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(BBC)   It's On: China sends warplanes to newly declared air defense zone, expects all planes transiting the zone to file flight plans and identify themselves, or face "defensive emergency measures"   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 173
    More: Interesting, flight plans, military aircraft, air defence, East China Sea, Senkaku in Japan, Diaoyu in China, territorial claim  
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2013-11-28 03:59:56 PM
Let me guess...it's near Taiwan.

*reads article*

Nope. I was wrong, they're antagonizing Japan this time.
 
2013-11-28 04:33:52 PM

gopher321: Let me guess...it's near Taiwan.

*reads article*

Nope. I was wrong, they're antagonizing Japan this time.


Yeah...when China does shiat kike this, it makes me wonder.

I think the USA should be mire concerned about these guys than Iran.
 
2013-11-28 04:36:45 PM

Darth_Lukecash: gopher321: Let me guess...it's near Taiwan.

*reads article*

Nope. I was wrong, they're antagonizing Japan this time.

Yeah...when China does shiat kike this, it makes me wonder.

I think the USA should be mire concerned about these guys than Iran.


It's posturing.  China doesn't want to do anything to piss us off because we're funding their economic boon with all of the stuff we buy from them.  They know that they can't get too belligerent with Japan without pissing us off, so they're putting on a show and hoping that whatever mediation occurs to resolve the issue puts them in a better position than before.
 
2013-11-28 04:42:28 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Darth_Lukecash: gopher321: Let me guess...it's near Taiwan.

*reads article*

Nope. I was wrong, they're antagonizing Japan this time.

Yeah...when China does shiat kike this, it makes me wonder.

I think the USA should be mire concerned about these guys than Iran.

It's posturing.  China doesn't want to do anything to piss us off because we're funding their economic boon with all of the stuff we buy from them.  They know that they can't get too belligerent with Japan without pissing us off, so they're putting on a show and hoping that whatever mediation occurs to resolve the issue puts them in a better position than before.


It's the same slowly creeping tactic that gave us a right wing America. Slowly inch up on the victim, who takes no notice until it's far too late.
 
2013-11-28 04:52:03 PM

Darth_Lukecash: gopher321: Let me guess...it's near Taiwan.

*reads article*

Nope. I was wrong, they're antagonizing Japan this time.

Yeah...when China does shiat kike this, it makes me wonder.

I think the USA should be mire concerned about these guys than Iran.


What do the jews have to do with this?
 
2013-11-28 05:24:10 PM

jaylectricity: Darth_Lukecash: gopher321: Let me guess...it's near Taiwan.

*reads article*

Nope. I was wrong, they're antagonizing Japan this time.

Yeah...when China does shiat kike this, it makes me wonder.

I think the USA should be mire concerned about these guys than Iran.

What do the jews have to do with this?


Agreed. Let's have a dignified discussion here without name calling
 
2013-11-28 05:26:48 PM
Gulf of Sirte 2: East Asian Boogaloo.
 
2013-11-28 05:26:50 PM
So, the JSDAF will have target practice? Fun times.
 
2013-11-28 05:28:50 PM
I was terrified of the Chinese exclusion zone before it was cool.
 
2013-11-28 05:30:07 PM

jaylectricity: Darth_Lukecash: gopher321: Let me guess...it's near Taiwan.

*reads article*

Nope. I was wrong, they're antagonizing Japan this time.

Yeah...when China does shiat kike this, it makes me wonder.

I think the USA should be mire concerned about these guys than Iran.

What do the jews have to do with this?


Holy crap, I ment like! Not kike. Damn sausage fingers and small phone keyboard!
 
2013-11-28 05:30:13 PM
I am disappointed that Chinasmack doesn't have recent stories translated about this.  I'm not sure what is going through the party leaders' heads though.  I don't think they want to start a war for the islands but they can't do gestures like these and not have someone either 1)  call a bluff or 2)  spark a crisis.
 
2013-11-28 05:30:35 PM
Yeah, China. Go ahead and blow away some airliner that didn't file a flight plan with you. That'd be a REAL smart move.
 
Juc
2013-11-28 05:30:44 PM
Well that hasn't stopped the USA from flying b29s into the area.
 
2013-11-28 05:31:55 PM

Juc: Well that hasn't stopped the USA from flying b29s into the area.


Good to know. I thought there was only one left in flyable condition.
 
2013-11-28 05:32:30 PM
jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com

/oblig
 
2013-11-28 05:33:27 PM

gopher321: Let me guess...it's near Taiwan.

*reads article*

Nope. I was wrong, they're antagonizing Japan this time.


It's a slippery slope they're on.  Somebody had better nip it in the bud before it gets out of hand.
 
2013-11-28 05:33:52 PM
This tactic is at least as old as "modern" navies - and it must be answered. Part of the game and both sides have to play.  The consequences change as time goes by (e.g. nuclear weapons) and it gets more frightening - but it is one of the reasons navies exist. To both threaten and to counter that threat so as to maintain international shipping lanes.

