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(KAJ 18 Kalispell)   Montana's "you kill it, you grill it" law allowing residents to collect and eat roadkilled animals has gone into effect, just in time for Thanksgiving. What kind of stuffing goes best with moose?   (kaj18.com) divider line 72
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2013-11-28 11:15:59 AM  
In order for it to be road kill, wouldn't someone have had to knock the stuffing out of it?
 
2013-11-28 11:41:44 AM  
Moose stuffing? Maybe a pig or a few sheep?
 
2013-11-28 11:46:35 AM  
What kind of stuffing goes best with moose?

Squirrel.
 
2013-11-28 11:55:15 AM  
What goes with skunk pancakes? Armadillo?
 
2013-11-28 12:07:01 PM  
Well... if you hit a moose, do your next of kin get to decide?
 
2013-11-28 12:15:29 PM  
Sick tag get hit by a truck?
 
2013-11-28 12:20:41 PM  
Squirrpossdeemoose

/who needs a damn turducken anyway?
 
2013-11-28 12:35:40 PM  
Anyone who salvages a road-killed deer, elk, antelope, or moose will be required to remove the entire animal from where it is found. Parts or viscera cannot be left on site. The salvaged animal must be used for one's own consumption and cannot be donated to others, used for bait or pet food.

Don't let Johnny Law catch you sharing that delicious road kill with your date, she has to run down her own. It's the law.
 
2013-11-28 12:47:26 PM  
The Burcowiches

/obscure?
 
2013-11-28 01:10:38 PM  
Will this lead to people intentionally running down animals so they can collect their carcasses to eat? Like a new form of hunting?
 
2013-11-28 01:17:55 PM  

SundaesChild: Will this lead to people intentionally running down animals so they can collect their carcasses to eat? Like a new form of hunting?


Well since it is Montana that is quite possible. When I was up there last year I wondered why all the "Free Men" had these hugeass homemade push guards on their pick ups, now I know
 
2013-11-28 02:11:05 PM  

SundaesChild: Will this lead to people intentionally running down animals so they can collect their carcasses to eat? Like a new form of hunting?


Surprised they are just enacting it now. A lot of states have had this policy for years. Around here, for example, the responding LEO likely has a list of people to call in his pocket in the event the person who hits a deer doesn't want it. He can write the permit to whomever wants the carcass. The deer around here are really good (Ohio farm country) so if part of it is in good shape after being hit (especially if the LEO has to shoot it) there's no sense in letting that go to waste. It's not that big of a deal and no, nobody wants that kind of damage to their vehicle, or risk of injury, but a good size deer could help make up for your impending deducible payment.
 
2013-11-28 02:45:25 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Squirrpossdeemoose

/who needs a damn turducken anyway?


I now have red vs blue turduken stuck in my head.
 
2013-11-28 02:45:36 PM  
What kind of stuffing goes best with moose?

Todd Palin.
 
2013-11-28 02:45:46 PM  
The kind you can eat for two weeks waiting for your car to come out of the shop after hitting a moose?
 
2013-11-28 02:46:02 PM  
You hit a moose and usually its antlers get stuffed into you, and it gets stuffed into your car. Methinks Subby has never been close to a full grown moose before.
 
2013-11-28 02:46:06 PM  

OregonVet: SundaesChild: Will this lead to people intentionally running down animals so they can collect their carcasses to eat? Like a new form of hunting?

Surprised they are just enacting it now. A lot of states have had this policy for years. Around here, for example, the responding LEO likely has a list of people to call in his pocket in the event the person who hits a deer doesn't want it. He can write the permit to whomever wants the carcass. The deer around here are really good (Ohio farm country) so if part of it is in good shape after being hit (especially if the LEO has to shoot it) there's no sense in letting that go to waste. It's not that big of a deal and no, nobody wants that kind of damage to their vehicle, or risk of injury, but a good size deer could help make up for your impending deducible payment.


This.
My girlfriend's kids have won the moose roadkill lottery in Alaska. I would have thought that Montana already did this.
 
