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(WOWK Charleston)   Man with an unfortunate name arrested in purse snatching incident   (wowktv.com) divider line 30
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2013-11-28 11:25:34 PM
There are a lot of Dick Palmers out there

/still funny
 
2013-11-29 02:29:03 AM
Look at that mug shot- he's palming his dick right now!
 
2013-11-29 02:40:53 AM
He's a psychic Dick?

/or is that palmist...
//and does he have a super-sniffer sidekick?
 
2013-11-29 02:41:10 AM
Reminds me of my Chinese ice skater friend, Long Wang.
 
2013-11-29 02:42:57 AM
He should have used more club.
 
2013-11-29 02:45:57 AM
Seeing as my middle name is Dick, ha-ha.
 
2013-11-29 02:49:13 AM
My wife used to work for a Japanese guy named Dick Ita.
 
2013-11-29 02:51:48 AM
Still not as bad as Gene Masseth.
 
2013-11-29 02:52:54 AM
Nobody named Richard under the age of 60 goes by the name Dick.
 
2013-11-29 02:53:12 AM
Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop- bop-bop is in the news?
 
2013-11-29 02:55:21 AM
Someday, I'd like to settle down in the kind of town where a failed purse snatching merits such an in-depth, well-researched article with up to the minute updates.
 
2013-11-29 02:58:59 AM

2chris2: Nobody named Richard under the age of 60 goes by the name Dick.


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/73 chronogically
//27ish in real continuity
///22ish in the abomination that is the new 52
 
2013-11-29 02:59:18 AM
This Dick Palmer wasn't a lodger
An athlete, savant or mad codger
He did have one trait
That just sealed his fate:
A truly Inartful Dodger.
 
2013-11-29 03:14:18 AM
His wife, Munchma Quchi, inconsolable.
 
2013-11-29 03:19:24 AM
Ah, Dick Palmer.

I was thinking of the usage to "palm" as in to hide or conceal something. Apparently he wasn't a very good at "palming" either.
 
2013-11-29 04:21:32 AM
So you're saying it's a joke name?
 
2013-11-29 04:55:55 AM
Oh, I get it, It's funny because penis.
 
2013-11-29 05:08:57 AM

robohobo: 2chris2: Nobody named Richard under the age of 60 goes by the name Dick.


/73 chronogically
//27ish in real continuity
///22ish in the abomination that is the new 52


And, like every comic book character (and Barbie doll), impossibly skinny. Seriously, if your head is wider than your waist, there are problems. Which develops into problems for readers.

Still, Dick Palmer is funny as hell.
 
2013-11-29 05:42:55 AM
There are 47 people in the US named "Richard Munch." I knew one of them. Aptly named,
 
2013-11-29 07:19:57 AM
Why was her wedding band in her purse?
 
2013-11-29 08:11:34 AM

Synamyn: Why was her wedding band in her purse?


To trump up the charges.
 
2013-11-29 08:28:51 AM

The Pope of Manwich Village: There are 47 people in the US named "Richard Munch." I knew one of them. Aptly named,


The head of the US Anti-Doping Agency was Dick Pound.
 
2013-11-29 09:13:47 AM

Synamyn: Why was her wedding band in her purse?


Well it didn't specifically say it was her wedding band, just a wedding band but I thought the same thing.
 
2013-11-29 10:08:08 AM
I want the kniiiiiiiiiiiiiiife.    Pleeeeeease.
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2013-11-29 10:24:43 AM
I knew a girl in high school. Ada Cocks.
 
2013-11-29 10:34:56 AM
His sister was really popular in school..You probably have heard of her..Rosey Palmer?
 
2013-11-29 12:32:48 PM

Major Ethanolic: Oh, I get it, It's funny because penis.


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Heh heh...he said "penis"... heh heh!
 
2013-11-29 02:40:31 PM
so the cops told us where dick is held.
 
2013-11-29 03:31:23 PM

Major Ethanolic: Oh, I get it, It's funny because penis.



 Yeah, you know, like a baby's arm holding an apple.
 
2013-11-29 03:41:15 PM
I lost my virginity to a girl named Debbie Cox.............
 
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