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(Some Guyyyy)   Not news: Italian guy found happily wandering the countryside. News: After taking mushrooms at Glastonbury. Fark: Two years ago   (wunderground.ie) divider line 44
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2013-11-28 11:33:45 AM
Mario, get your sh*t together bro.
 
2013-11-28 12:15:30 PM
Good shiat.
 
2013-11-28 12:15:53 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-11-28 12:18:15 PM
It won't open!
 
2013-11-28 12:20:29 PM
www.iseecubed.com

IT'SA ME...WEEGEE!!!
 
2013-11-28 12:21:59 PM
Up the airy mountain
Down the rushy glen,
We dare n't go a-hunting,
For fear of little men;

Kids, just say no to  Sidhe food or drink.  This guy got off easy compared to Rip Van Winkle


/couldn't read the article, no server answering
 
2013-11-28 12:27:04 PM
The English countryside is so vast, you can literally go for hours without seeing a Starbucks!

Vast?
Isn't England like the size of Wisconsin?
 
2013-11-28 12:27:24 PM
"English countryside is so vast, you can literally go for hours without seeing a Starbucks! " lol, must be a tiny place over there.
 
2013-11-28 12:29:52 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-28 12:30:04 PM
European Vast.

And Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ, someone get a designer on that eyesore of a website.
 
2013-11-28 12:30:11 PM
What has become
of the men I used to sport with?
And what has become
of my beautiful town?
Wolf my old friend
even you don't know me
This must be the end
my house is tumbled down...

/linkee stinkee
 
2013-11-28 12:30:18 PM
Came to make a Mario joke, saw that someone beat me so fast it's like they were holding down the B button.
 
2013-11-28 12:42:20 PM

EngineerBob: What has become
of the men I used to sport with?
And what has become
of my beautiful town?
Wolf my old friend
even you don't know me
This must be the end
my house is tumbled down...

/linkee stinkee


This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife! How did I get here?
 
2013-11-28 12:50:24 PM
Tripping for 2 years? I gotta call HOAX on this. Mushrooms don't work that way.
 
2013-11-28 12:50:55 PM
Is it just me or does black backgrounds piss you off?
 
2013-11-28 12:56:24 PM
I'm sorry but this story reeks of BS.  How can someone survive for 2 years tripping balls, surviving on foraging, McDonalds and Starbucks.  Who the hell carries around enough cash and Starbucks gift cards to survive for 2 years.
 
2013-11-28 12:58:14 PM
BefuddledAddlepatedPixilatedAny others?
 
2013-11-28 01:02:07 PM
FTFA:   accidentally eating nearly fifty grams of Hawaiian mushrooms

Yeah, bullshiat.  First off, fifty grams of mushrooms is a metric farkload.  And accidentally eating them in your breakfast sandwich?  I wouldn't believe five grams, let alone fifty.

And you sure as hell would notice them in your sandwich, because they taste like shiat.  Awesome and fun, but they taste like shiat.  Which is why tea is often the means to ingest them, because lots of folks just can't choke them back.
 
2013-11-28 01:04:43 PM
No pix of Fabio? Fark, I am disappoint!
 
2013-11-28 01:15:56 PM
The Italian Interloper speaks:

They weren't magic mushrooms as you might think. They were just ordinary common button mushrooms, but they were so fresh, and the butter and seasoning was so perfect that I just went crazy for mushrooms and hunted rare mushrooms across the verdant English countryside for two years.

Eventually the police caught up with me and arrested me on a morels charge. I didn't want to be any truffle, but I guess I made a pig of myself.

As an Italian I know the importance of fresh ingredients. There's nothing like a nice pan of mushrooms in a sylvan glade.
 
2013-11-28 01:17:08 PM

coscausticevil: Tripping for 2 years? I gotta call HOAX on this. Mushrooms don't work that way.


Well, he had to pick some fresh ones but there's no end of them in cow pastures.
 
2013-11-28 01:18:34 PM

abhorrent1: The English countryside is so vast, you can literally go for hours without seeing a Starbucks!

Vast?
Isn't England like the size of Wisconsin?


Like the Tardis, countries are bigger on the inside, especially if you are stoned at the time and on foot.
 
2013-11-28 01:24:12 PM
So, anyone else notice this site is just a much more dry, less funny version of the Onion? I mean, one of the stories linked at the bottom is about a stoner finding a TV remote in the fridge, and another is about Ed Snow being a dubstep legend.
 
2013-11-28 01:31:00 PM
th04.deviantart.net
 
2013-11-28 01:34:08 PM

unyon: FTFA:   accidentally eating nearly fifty grams of Hawaiian mushrooms

Yeah, bullshiat.  First off, fifty grams of mushrooms is a metric farkload.  And accidentally eating them in your breakfast sandwich?  I wouldn't believe five grams, let alone fifty.

And you sure as hell would notice them in your sandwich, because they taste like shiat.  Awesome and fun, but they taste like shiat.  Which is why tea is often the means to ingest them, because lots of folks just can't choke them back.



Peanut butter sandwiches was the only way I was ever able to keep them down.


First off, fifty grams of mushrooms is a metric farkload.

