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(Metro)   Uh, don't look now but England is in the middle of a pretty nasty clown epidemic   (metro.co.uk) divider line 60
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2013-11-28 11:31:35 PM
Ignore them...but only after we give them media coverage.
 
2013-11-28 11:32:47 PM
Serves them right for investing Guiness beer. I had three at thanksgiving dinner today and now my head is throbbing!!!
 
2013-11-28 11:36:48 PM
Someone tell me. Are there more silent creepy clown jerks in England again?
 
2013-11-28 11:38:30 PM
The nation that fought thru the blitz has really developed into a bunch of cringing wimps if they're getting 'spooked' by people playing dress up.
 
2013-11-28 11:39:15 PM
Is it contagious?
 
2013-11-28 11:40:54 PM
fc04.deviantart.net
 
2013-11-28 11:40:56 PM
I'm thinking a clown eradication business might me a good idea. Screw you clowns, I'm takin' back the night.
 
2013-11-28 11:47:16 PM
I must be missing the "clowns are creepy" gene. I mean, okay, John Wayne Gacy was a creepy clown, totally, but for the most part I see them as just another form of entertainer. Not my cuppa, but whatever.

Then again, I was raised in the era of Bozo the Clown, so it might be a generational thing.
 
2013-11-28 11:52:59 PM
clowns are creepy.

Bathysphere: I'm thinking a clown eradication business might me a good idea. Screw you clowns, I'm takin' back the night.


i lol'd.
 
2013-11-28 11:54:04 PM
Let one of those assholes come near me. Ill rip off those goddamn funny colored parachute pants, squeeze their balls to get that awesome honking noise, then after that happens off comes one of those size 30 shoes, going right up the poop chute so far that the red nose slap happy bastard will be coughing up shoe polish for a week.

I would then reach down his sleeve, pull out the chain of hankies, wrap them around his neck and pull slowly at first, reveling on hearing him struggle for breath, face turning red. Then, after the struggling had died down, I would pull tighter just to watch his eyes bug out and water up, making the makeup run down his cheeks and right after the last ounce of fight left him, I would take a fistful of that rainbow fuzzy hair and smash his face on the pavement. Then I would walk away with both a sense of fulfillment and a raging hard on so intense that It would leave my head spinning
 
2013-11-28 11:54:28 PM
Ideal solution:
hellinahandbasket.net
 
2013-11-28 11:57:22 PM
Considering how I feel about Britland people in general
I just assume they are all clowns, and always in the midist of a crisis
 
2013-11-28 11:59:27 PM
Why so serious?
 
2013-11-29 12:01:15 AM
Oh, and let's not forget this lovable clown charachter that was their national hero for decades

i877.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-29 12:03:11 AM
Life is really dull in Britain, isn't it?
 
2013-11-29 12:06:23 AM
You people couldn't wait to get rid of zombies!
You said you were tired of the Walking Dead!
Now look at what you have done!

i193.photobucket.com

The Clown Apocalypse is upon us.
 
2013-11-29 12:07:08 AM
Who's the clown in question....bro?
 
2013-11-29 12:13:47 AM

"'Firstly I'd like to stress that it isn't against the law to dress up as a clown,' he said."


Quote from the article or standard HR comment to anyone hired as a Fox News host?

 
2013-11-29 12:16:04 AM
American Horror Story: British Clown Invasion
 
2013-11-29 12:16:11 AM
When did Britain become Japan?
 
2013-11-29 12:19:56 AM
Clown bïtes kän be nastï
 
2013-11-29 12:22:05 AM

Bathysphere: I'm thinking a clown eradication business might me a good idea. Screw you clowns, I'm takin' back the night.


Trivial problem.
You only need one tiny bait car.
 
2013-11-29 12:26:32 AM
Send in the mimes
 
2013-11-29 12:26:44 AM

skinink: "'Firstly I'd like to stress that it isn't against the law to dress up as a clown,' he said."
Quote from the article or standard HR comment to anyone hired as a Fox News host?


I would say the latter, rather than the former. Though I am not surprised they don't use those HR comments during certain news broadcasts. "Firstly during this broadcast, I'd like to point out that it isn't against the law to be liberal, but I'll be hosting our annual anti-liberal Fox News fund drive at the Waffle House in Murfreesboro where after breakfast we will meet in front of the Muslim mosque there in rally against Muslim religious institutions being erected across the country. Now secondly, I am told I have to point out that it isn't against the law to be Muslim, but..."
 
2013-11-29 12:27:19 AM
...Send in the mimes
 
2013-11-29 12:28:18 AM

JameZZ82: Let one of those assholes come near me. Ill rip off those goddamn funny colored parachute pants, squeeze their balls to get that awesome honking noise, then after that happens off comes one of those size 30 shoes, going right up the poop chute so far that the red nose slap happy bastard will be coughing up shoe polish for a week.

