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(NFL)   Lions/Packers, pass the turkey. Cowboys/Raiders, pass the stuffing. Steelers/Ravens, pass the green bean casserole. It's your NFL Turkey Day Delight. So shake off that Tryptophan haze and pass the pumpkin pie   (nfl.com) divider line 2587
    More: Cool, Steelers, Detroit Lions, Raiders, Cowboys, Joe Flacco, Rashad Jennings, Baltimore Ravens, Jacoby Jones  
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2013-11-28 09:59:53 AM
Happy Turkey Football Day everybody!
 
2013-11-28 10:10:35 AM
I guess Mods like Pumpkin Pie?  I subbed this with Pecan Pie.
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Wooo,
 
2013-11-28 10:12:07 AM
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2013-11-28 10:13:39 AM
This is the type of game the lions will win just to give the fan base a glimmer of hope, before they drop their last three and miss the cut for the playoffs
 
2013-11-28 10:20:04 AM

WI241TH: This is the type of game the lions will win just to give the fan base a glimmer of hope, before they drop their last three and miss the cut for the playoffs


Likewise, Turkey day games of yore where Dallas is a favorite, they will manage to play to the level of the Raiders and give me indigestion. Nothing can compare to The Turkey on Ice game however for best Clownshoes/Bees.  Sitting in the stands that day, freezing my willy off and witnessing that moment was life changing.  Been to a few other ultimate Dallas at home games, 'No Danny No', 'The Burning Snowman', 'The Mad Bomber'.....
 
2013-11-28 10:29:31 AM
I'll Take Det over Cheese, Boys over Raiduhs and Steelers over Ratbirds.  And some more of that pecan pie.
 
2013-11-28 10:45:58 AM
Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go! Beat the Ratbirds again.
 
2013-11-28 11:33:27 AM
I don't care what happens as long as the Cowboys and Stillers are left as bloody heaps writhing in the grass
 
2013-11-28 11:38:58 AM
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-11-28 11:40:41 AM

DanZero: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x916]


You win an internets. +1
 
2013-11-28 11:42:00 AM
The last time Flynn started against the Lions it didn't go well.

I'm so sick of watching the Lions go in the tank in the second half of the season. Please don't do it again guys.

Don't do to Calvin what you did to Barry.
 
2013-11-28 11:43:24 AM

DanZero: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x916]


I kind of love this

Thanks DZ
 
2013-11-28 11:59:22 AM
I think the FOX football robot graphic is stupid. But I'm not hating the guy in the robot costume wandering around the crowd.

He should take that robot to Sunset Blvd.
 
2013-11-28 12:03:05 PM
Here until I pass out.  Stoopid night shift.

/Stoopid night shift tonight.
//At the casino.
///Vietnamese language show hell tonight.
 
2013-11-28 12:05:04 PM
Here goes hoping!img.fark.net
 
2013-11-28 12:05:29 PM

Harv72b: Here until I pass out.  Stoopid night shift.

/Stoopid night shift tonight.
//At the casino.
///Vietnamese language show hell tonight.


More hell if PIT wins, right?
 
2013-11-28 12:05:54 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'll Take Det over Cheese, Boys over Raiduhs and Steelers over Ratbirds.  And some more of that pecan pie.


Sounds good to me.

jaylectricity: [img.fark.net image 492x640]


That's funny and kind of scary. +1
 
2013-11-28 12:06:57 PM
*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING*

Matt Flynn, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Matthew Stafford, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
 
2013-11-28 12:07:21 PM
Oh, and eabod and diaf Sitton you fat fark
 
2013-11-28 12:07:23 PM
Happy Turkey Day, everyone! :D

My picks for today are as follows:

- Lions shred the PACKERRRS!

- Cows topple the Raiders.

- Steelers drop the Steel Curtain on the Ravens.

I'll see you guys a little later. :-)

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-28 12:07:23 PM

DanZero: More hell if PIT wins, right?


Always more hell if that happens, but it'd happen about 2 hours into my shift. :(
 
2013-11-28 12:07:49 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Hopefully these games are entertaining as I've got nothing else going on 'til the kiddos come back home.
 
2013-11-28 12:08:09 PM

DanZero: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x916]


Ok, the pick 6 one got me. Nice job.
 