Damn straight - nobody, and I mean nobody, eats that much "accidentally".  Story is total BS.
 
2013-11-28 01:39:28 PM
epguides.com
 
2013-11-28 01:50:40 PM
So not buying this story.
 
2013-11-28 01:57:27 PM

unyon: FTFA:   accidentally eating nearly fifty grams of Hawaiian mushrooms

Yeah, bullshiat.  First off, fifty grams of mushrooms is a metric farkload.  And accidentally eating them in your breakfast sandwich?  I wouldn't believe five grams, let alone fifty.

And you sure as hell would notice them in your sandwich, because they taste like shiat.  Awesome and fun, but they taste like shiat.  Which is why tea is often the means to ingest them, because lots of folks just can't choke them back.


The site seems to want to be a humor site.
 
2013-11-28 02:03:12 PM
Yeah, I'm calling shenanigans on this one.
 
2013-11-28 02:05:59 PM
It's Tim Benzedrine, looking for a groovy pace to crash with his old lady Hashberry.
/Obscure?
 
2013-11-28 02:07:51 PM

GentlemanJ: It's Tim Benzedrine, looking for a groovy pace to crash with his old lady Hashberry.
/Obscure?


I got it. Bored of the Rings.
 
2013-11-28 02:08:23 PM

HairyNevus: So, anyone else notice this site is just a much more dry, less funny version of the Onion? I mean, one of the stories linked at the bottom is about a stoner finding a TV remote in the fridge, and another is about Ed Snow being a dubstep legend.


hmmmm. i did not notice that. i've been had, and now feel like a fool.
 
2013-11-28 02:31:17 PM

davidphogan: unyon: FTFA:   accidentally eating nearly fifty grams of Hawaiian mushrooms

Yeah, bullshiat.  First off, fifty grams of mushrooms is a metric farkload.  And accidentally eating them in your breakfast sandwich?  I wouldn't believe five grams, let alone fifty.

And you sure as hell would notice them in your sandwich, because they taste like shiat.  Awesome and fun, but they taste like shiat.  Which is why tea is often the means to ingest them, because lots of folks just can't choke them back.

The site seems to want to be a humor site.


Normally I would take the blame for that myself, being somewhat undercaffienated when I read it.  But  in this case, I'm going to pin it on the humour site having a distinct lack thereof.
 
2013-11-28 02:32:53 PM
Bad satire strikes again.
 
2013-11-28 03:03:56 PM
4/10 for the bites. Could have been a 7 until the last paragraph.
 
2013-11-28 03:21:16 PM

largedon: I'm sorry but this story reeks of BS.  How can someone survive for 2 years tripping balls, surviving on foraging, McDonalds and Starbucks.  Who the hell carries around enough cash and Starbucks gift cards to survive for 2 years.


Jonathan's Card
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-11-28 03:22:10 PM
"disorientated."
 
2013-11-28 03:24:02 PM

brantgoose: Eventually the police caught up with me and arrested me on a morels charge. I didn't want to be any truffle, but I guess I made a pig of myself.


Bull-shiataki
 
2013-11-28 06:36:54 PM

GentlemanJ: It's Tim Benzedrine, looking for a groovy pace to crash with his old lady Hashberry.
/Obscure?


Hie thee hence, you leafy narc!
 
2013-11-28 07:32:26 PM
Unlike typical mushrooms, Hawaiian mushrooms are long and thready, and as someone once observed:

"I ate some Mexican mushrooms, and the world was a beautiful place filled with vibrant colors and nature.  Then I tool some Hawaiian mushrooms, and felt as if someone had rammed a pineapple into my right ear and pulled it out my left ear.  I ceased to be a person and became Zuul, and on a freezing evening, stood outside the British embassy, half naked, and snarled at them while doing the dance of my people."
 
2013-11-28 08:21:25 PM
If anyone's interested in losing a year or two tripping balls,  http://www.erowid.org/plants/mushrooms/mushrooms.shtml
 
2013-11-28 08:45:14 PM
It is clearly satire, read the comments.
 
2013-11-28 08:50:31 PM

433: "disorientated."


Me: So what do you do at this Orientation Meeting?

Them: We get you orientated in your new surroundings.

Me: You mean you orient me.

Them: ???

Me: The word is "orient." Look it up. "Orientate" isn't really a word: "orientation" is defined as "the state or process of being or becoming oriented."

Them: ???

Me: And there are better & simpler ways to put it. For example "The Orientation Meeting is when we tell you what this place is about and how we expect you to fit in."

Them: That's what I said: it's where we get you orientated!

Me: Never mind. *rolls eyes*

That's when they'd decide to hate me. If they ever figured it out. If they didn't they'd hate me soon thereafter, when I failed to "fully participate to [my] highest capacity in the process of becoming orientated."

And that was just in the teen building at Shepard & Enoch Pratt in 1977. I.e. 6 years before Amy Winehouse was born I knew I never wanted to go to rehab when I grew up. Not voluntarily anyway.

But anyhow. See? I can come off with this off-topic self-referential drivel when I'm stone cold sober too. This is why y'all should send me money so I can go away.
 
2013-11-28 09:37:50 PM
He sounds like a really fungi.
 
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