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(SeattlePI)   Tuesday, "Welcome to the Seahawks, Perrish Cox. Your cornerback skills will help us win a Super Bowl. Damn glad to have you aboard." Wednesday: 'Yo, Cox. Coach wants to see you. Bring your playbook"   (blog.seattlepi.com ) divider line
    More: Fail, Perrish Cox, Super Bowl, Seahawks, DeShawn Stevenson, Deshawn Shead, cornerback, Antoine Winfield, Brandon Browner  
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2013-11-28 03:45:35 PM  
So what the fark is this all about? Failed physical?
 
2013-11-28 04:16:25 PM  

MFAWG: So what the fark is this all about? Failed physical?


Or failed drug test.
 
2013-11-28 04:22:47 PM  
Can we talk about this Monday night game that is going to drive me insane?!
 
2013-11-28 04:51:11 PM  
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RIP Perrish Cox
 
2013-11-28 05:09:26 PM  
perrish the thought
 
2013-11-28 05:18:36 PM  

ClavellBCMI: MFAWG: So what the fark is this all about? Failed physical?

Or failed drug test.


Like that's an impediment to making the Seahawks roster.
 
2013-11-28 05:36:29 PM  

Nabb1: ClavellBCMI: MFAWG: So what the fark is this all about? Failed physical?

Or failed drug test.

Like that's an impediment to making the Seahawks roster.


They mean he wasn't taking enough.
 
2013-11-28 06:16:43 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Nabb1: ClavellBCMI: MFAWG: So what the fark is this all about? Failed physical?

Or failed drug test.

Like that's an impediment to making the Seahawks roster.

They mean he wasn't taking enough.


Exactly, they noted the absence of Adderall and maryjane and immediately went "He's out, he's not Seahawks material"!
 
2013-11-28 06:37:12 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Nabb1: ClavellBCMI: MFAWG: So what the fark is this all about? Failed physical?

Or failed drug test.

Like that's an impediment to making the Seahawks roster.

They mean he wasn't taking enough.

Exactly, they noted the absence of Adderall and maryjane and immediately went "He's out, he's not Seahawks material"!



Heh, yeah....."Adderall."
 
2013-11-28 07:14:53 PM  
Seriously, something's up.  I think Browner's suspension is going to be overturned or dropped to four games.  The NFL royally farked up reporting on their own league; that may be enough to make them back off.
 
2013-11-28 07:15:32 PM  
...that, and that one of his "stages" was because he refused an NFL drug test while in the CFL.
 
2013-11-28 08:22:00 PM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: ...that, and that one of his "stages" was because he refused an NFL drug test while in the CFL.


I'm a huge Seahawks fan, and even *I* can admit that when you refuse a drug test like that, chances are you're hiding something.  Browner has played his last game as a Seahawk.  And Thurmond just cost himself millions as well.  Idiots.
 
2013-11-28 09:07:51 PM  
Have you ever had to defend against a wide receiver ON WEED?
 
2013-11-28 11:01:45 PM  
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RIP Cox
 
2013-11-29 12:44:00 AM  

ClavellBCMI: MFAWG: So what the fark is this all about? Failed physical?

Or failed drug test.

 
2013-11-29 07:58:07 AM  

Fade2black: whizbangthedirtfarmer: ...that, and that one of his "stages" was because he refused an NFL drug test while in the CFL.

I'm a huge Seahawks fan, and even *I* can admit that when you refuse a drug test like that, chances are you're hiding something.  Browner has played his last game as a Seahawk.  And Thurmond just cost himself millions as well.  Idiots.


Or, it could be that he was taking CFL drug tests just fine and didn't see the need to submit a sample to an organization he wasn't working for.  I would accuse him of being a bit shortsighted, but to call that an immediate guilty is a bit of a stretch.
 
2013-11-29 02:28:16 PM  

Fade2black: I'm a huge Seahawks fan, and even *I* can admit that when you refuse a drug test like that, chances are you're hiding something.  Browner has played his last game as a Seahawk.  And Thurmond just cost himself millions as well.  Idiots.


In what world do you have to take drug tests for employers that don't even employ you, and, at the time, have no intent to employ you?
 
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