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(Dvice)   That? Oh, don't worry about that. That's just my anti-collision goldfish tank   (dvice.com) divider line 31
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2013-11-29 01:00:24 AM
www.dvdizzy.com
 
2013-11-29 01:00:31 AM
Cool!  So far only my shoes have goldfish inside.
 
2013-11-29 01:01:53 AM
You'd think it would be a dog trained to attack you if you try to change the presets.
 
2013-11-29 01:03:13 AM
Someone is going to have to break it to them about how the inside of cars get motherfarking hot the second the sun shines.
 
2013-11-29 01:04:52 AM
make it more exciting by replacing the goldfish with deadly snakes.
 
2013-11-29 01:06:34 AM
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Lisa, I'd like to buy your anti-collision goldfish.
 
2013-11-29 01:06:56 AM

Jument: Someone is going to have to break it to them about how the inside of cars get motherfarking hot the second the sun shines.


That and don't some areas in China get incredibly cold during the winter? On the plus side they can help the starving with Fried Fish or Goldfish Pops...
 
2013-11-29 01:12:02 AM
I'm eating goldfish right now
 
2013-11-29 01:14:26 AM
Yoda was running sex ring.
www.toplessrobot.com
 
2013-11-29 01:15:14 AM
Damn, forget what I posted wrong thread.
 
2013-11-29 01:17:59 AM
Here in MN, those fish wouldn't make it through the winter......or the summer.
 
2013-11-29 01:20:04 AM

bonzeemer: Yoda was running sex ring.
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bonzeemer: Damn, forget what I posted wrong thread.


Lol... I didn't even notice until you mentioned it.
 
2013-11-29 01:27:23 AM

bonzeemer: Yoda was running sex ring.
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Well, Admiral Akbar is a fish! :-P
 
2013-11-29 01:34:31 AM
*scans headline*

Dafuq?


*clicks on link*


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2013-11-29 01:36:43 AM

bonzeemer: Yoda was running sex ring.


You could put that in almost any thread and it would only make it better. A hell of lot better than 'thanks Obama'.
 
2013-11-29 02:09:12 AM
Great: something to provide more shards of flying glass if it does get into an accident.
 
2013-11-29 02:24:49 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Great: something to provide more shards of flying glass if it does get into an accident.


It's OK though, all that water will put any gas or oil fires right out.
 
2013-11-29 02:25:26 AM
If the car is electric, they could put electric eels in the tank and power the car!

"How many eels per 100km?"
 
2013-11-29 02:28:07 AM
You wanna back up? You make the eels face the other way.

OH MY GOD! Where is the PATENT OFFICE?
 
2013-11-29 02:34:17 AM
On a hot day you get cooked fish too.


The Chinese are cheap insectoid unclever assclowns. And I mean that in the least racist way, as I speak only of their "engineers".
 
2013-11-29 02:37:03 AM
An on-board fishtank doesn't mean you'll survive a 20mph collision in a Chinese car. Google Chinese crash tests and you'll see something along the lines of the dummies getting bisected by the rear of the engine block.
 
2013-11-29 02:47:08 AM
The problem with Chinese cars is that they only turn hard left.
 
2013-11-29 03:24:34 AM
Am I the only one more concerned with the backwards-facing driver's and passenger seats?  After that, console goldfish seem pretty tame. I guess it gives you something to look at, instead of the road ahead of you.
 
2013-11-29 04:03:35 AM
Fully autonomous vehicles are such a bullshiat pipedream that goldfish around the world can rest easy that they won't be travelling around inside one any time soon.
 
2013-11-29 04:52:44 AM

drxym: Fully autonomous vehicles are such a bullshiat pipedream that goldfish around the world can rest easy that they won't be travelling around inside one any time soon.


This. Every time I hear about these things, I laugh and imagine one of them trying to navigate a back road in upstate NY in January.

Which reminds me, I need to look into some new tires, since the last 3-4 days have BEEN like January.
 
2013-11-29 06:11:26 AM

ladyfortuna: Every time I hear about these things, I laugh and imagine one of them trying to navigate a back road in upstate NY in January.


He says, using a 100,000+ MIPS computational system connected to a public global data network to communicate his prognostications about the limitations of computers to the world.
 
2013-11-29 08:06:28 AM
Damn, I was hoping that the fish were actually part of the guidance system. Something like the pigeon guided bomb project of WW2.
 
2013-11-29 08:39:13 AM

Iczer: Jument: Someone is going to have to break it to them about how the inside of cars get motherfarking hot the second the sun shines.

That and don't some areas in China get incredibly cold during the winter? On the plus side they can help the starving with Fried Fish or Goldfish Pops...


Don't worry, the car is fully autonomous, so it will just turn itself on and keep the inside temperature in the proper range for the goldfish. It will also find a nearby kitten to shred when it's time to feed the fish.
 
2013-11-29 11:17:58 AM

profplump: He says


Excuse me?
 
2013-11-29 03:16:48 PM

ladyfortuna: drxym: Fully autonomous vehicles are such a bullshiat pipedream that goldfish around the world can rest easy that they won't be travelling around inside one any time soon.

This. Every time I hear about these things, I laugh and imagine one of them trying to navigate a back road in upstate NY in January.

Which reminds me, I need to look into some new tires, since the last 3-4 days have BEEN like January.


They're coming sooner than you think.  Maybe not to back roads in upstate NY, but I wouldn't start a career as a NYC cabbie these days.
 
2013-11-30 10:35:46 AM

drxym: Fully autonomous vehicles are such a bullshiat pipedream that goldfish around the world can rest easy that they won't be travelling around inside one any time soon.


Easy there, John Henry.
 
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