2013-11-28 12:10:53 PM
lh4.ggpht.com
 
2013-11-28 12:12:57 PM
GO PACK GO. Beat the loins!
 
2013-11-28 12:13:25 PM
Thanksgiving tradition here.

/As God is my witness...
 
2013-11-28 12:14:13 PM
five27.com
 
2013-11-28 12:15:27 PM

mikaloyd: [five27.com image 842x935]


They mis-spelled Los Angeles.
 
2013-11-28 12:15:33 PM
Go Lions, Cowboys, and M&T Bank Stadium sinking into the Chesapeake!
 
2013-11-28 12:17:17 PM
Watching the pregame on ESPN.  Damian Woody creepily has the mannerisms and look of a skinny guy in a fat suit.
 
2013-11-28 12:17:26 PM
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2013-11-28 12:17:28 PM
Are they still trying to make Katrina happen?
 
2013-11-28 12:17:56 PM

xaks: mikaloyd: [five27.com image 842x935]

They mis-spelled Los Angeles.


You mis-spelled Zachs
 
2013-11-28 12:18:34 PM

mikaloyd: xaks: mikaloyd: [five27.com image 842x935]

They mis-spelled Los Angeles.

You mis-spelled Zachs


Who is Zachs?

(Serious question actually)
 
2013-11-28 12:19:43 PM
Go Lions, Go Steelers, and may the Mothership of Arlington be called back to its home planet with all on board.
 
2013-11-28 12:19:59 PM

xaks: mikaloyd: xaks: mikaloyd: [five27.com image 842x935]

They mis-spelled Los Angeles.

You mis-spelled Zachs

Who is Zachs?

(Serious question actually)


Xaks=Zachs
 
2013-11-28 12:21:29 PM
OK, this Ryan Ryan thing is fookin funny
 
2013-11-28 12:22:58 PM
The Butt Fumble is one of those few things that truly can't be ridiculed enough.

Started good but.... well

/butt well?
 
2013-11-28 12:23:04 PM

xaks: mikaloyd: xaks: mikaloyd: [five27.com image 842x935]

They mis-spelled Los Angeles.

You mis-spelled Zachs

Who is Zachs?

(Serious question actually)


I tried really hard to find a picture that had like 1000 Zach Braffs in it.
 
2013-11-28 12:23:38 PM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: OK, this Ryan Ryan thing is fookin funny


I'm tuning in and out...it looked like a train wreck.  The only redeeming feature is Danny Trejo.
 
2013-11-28 12:25:16 PM

mikaloyd: xaks: mikaloyd: xaks: mikaloyd: [five27.com image 842x935]

They mis-spelled Los Angeles.

You mis-spelled Zachs

Who is Zachs?

(Serious question actually)

Xaks=Zachs


Ahhh, OK, gotcha. I would have gone with like a Sacks 5th Avenue thing, or something. But I'm a dense bastard at times.

*nods
 
2013-11-28 12:27:15 PM
Chicks lip syncing auto tunes on a giant goldfish cracker is freaking me out.  You'd think a parade sponsored by a department store would be a little more subdued.
 
2013-11-28 12:27:42 PM
Oh god NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Its joe buck
 
2013-11-28 12:28:14 PM
So I'm starting Matt Flynn if ff for teh lols. Let's see how this works
 
2013-11-28 12:28:44 PM
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2013-11-28 12:29:30 PM
PREPARE FOR THE FLYNNINGING
 
2013-11-28 12:30:16 PM

elguerodiablo: Chicks lip syncing auto tunes on a giant goldfish cracker is freaking me out.  You'd think a parade sponsored by a department store would be a little more subdued.


Bartender give me whatever he is drinking. Make it a double so I can see the little blue sharks swimming in the pool table lights
 
2013-11-28 12:30:43 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Happy Turkey Football Day everybody!


Amen and pass the gravy and the pigskin! Thanks for all my football FARK friends, the most reasonable, funny and entertaining people on fark.

WOOT!

\National Anthem time!
 
2013-11-28 12:31:30 PM
She's cute.  I'll just have a seat over there>
 
2013-11-28 12:31:34 PM
Happy Turkey Day everybody!

/GO HAWKS!
 
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