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(Mirror.co.uk)   Man crosses tightrope with safety harness tied to his genitals. Subby would say he's nuts, but those seem to be pretty secure, at the moment (Not safe for work)   (mirror.co.uk ) divider line
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8046 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Nov 2013 at 7:50 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-28 07:51:16 PM  
That nearly took balls.
 
2013-11-28 07:51:45 PM  
You are now thinking of the word "giblets".

You're welcome.
 
2013-11-28 07:55:28 PM  
I can't, parse that headline.
 
2013-11-28 07:55:49 PM  
I'd say he's got it in the bag.
 
2013-11-28 07:57:00 PM  
No thanks...I like my nads just fine where they are...safely tucked away in my wife's purse.
 
2013-11-28 07:57:09 PM  
You know, just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.
 
2013-11-28 07:57:41 PM  
I have never tight rope walked in my life, but with the safety harness attached that way I can guarantee I would be able to do it successfully.
 
2013-11-28 07:57:52 PM  
There's a vas deferens between daredevilry and utter stupidity....
 
2013-11-28 08:01:09 PM  
Well that's one way to lose your marbles.
 
2013-11-28 08:02:15 PM  
I like nudity as much as the next person... but there was a lot of wtf in that gallery.
 
2013-11-28 08:08:11 PM  

DreamSnipers: I have never tight rope walked in my life, but with the safety harness attached that way I can guarantee I would be able to do it successfully.


My first thought.
 
2013-11-28 08:12:04 PM  
Penis.
 
2013-11-28 08:13:04 PM  
The human race is filled with anomalies............anomalies that should be purged simply because they exist.
 
2013-11-28 08:15:24 PM  
I thought that walking a tightrope was kind of a rare thing to be able to do, did anyone else see or care about how many people it pictured doing it?

/yes i actually clicked and viewed the slideshow
 
2013-11-28 08:19:30 PM  
I think tying it around your genitals kind of negates the "safety" part of the concept of a "safety harness". At that point it's really just a "horrific painful death harness".
 
2013-11-28 08:21:03 PM  
One decent-looking woman there, but otherwise that event is a real sausage-fest.
 
2013-11-28 08:24:22 PM  

DreamSnipers: I have never tight rope walked in my life, but with the safety harness attached that way I can guarantee I would be able to do it successfully.


+1. I sense the opportunity for an excellent new series of motivational posters here.

(Also, if you want a "fun" movie in your head, imagine what happens if you tread on the line that secures your junk to the tightrope.)
 
2013-11-28 08:31:50 PM  

GoldDude: One decent-looking woman there, but otherwise that event is a real sausage-fest.


So there were significantly more men than women at an event whose main event was a naked man?
 
2013-11-28 08:35:31 PM  
I'm willing to be he was so very scared.
 
2013-11-28 08:36:39 PM  
At this point, you may be asking yourself, why am I holding this 30 pound cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, why does this cinderblock have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?
 
2013-11-28 08:38:24 PM  

GoldDude: One decent-looking woman there, but otherwise that event is a real sausage-fest.


No, no there isn't.
 
2013-11-28 08:50:08 PM  

oldwolf49: GoldDude: One decent-looking woman there, but otherwise that event is a real sausage-fest.

No, no there isn't.


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2013-11-28 08:50:33 PM  
There is a clearly visible penis in the last picture. I guess the censors missed one...
 
2013-11-28 08:57:59 PM  
Clicked to see if it was Andy Lewis. Unsurprised it was; slightly surprised that there were more.
 
2013-11-28 08:58:34 PM  
Also: tightrope != slackline.
 
2013-11-28 09:12:00 PM  
He puts the "nards" in "lanyards." He does.
 
2013-11-28 09:17:50 PM  

robv83: There is a clearly visible penis in the last picture. I guess the censors missed one...


Know how I know you're...observant?

NTTAWWT
 
2013-11-28 09:25:17 PM  
Darwin approves.
 
2013-11-28 09:30:38 PM  

GoldDude: One decent-looking woman there, but otherwise that event is a real sausage-fest.


Cock and ball torture is generally a gay dude thing.
 
2013-11-28 10:15:40 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: GoldDude: One decent-looking woman there, but otherwise that event is a real sausage-fest.

Cock and ball torture is generally a gay dude thing.


There probably should be something wrong with that....
 
2013-11-28 10:31:52 PM  

robv83: There is a clearly visible penis in the last picture. I guess the censors missed one...


there's actually 2...
 
2013-11-28 10:42:17 PM  

theodopolis13: robv83: There is a clearly visible penis in the last picture. I guess the censors missed one...

there's actually 2...


Well if he has two penises maybe he's not afraid of losing one.
 
2013-11-28 11:22:34 PM  

robv83: There is a clearly visible penis in the last picture. I guess the censors missed one...


How can you tell the guy isn't terribly excited about what he's about to do?
 
2013-11-28 11:37:17 PM  
You may think he's nuts for this, but he'd be less nuts if he fell.
 
2013-11-28 11:43:37 PM  

memebot_of_doom: You know, just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.


That's Andy's thing.  Doing the things because he can, and probably shouldn't.
 
2013-11-28 11:44:56 PM  
If you have to go, leave something to be remembered by right?
 
2013-11-28 11:55:36 PM  
"Local officials found male genitals hanging from a steel cable spanning a canyon. No body was found, but blood and viscera were found on the valley floor below the cable. Investigators have no working theory at this time."
 
2013-11-29 12:04:04 AM  
What a great idea because there's such a vast difference between dying a horrible death and horribly having nothing left to live for.
 
2013-11-29 12:38:27 AM  
0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-11-29 03:46:43 AM  
I can tell he's American. You know how? Nevermind
 
2013-11-29 12:11:40 PM  

Gayzilla: I can tell he's American. You know how? Nevermind


A real American would've used his junk to tie off directly to the slackline without need for an extra rope.

/Murica!
 
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