2013-11-28 02:46:07 PM  

oldfarthenry: Moose stuffing? Maybe a pig or a few sheep?


Yeah, I'm wonder what would be the roadkill version of turducken.
 
2013-11-28 02:48:54 PM  
If you hit a moose, subby, your car will be the road kill not the moose.
 
2013-11-28 02:50:38 PM  
Badger.
 
2013-11-28 02:51:32 PM  
Kinda scratching my head on this one. Was there a law against it before? What is the point of a permit system?
 
2013-11-28 02:51:34 PM  

Resident Muslim: Badger.


And the best stuffing for badger?.
 
2013-11-28 02:52:56 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-28 02:53:05 PM  

Russ1642: You hit a moose and usually its antlers get stuffed into you, and it gets stuffed into your car. Methinks Subby has never been close to a full grown moose before.


You'd be wrong, and it depends on what you hit the moose with....
 
2013-11-28 02:53:27 PM  

CygnusDarius: Resident Muslim: Badger.

And the best stuffing for badger?.


Mushroom, mushroom.
 
2013-11-28 02:53:48 PM  
So, how do you stuff a dead hobo?
 
2013-11-28 02:57:01 PM  
Time to go track down a bald eagle. :)
 
2013-11-28 02:57:15 PM  

wiredroach: Russ1642: You hit a moose and usually its antlers get stuffed into you, and it gets stuffed into your car. Methinks Subby has never been close to a full grown moose before.

You'd be wrong, and it depends on what you hit the moose with....


Hit a moose with a car and its body will go right through the windshield. They often kill the front two passengers. Hit them at highway speed and they'll go out the back window. It's basically a thousand pounds suspended five to six feet off the ground on stilts. Very dangerous for cars.
 
2013-11-28 02:58:33 PM  
Knuckles stuffing, of course
fcdn.mtbr.com
 
2013-11-28 02:58:59 PM  

Russ1642: Hit a moose with a car and its body will go right through the windshield. They often kill the front two passengers. Hit them at highway speed and they'll go out the back window. It's basically a thousand pounds suspended five to six feet off the ground on stilts. Very dangerous for cars.


That's why when I go hunting down moose on wheels, I have my plow on the front of it. With spikes.
 
2013-11-28 02:59:00 PM  
Came in for a Burgoo reference, leaving disappointed.
 
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2013-11-28 03:01:03 PM  

Russ1642: wiredroach: Russ1642: You hit a moose and usually its antlers get stuffed into you, and it gets stuffed into your car. Methinks Subby has never been close to a full grown moose before.

You'd be wrong, and it depends on what you hit the moose with....

Hit a moose with a car and its body will go right through the windshield. They often kill the front two passengers. Hit them at highway speed and they'll go out the back window. It's basically a thousand pounds suspended five to six feet off the ground on stilts. Very dangerous for cars.


A friend of mine has an old WWII-era M8 Greyhound, I don't think it would be terribly damaged by hitting a moose at full speed.

/though getting the blood out of the driver's periscope would be a biatch...
 
2013-11-28 03:01:17 PM  
Am I reallythe first? A møøse once bit my sister.
 
2013-11-28 03:03:43 PM  
Does it include cyclists? Dogs love fresh cyclist.
 
2013-11-28 03:04:30 PM  

Russ1642: wiredroach: Russ1642: You hit a moose and usually its antlers get stuffed into you, and it gets stuffed into your car. Methinks Subby has never been close to a full grown moose before.

You'd be wrong, and it depends on what you hit the moose with....

Hit a moose with a car and its body will go right through the windshield. They often kill the front two passengers. Hit them at highway speed and they'll go out the back window. It's basically a thousand pounds suspended five to six feet off the ground on stilts. Very dangerous for cars.


That's my point; it depends what you hit them with. I had a friend hit a horse with his Jeep Cherokee at speed and my friend walked away unscathed, and a horse is about the size of a moose. Yeah, in a car you may end up wearing the moose for a Snuggie if you hit it head on, but then again they're so tall you may just clip its legs and have the carcass pass completely over you.
 