Yeah, I know about the oil and the fish - no small issues - but Rose George's latest book is suggested reading - "99 Percent of Everything".
 
2013-11-28 05:34:38 PM

jaylectricity: Darth_Lukecash: gopher321: Let me guess...it's near Taiwan.

*reads article*

Nope. I was wrong, they're antagonizing Japan this time.

Yeah...when China does shiat kike this, it makes me wonder.

I think the USA should be mire concerned about these guys than Iran.

What do the jews have to do with this?


Whoa. You're the real anti-Semite here. It was obviously an over- zealous iPhone.
 
2013-11-28 05:35:03 PM

Darth_Lukecash: Holy crap, I ment like! Not kike. Damn sausage fingers and small phone keyboard!


On the upside, a fark filter loophole has been found!
 
2013-11-28 05:35:49 PM

Smeggy Smurf: gopher321: Let me guess...it's near Taiwan.

*reads article*

Nope. I was wrong, they're antagonizing Japan this time.

It's a slippery slope they're on.  Somebody had better nip it in the bud before it gets out of hand.


Thanks Cracker-ass McCracker.
 
2013-11-28 05:36:04 PM

Gergesa: I am disappointed that Chinasmack doesn't have recent stories translated about this.  I'm not sure what is going through the party leaders' heads though.  I don't think they want to start a war for the islands but they can't do gestures like these and not have someone either 1)  call a bluff or 2)  spark a crisis.


Distraction?  The world seems to have tired of Kim Crazy II rattling his plastic sword every five minutes, so maybe this is the new game.
 
2013-11-28 05:36:59 PM
I guess now is a good time to post some propaganda posters

b-29s-over-korea.com

libcom.org
 
Juc
2013-11-28 05:37:41 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Good to know. I thought there was only one left in flyable condition.


WHOOPS, I meant B52s.

I really should just copy and paste the articles where I read this stuff.

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/asia-pacific/2013/11/us-planes-defy-ch in a-air-defence-zone-201311261864900191.html
 
2013-11-28 05:37:54 PM

Juc: Well that hasn't stopped the USA from flying b29s into the area.


seattletimes.com
Approves
 
2013-11-28 05:37:55 PM
It's all part of China becoming a superpower. Think of them like a giant teenager. They get to throw their weight about and piss everyone off.
 
2013-11-28 05:38:21 PM

Darth_Lukecash: gopher321: Let me guess...it's near Taiwan.

*reads article*

Nope. I was wrong, they're antagonizing Japan this time.

Yeah...when China does shiat kike this, it makes me wonder.

I think the USA should be mire concerned about these guys than Iran.


Naw, just let the Tea Party default the country's debt and the Chinese will take notice.
 
2013-11-28 05:39:32 PM
Those Chinese are nanking for it.

Japan is a terrible, racist place full of unreformed war criminals, organized crime, pedophiles, old men porn stars and shut in losers. Its a giant geriatric facility.

They even hate themselves because they don't want to fark their own womens and their womens don't want to fark their own men. Do they really need another island? For what, more graves?  They should focus on the impending extinction of their entire civilization.
 
2013-11-28 05:40:35 PM

jamspoon: It's all part of China becoming a superpower. Think of them like a giant teenager. They get to throw their weight about and piss everyone off.


....Sure, and the US economy can be easily summed up by the use of coconuts.
 
2013-11-28 05:40:56 PM
From what it looks like, not only is the US telling China to go fark itself, so is pretty much everybody else.
 
2013-11-28 05:42:27 PM

hardinparamedic: So, the JSDAF will have target practice? Fun times.


Fire up the wave motion gun!
 
2013-11-28 05:42:47 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Darth_Lukecash: gopher321: Let me guess...it's near Taiwan.

*reads article*

Nope. I was wrong, they're antagonizing Japan this time.

Yeah...when China does shiat kike this, it makes me wonder.

I think the USA should be mire concerned about these guys than Iran.

Naw, just let the Tea Party default the country's debt and the Chinese will take notice.


Or, it will crash the world economy, China's economy will tank because they're heavily invested in us, and they'll suddenly be too poor to act against us. So, maybe a brilliant strategy?
 
2013-11-28 05:43:23 PM
jerking_motion.gif
 
2013-11-28 05:43:27 PM

Gosling: From what it looks like, not only is the US telling China to go fark itself, so is pretty much everybody else.


The question is are they using the English F-word which, if I have been correctly informed is well known over there, or do they prefer to use their language's version of it.
 
2013-11-28 05:44:50 PM

two towns over: jamspoon: It's all part of China becoming a superpower. Think of them like a giant teenager. They get to throw their weight about and piss everyone off.

....Sure, and the US economy can be easily summed up by the use of coconuts.


They give Nobel prizes for coconut models. I would never claim to be as clever as that.
 
2013-11-28 05:45:31 PM

dmon01: Those Chinese are nanking for it.

