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(YouTube)   It wouldn't be f**king Thanksgiving without seeing how Gordon f**king Ramsay prepares his f**king turkey   (youtube.com) divider line 23
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2013-11-28 04:50:39 PM  
Turkey pan salt pepper oven hot you you burned it didn't you f****** donkey?
 
2013-11-28 06:42:09 PM  
Oh sure, it looks so easy when you edit it down to only the interesting parts.

Meanwhile, Aunt Maggie is yelling at Uncle Frank to get the fark out of the kitchen because he keeps opening the goddamned oven and how the fark is the turkey going to ever cook if he keeps opening it letting the heat out and where are the grandparents with the stuffing mix? They left 2 hours ago and haven't called or anything and the mashed potatoes are getting cold and Uncle Bart is already halfway through the champagne and OHMYfarkINGGODWHYAREYOUKIDSJUSTPLAYINGNINTENDOCAN'TYOUSEEHOWBUSYIAM.

Falalalala lalala
 
2013-11-28 07:22:24 PM  
 
2013-11-28 07:25:22 PM  
Black truffles are not going in any meal I cook.  50 quid?  That's two decent bottles of bourbon.
 
2013-11-28 08:16:57 PM  
I've concluded the man isn't a Brit.
 
2013-11-28 08:22:51 PM  
Butter!
 
2013-11-28 09:51:33 PM  
The guy is an egotistical douchebag.  And I've cooked many of that egotistical douchebag's recipes and they have turned out awesome.

/ credit where it's due, yo.
 
2013-11-28 10:17:22 PM  
Who gives a flying fork.... you're half in the bag anyway so everything's yummy.

/why waste the time & money.
 
2013-11-28 11:18:19 PM  
Whoa that looked good. Also, very dramatic video was very dramatic.
 
2013-11-29 12:28:57 AM  

Barfmaker: Whoa that looked good. Also, very dramatic video was very dramatic.


I just had had pecan pie, a turkey sandwich, and now I want to bake another farking turkey
 
2013-11-29 12:37:18 AM  
Gross.
 
2013-11-29 01:55:08 AM  
Turkey, no matter how it's cooked, is dry and awful.  Goose is greasy, duck gummy.  Why the fark do we cook birds?

Thanksgiving in my house:  Steak.  On the grill.
 
2013-11-29 01:59:40 AM  

chopit: Turkey, no matter how it's cooked, is dry and awful.


Someone needs cooking lessons.
 
2013-11-29 08:52:08 AM  

chopit: Turkey, no matter how it's cooked, is dry and awful.  Goose is greasy, duck gummy.  Why the fark do we cook birds?

Thanksgiving in my house:  Steak.  On the grill.


One word: brine.
 
2013-11-29 09:16:48 AM  
Properly brined bird is the farking word.
 
2013-11-29 12:13:30 PM  

Arachnophobe: Gordon Ramsay talks dirty.


"... and it's packed with farking grease."

Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
 
2013-11-29 01:56:20 PM  

Savage Bacon: Arachnophobe: Gordon Ramsay talks dirty.

"... and it's packed with farking grease."

Cannot. Stop. Laughing.


You should try the Nigella Lawson version, too.
 
2013-11-29 03:13:23 PM  
I came.
 
2013-11-29 08:52:30 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-29 08:54:11 PM  

RoxtarRyan: chopit: Turkey, no matter how it's cooked, is dry and awful.

Someone needs cooking lessons.


I brined 6 turkeys and deep-fried them. All were tasty and moist.
 
2013-11-29 09:22:31 PM  

chopit: Turkey, no matter how it's cooked, is dry and awful. Goose is greasy, duck gummy. Why the fark do we cook birds?


It may not be the fowl, it just may be you.
 
2013-11-30 01:50:12 AM  
turkey, raw, is great till the e.r.
goose is nicely lubricated, fnarr...
duck gives great head because they lack teeth.
why the cock do we fhukk birds?
because they are feathered sluts.
 
2013-11-30 04:50:17 AM  
that looks hella good.......

/not gonna pay 50 quid for a truffle, though
 
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