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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Headlines pre-written for Fark: Commandos charged over Jedi Council sex ring   (smh.com.au) divider line 35
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2013-11-28 10:48:17 PM  
Yoda: Yoda that was not!
Reporter: Then who was it?
Yoda: Mickey Rooney maybe? OVER THIS INTERVIEW IS!
 
2013-11-28 10:58:50 PM  
I bet they'd rather face a court than the Chief of the Australian Army
 
2013-11-28 11:40:12 PM  
Great blow this is.

Horny it makes me.
 
2013-11-29 12:45:11 AM  
Finally caught on about Darman, eh?
 
2013-11-29 12:48:28 AM  
....and I see your schwartz is as big as mine...
 
2013-11-29 12:53:29 AM  
Sooooooo...so alpha male soldiers, which is who you want being soldiers, took videos of slutty women who like giving it up to soldiers. I'd call this one a wash. STDs all around!
 
2013-11-29 12:54:05 AM  
Charged...I always had to pay up front.


/and most of the time they still would call me "Shorty".
 
2013-11-29 12:54:11 AM  
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
 
2013-11-29 12:54:43 AM  
Relevant but NSFW

/"the boobs are sad. Very sad."
 
2013-11-29 12:59:16 AM  

Mad_Radhu: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"


AND were done

/Satisfied.....
 
2013-11-29 01:04:01 AM  
If they weren't going commando, nobody would have even seen their sex rings.
 
2013-11-29 01:04:48 AM  

JayCab: Finally caught on about Darman, eh?


Nice one, ner vod.
 
2013-11-29 01:05:44 AM  
The best part of that article? The word Queanbeyan. I read it as KeanBeen.

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-29 01:08:54 AM  
Guy looks more annoyed than anything.
/funny link HotWingAgenda.
//virtual sex and a slashie...... 25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-29 01:09:08 AM  
It gets even worse.  During the investigation, there was a report that a British MI6, with a Top Secret clearance may have been engaging in numerous sex acts with various willing women.  Some of whom even ended up exposed to hostile foreign services and terrorist groups, who then killed the women as a result.  I heard one woman was even murdered, painted gold, and left on the guys hotel room bed, by an organized crime syndicate.  Clearly there is a problem with all these Alpha males.
 
2013-11-29 01:10:04 AM  
Darth Pervertus, rise....oh, wait. Nevermind.
 
2013-11-29 01:10:14 AM  

Don't Lag Me Bro: The best part of that article? The word Queanbeyan. I read it as KeanBeen.

[img.fark.net image 293x225]


25.media.tumblr.com4.bp.blogspot.com
/nightmare fuel for 6 year old me
 
2013-11-29 01:21:42 AM  
www.geekologie.com
 
2013-11-29 01:22:35 AM  

Weatherkiss: [www.geekologie.com image 450x338]


Seriously?
 
2013-11-29 01:23:37 AM  

robohobo: Weatherkiss: [www.geekologie.com image 450x338]

Seriously?


First thing that came to mind, sorry.
 
2013-11-29 01:29:57 AM  

Weatherkiss: robohobo: Weatherkiss: [www.geekologie.com image 450x338]

Seriously?

First thing that came to mind, sorry.


Sad thing is, i have no doubts some dude actually....used this setup. I hope he was roundly mocked. Like what you like, but for god's sake, keep it farking human, or humanesque at the very least. fark, even some pathetic slob using a Realdoll is better off than this sad sack.
 
2013-11-29 01:35:36 AM  
I never get on the good councils..
/fark you Yoda!!
 
2013-11-29 02:36:10 AM  
"Faces six charges of using a carriage service to cause offence."

What the hell kind of charge is that?
 
jxc
2013-11-29 04:01:55 AM  
Should mention it's NSW in the headline.
 
2013-11-29 04:09:17 AM  

Capt.Plywood: "Faces six charges of using a carriage service to cause offence."

What the hell kind of charge is that?


Dis-charge?
 
2013-11-29 05:14:59 AM  

Weatherkiss: [www.geekologie.com image 450x338]


What is that supposed to be?
 
2013-11-29 05:17:29 AM  
Is the Star Wars trifecta now in play? I'm sure that somewhere, in some time zone, in a galaxy far, far away, both of those stories were posted on the same day.
 
2013-11-29 05:36:35 AM  

Weatherkiss: [www.geekologie.com image 450x338]


 Is that...Yaddle?
 
2013-11-29 08:11:33 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Relevant but NSFW

/"the boobs are sad. Very sad."


Crap, that is great. Been sitting here cackling at some of them.
 
2013-11-29 08:49:59 AM  
I thought Jedi were supposed to abstain from that sort of thing. No passion and all that.
 
2013-11-29 09:24:28 AM  

robohobo: so alpha male soldiers


Yes, because when I think alpha male soldiers, I immediately think of Star Wars nerds! Could there be a more manly bunch? Perhaps Trekkies maybe...

/Is both a Trekkie and a SW nerd...
//Definitely not an alpha male soldier, however...
 
2013-11-29 09:38:22 AM  
images.smh.com.au

That's no Republic commando...

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-11-29 10:18:28 AM  
"...army sacked six soldiers, alleged to be at the centre of the ring..."

I don't recall any tea-bagging during our circle-jerks.
 
2013-11-29 01:58:37 PM  
What a shame. He was our only hope
 
2013-11-29 03:09:25 PM  

Parthenogenetic: [images.smh.com.au image 300x421]

That's no Republic commando...

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x359]


Aaand this is why you're green. Really, that just needed to be said.
 
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