Japan is a terrible, racist place full of unreformed war criminals, organized crime, pedophiles, old men porn stars and shut in losers. Its a giant geriatric facility.

They even hate themselves because they don't want to fark their own womens and their womens don't want to fark their own men. Do they really need another island? For what, more graves?  They should focus on the impending extinction of their entire civilization.


I don't even...
 
2013-11-28 05:45:32 PM
Just have Walmart close all their stores in China and the Chinese will fall into line.
 
2013-11-28 05:45:41 PM

dmon01: Those Chinese are nanking for it.

Japan is a terrible, racist place full of unreformed war criminals, organized crime, pedophiles, old men porn stars and shut in losers. Its a giant geriatric facility.

They even hate themselves because they don't want to fark their own womens and their womens don't want to fark their own men. Do they really need another island? For what, more graves?  They should focus on the impending extinction of their entire civilization.


WTF? Anyone else think this post might come from inside China? Possibly from someone paid to say such a thing?
 
2013-11-28 05:46:34 PM

two towns over: jamspoon: It's all part of China becoming a superpower. Think of them like a giant teenager. They get to throw their weight about and piss everyone off.

....Sure, and the US economy can be easily summed up by the use of coconuts.


Deedileee deedilee... There they are standing in a row...
 
2013-11-28 05:46:43 PM

two towns over: dmon01: Those Chinese are nanking for it.

Japan is a terrible, racist place full of unreformed war criminals, organized crime, pedophiles, old men porn stars and shut in losers. Its a giant geriatric facility.

They even hate themselves because they don't want to fark their own womens and their womens don't want to fark their own men. Do they really need another island? For what, more graves?  They should focus on the impending extinction of their entire civilization.

WTF? Anyone else think this post might come from inside China? Possibly from someone paid to say such a thing?


I think it is just poor quality trolling.  I could do better but I'm not in the mood.
 
2013-11-28 05:46:54 PM
 
2013-11-28 05:47:16 PM
Considering Father Oomba's "deal" with Iran, my guess is they'll get Kalifornia and a couple billion.
 
2013-11-28 05:48:49 PM
Send em up, we'll wait
 
2013-11-28 05:50:14 PM

gnosis301: jaylectricity: Darth_Lukecash: gopher321: Let me guess...it's near Taiwan.

*reads article*

Nope. I was wrong, they're antagonizing Japan this time.

Yeah...when China does shiat kike this, it makes me wonder.

I think the USA should be mire concerned about these guys than Iran.

What do the jews have to do with this?

Whoa. You're the real anti-Semite here. It was obviously an over- zealous iPhone.



My iPhone doesn't even have kike in its dictionary; how does your phone have it, unless you've typed it before [intentionally]?
 
2013-11-28 05:50:30 PM
Old news, few days ago we sent a pair of B-52 bombers and violated the airspace, China didn't even launch aircraft.
 
2013-11-28 05:55:47 PM

fusillade762: [jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com image 618x347]

/oblig



Yep. Perfect quote
 
2013-11-28 05:56:39 PM
To steal from Johnny Carson's joke writers from yearrrrrs ago:

Q: What is at the bottom of the East China Sea?

1. Mostly fish
2. Mostly rocks
3. Mostly mud
4. Most of the Chinese Air Force
 
2013-11-28 05:57:49 PM
"You know, China, you're right. You should work out your differences with Japan, and we'll stay out of the mess. Japan, you know all that plutonium you have lying around from nuclear power reactors? Well, we wouldn't want to get in the way of you defending yourself.

"What's that, China? We shouldn't be so hasty about not being involved?"

/Japan has nearly ten tons of the stuff, enough for 1000 weapons, and they could become a nuclear power in less than a year. I know the U.S. would hate such a situation, Korea more so, but China least of all.
 
2013-11-28 05:58:18 PM

Misconduc: Old news, few days ago we sent a pair of B-52 bombers and violated the airspace, China didn't even launch aircraft.


but they REALLY mean it this time.   Honest!
 
2013-11-28 05:58:51 PM

Mean Daddy: Considering Father Oomba's "deal" with Iran, my guess is they'll get Kalifornia and a couple billion.


Their governments are already pretty compatible with each other amirite?
 
2013-11-28 06:02:44 PM

two towns over: dmon01: Those Chinese are nanking for it.

Japan is a terrible, racist place full of unreformed war criminals, organized crime, pedophiles, old men porn stars and shut in losers. Its a giant geriatric facility.

They even hate themselves because they don't want to fark their own womens and their womens don't want to fark their own men. Do they really need another island? For what, more graves?  They should focus on the impending extinction of their entire civilization.

WTF? Anyone else think this post might come from inside China? Possibly from someone paid to say such a thing?


Absolutely, right now I am converting my millions of yaun into Vietnamese Dongs and going on a Japanese prostitute shopping spree. They are so ronley because japanese men's dongs don't work but I have a lot of dongs to spend and a perfectly well working dong of my own.

I am behind 9 great firewalls of china. Good luck.
 
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