2013-11-28 03:06:16 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Squirrpossdeemoose

/who needs a damn turducken anyway?


I can not see what all the fuss was about a damn turducken...the name sounds scatological, and the thing itself is gods-awful...
just a waste of otherwise perfectly good poultry.

My cats liked it, however....
 
2013-11-28 03:08:24 PM  

Oldiron_79: Am I reallythe first? A møøse once bit my sister.


Didn't you hear? Referencing Monty Python every time there is even a vague reference
to a word in one of their skits is played out, man.

/or one can hope
 
2013-11-28 03:08:45 PM  
Must be osbcure:
i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-28 03:09:20 PM  

CygnusDarius: Resident Muslim: Badger.

And the best stuffing for badger?.


Mushroom, mushroom...

/ Sorry...couldn't resist
 
2013-11-28 03:11:40 PM  
www.freewebs.com

/ok found one you can actually read.
 
2013-11-28 03:11:45 PM  

Lipspinach: Oldiron_79: Am I reallythe first? A møøse once bit my sister.

Didn't you hear? Referencing Monty Python every time there is even a vague reference
to a word in one of their skits is played out, man.

/or one can hope


Geeze I was just making a funny use of ø foreign character joke you dont have to go full Spanish Inquisition on me.
 
2013-11-28 03:13:23 PM  

syzygy whizz: CygnusDarius: Resident Muslim: Badger.

And the best stuffing for badger?.

Mushroom, mushroom...

/ Sorry...couldn't resist


Durn it...
Shoulda read down one more entry...then I wouldn't look like quite such an idiot.
 
2013-11-28 03:16:01 PM  
Flat cat cakes.
Road Toad a la mode.
 
2013-11-28 03:16:36 PM  

Oldiron_79: Geeze I was just making a funny use of ø foreign character joke you dont have to go full Spanish Inquisition on me.


It certainly was unexpected.
 
2013-11-28 03:18:56 PM  

syzygy whizz: syzygy whizz: CygnusDarius: Resident Muslim: Badger.

And the best stuffing for badger?.

Mushroom, mushroom...

/ Sorry...couldn't resist

Durn it...
Shoulda read down one more entry...then I wouldn't look like quite such an idiot.


You could always add sauteed snake.
 
2013-11-28 03:22:09 PM  

BizarreMan: Oldiron_79: Geeze I was just making a funny use of ø foreign character joke you dont have to go full Spanish Inquisition on me.

It certainly was unexpected.


img.fark.net
 
2013-11-28 03:30:08 PM  

OregonVet: SundaesChild: Will this lead to people intentionally running down animals so they can collect their carcasses to eat? Like a new form of hunting?

Surprised they are just enacting it now. A lot of states have had this policy for years. Around here, for example, the responding LEO likely has a list of people to call in his pocket in the event the person who hits a deer doesn't want it. He can write the permit to whomever wants the carcass. The deer around here are really good (Ohio farm country) so if part of it is in good shape after being hit (especially if the LEO has to shoot it) there's no sense in letting that go to waste. It's not that big of a deal and no, nobody wants that kind of damage to their vehicle, or risk of injury, but a good size deer could help make up for your impending deducible payment.


My dad hit two deer one fall. Had to pay for a new deepfreeze to put it in AND two deductibles. We ate good that year though.
 
2013-11-28 03:35:22 PM  
I read that in a Russian accent and added "and Squirrel" to the end..
 
2013-11-28 03:38:09 PM  
My grandmother was known for getting a deer every year for Thanksgiving by this method.

/not kidding
//with the same car
///she was pissed when an uncle totaled the car avoiding a deer
 
2013-11-28 03:40:02 PM  

syzygy whizz: I can not see what all the fuss was about a damn turducken...the name sounds scatological, and the thing itself is gods-awful...
just a waste of otherwise perfectly good poultry.


I love Turducken...you must have gotten a bad one
www.seriouseats.com

/Next time, go for the Platyturpig
 
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