
He said, "Your Mother Country needs your blood, your sweat, your tears."

"Is there anyone here from Moose Jaw?"
We stood up as one man.
"Is there anyone here from Moose Jaw?
If you can't do it, no one can.
We'll fight them on the oceans, we'll fight them on the shores
But we need someone from Moose Jaw to even up the score."

/from "Is There Anyone Here From Moose Jaw" by noted Saskatchewan playwright Ken Kramer.
 
2013-11-29 12:53:05 PM
Is it Weezer?  I bet it's Weezer.


Let's get a macchiato and not pay!
 
2013-11-29 01:06:09 PM
wanna-be ghetto idiots

//lude
 
2013-11-29 01:39:45 PM
Badgerlad:

Ghryswald:


You're bound to lose your stetsons if they happen past your way.
 
2013-11-29 01:45:32 PM
Weird I thought this was turning the kids into no good punk greasers.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

/hot link
//was Bertha involved?
///above maybe obscure to some.
 
2013-11-29 01:46:10 PM
Is there really someone else on Fark from Moose Jaw? I mean, why else would anyone read the MJ times herald?

/I thought I was the only one
//So this is what it feels like when doves cry
 
2013-11-29 02:05:58 PM

markfara: Well, what do you expect? Look at the role roll models today's liberal media gives young people to look up to. Have you talked to any kids lately? They all think that trampy Miley Syrus is just the cat's meow. And don't even get me started on that Lady GooGoo katzenjammer!!!!!1!!


FTFY
 
2013-11-29 02:15:37 PM
popbabble.files.wordpress.com


Not impressed.
 
2013-11-29 02:38:28 PM

DuudeStanky: Is there really someone else on Fark from Moose Jaw? I mean, why else would anyone read the MJ times herald?

/I thought I was the only one
//So this is what it feels like when doves cry


No, but I know someone who lives there! You might know him. His name is Bob. He works in the oilfield.

/from Estevan
//yes, I'm ashamed
 
2013-11-29 03:30:12 PM
The MTV gets the teeners hooked on the Mary Jane then they start talking like rap people.
 
2013-11-29 04:59:45 PM

DuudeStanky: Is there really someone else on Fark from Moose Jaw? I mean, why else would anyone read the MJ times herald?

/I thought I was the only one
//So this is what it feels like when doves cry


Caronport.  Mrs. Thunder is a farkette, as well.  And since neither of us submitted TFA, that means there are at least 4 of us.
 
2013-11-29 06:06:38 PM
Damn, I thought Zap and Troy stopped Satoris.


Long live the Ziox!
 
2013-11-29 09:40:26 PM

kvinesknows: wtf is hipster music?


hip hop fixed  by autocorrect?
 
2013-11-29 11:45:28 PM

cretinbob: kvinesknows: wtf is hipster music?

hip hop fixed  by autocorrect?


Uh-oh...Does this mean that our typing is autotuned?
 
2013-11-29 11:51:44 PM

Misconduc: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 640x480]

Straight ballin from Gram's living room in georgia!


That pic....hilarious beyond words. Tell me you didn't alter it. Tell those toolbags did that themselves, in a completely irony-free manner... so I can laugh harder.
 
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