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(Alaska Dispatch News)   Thanksgiving menu in Alaska: Sheefish cut with a bandsaw, salmonberry pie, salmon casserole, moose-head soup, walrus stew, and seal ribs   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Jell-O, Thanksgiving, Alaska, pumpkin pies, North Slope, cranberry sauce, soups, green beans  
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2013-11-28 09:15:08 AM  
4 votes:
I had moose head soup once, but just wasn't Inuit.
2013-11-28 09:12:20 AM  
3 votes:
All freshly clubbed.
2013-11-28 11:51:11 AM  
2 votes:
What about Baked Alaska?
2013-11-28 10:17:44 AM  
2 votes:
I was going to order a pizza from Pizza Hut but the f*cking place is closed.
2013-11-28 09:16:58 AM  
2 votes:
That doesn't sound appetizing at all. I'm having Nunavut.
2013-11-28 02:10:32 PM  
1 vote:
Traditional Alaska Thanksgiving dinner preparation:
2013-11-28 01:39:48 PM  
1 vote:
Chili will be made in the regular way with an Inupiaq twist. Beans are called 'nilignaq' in Inupiaq because they make you 'niliq' or 'blow gas'.

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Inuit have 30 words for flatulence.
2013-11-28 01:04:27 PM  
1 vote:
Why yes indeed the Pilgrims battled the Canadians after dinner at the first Thanksgiving.  But the refs threw a penalty flag on the Canadians for unnecessary Frenchness, costing them the game and all hope of ever making the Puritan Playoffs.
2013-11-28 10:09:52 AM  
1 vote:

Im_Gumby: [ image 519x308]

But I don't like salmon!

Nice - I would also have accepted

Well, there's, uh, rat salmon  pie, rat salmon  pudding, rat salmon  sorbet or, uh, strawberry tart.
Have you got anything without so much rat salmon innit?
2013-11-28 09:56:24 AM  
1 vote:

Meethos: Get the fark out of the Arctic, it's 2013.


Anti-igloo bigotry been the shame of this nation ever since Jesus settled America in 1776.
2013-11-28 09:41:04 AM  
1 vote:

Molavian: Well, we're having turkey.

I'm having toast, some jelly beans, pretzels, and some popcorn.

2013-11-28 09:34:32 AM  
1 vote:

Molavian: Well, we're having turkey.

Thanksgiving is whatever you want it to be, as long as you wear a pilgrim hat and kick a small dog
2013-11-28 09:27:23 AM  
1 vote:

Moose and beans, moose stir fry, moose gumbo...
2013-11-28 09:17:08 AM  
1 vote:
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