I would then reach down his sleeve, pull out the chain of hankies, wrap them around his neck and pull slowly at first, reveling on hearing him struggle for breath, face turning red. Then, after the struggling had died down, I would pull tighter just to watch his eyes bug out and water up, making the makeup run down his cheeks and right after the last ounce of fight left him, I would take a fistful of that rainbow fuzzy hair and smash his face on the pavement. Then I would walk away with both a sense of fulfillment and a raging hard on so intense that It would leave my head spinning


You and me should talk sometime.
 
2013-11-29 12:29:29 AM
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure....

http://youtu.be/aCbfMkh940Q
 
2013-11-29 12:29:44 AM

nickdaisy: Serves them right for investing Guiness beer. I had three at thanksgiving dinner today and now my head is throbbing!!!


Guinness isn't even particularly strong. You're doing something wrong.
 
2013-11-29 12:33:36 AM
'Firstly I'd like to stress that it isn't against the law to dress up as a clown'


Well, it should be. I for one am mildly surprised that there is still something in England that isn't illegal.
 
2013-11-29 12:34:18 AM
Well it had to come back to them some time.
 
2013-11-29 12:35:55 AM
mitchlav.files.wordpress.com
it's good for business
 
2013-11-29 12:36:09 AM
i.imgur.com

While being annoying for a short time, problems like this seem to simply disappear.

/all for the Greater Good
 
2013-11-29 12:37:00 AM

Vlad_the_Inaner: [i.imgur.com image 320x240]

While being annoying for a short time, problems like this seem to simply disappear.

/all for the Greater Good


The Greater Good
 
2013-11-29 12:47:35 AM

nickdaisy: Serves them right for investing Guiness beer. I had three at thanksgiving dinner today and now my head is throbbing!!!


Closest I've ever come to enjoying beer was Guinness. I was at a bar with two friends, one of them a reasonably attractive woman with whom I had sexual relations occasionally. The other dude there ordered the beer for me, then the girl was tired of me nursing it and said "If you chug that beer, I'll suck your dick."

/The beej was delayed but worth it.
 
2013-11-29 12:53:06 AM
any sightings of Pennywise?
 
2013-11-29 12:54:31 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-29 01:03:44 AM
Firstly I know someone who has horrible clown phobia because of Tim Currey in IT. Second I could care less it's a damn guy in a costume. I'm the same why with old time "creepy" pictures. It's just to me another time period where people didn't have access to the materials we have today. I think these people are just dressed up for a laugh.
 
2013-11-29 01:08:41 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-29 01:11:03 AM

Captain James T. Smirk: Vlad_the_Inaner: [i.imgur.com image 320x240]

While being annoying for a short time, problems like this seem to simply disappear.

/all for the Greater Good

The Greater Good


Shut it!
 
2013-11-29 01:15:35 AM

JameZZ82: Let one of those assholes come near me. Ill rip off those goddamn funny colored parachute pants, squeeze their balls to get that awesome honking noise, then after that happens off comes one of those size 30 shoes, going right up the poop chute so far that the red nose slap happy bastard will be coughing up shoe polish for a week.

I would then reach down his sleeve, pull out the chain of hankies, wrap them around his neck and pull slowly at first, reveling on hearing him struggle for breath, face turning red. Then, after the struggling had died down, I would pull tighter just to watch his eyes bug out and water up, making the makeup run down his cheeks and right after the last ounce of fight left him, I would take a fistful of that rainbow fuzzy hair and smash his face on the pavement. Then I would walk away with both a sense of fulfillment and a raging hard on so intense that It would leave my head spinning


Uh huh. I see...
But tell us how you really feel.
 
2013-11-29 01:18:03 AM
They've been giving citizenship to American congress?
 
2013-11-29 01:19:10 AM
Also I want to add modern clowns got rid of the all over face make up it's now a small amount like a couple of painted red cheeks and some coloured shapes on the face.
 
2013-11-29 01:20:27 AM
If you decide to chase me for a short distance while dressed as a clown, just to freak me out, I won't apologize for the knife sticking out of your body.

/quite serious
 
2013-11-29 01:28:15 AM
i271.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-29 01:29:30 AM
Meh...clowns don't do anything for me. It's the ventriloquist dummies and mimes that creep me out.
 
2013-11-29 01:29:38 AM
But not Scotland or Wales?
 
2013-11-29 01:42:48 AM

Reverend Monkeypants: If you decide to chase me for a short distance while dressed as a clown, just to freak me out, I won't apologize for the knife sticking out of your body.

/quite serious


Personally, I would not like my major life headline to be "Local man sentenced to 20 years for clown murder."

And if they found out I had posted the idea on a forum, well I could get first degree.
 
2013-11-29 02:17:19 AM

PapaChester: Reverend Monkeypants: If you decide to chase me for a short distance while dressed as a clown, just to freak me out, I won't apologize for the knife sticking out of your body.

/quite serious

Personally, I would not like my major life headline to be "Local man sentenced to 20 years for clown murder."

And if they found out I had posted the idea on a forum, well I could get first degree.


All the Rev. here has to do is use a gun; premeditation charge: avoided
 
2013-11-29 02:34:12 AM
Really?

static4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-11-29 02:57:42 AM

bunner: They've been giving citizenship to American congress?


i.imgur.com

How does it keep up with the news like that?
 
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