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(Anchorage Daily News)   Thanksgiving menu in Alaska: Sheefish cut with a bandsaw, salmonberry pie, salmon casserole, moose-head soup, walrus stew, and seal ribs   (adn.com) divider line 32
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2013-11-28 09:12:20 AM
All freshly clubbed.
 
2013-11-28 09:14:12 AM
Get the fark out of the Arctic, it's 2013.
 
2013-11-28 09:15:08 AM
I had moose head soup once, but just wasn't Inuit.
 
2013-11-28 09:15:28 AM
What?! No "Eskimo Ice Cream"?
 
2013-11-28 09:15:40 AM
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But I don't like salmon!
 
2013-11-28 09:16:58 AM
That doesn't sound appetizing at all. I'm having Nunavut.
 
2013-11-28 09:17:08 AM
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2013-11-28 09:23:06 AM

phrawgh: [im41.com image 480x518]


ooooooooooo duggy!
 
2013-11-28 09:24:23 AM

Prophet of Loss: What?! No "Eskimo Ice Cream"?


Raspberry or blueberry? Yup'ik.
 
2013-11-28 09:27:23 AM
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Moose and beans, moose stir fry, moose gumbo...
 
2013-11-28 09:29:16 AM
Well, we're having turkey.
 
2013-11-28 09:34:32 AM

Molavian: Well, we're having turkey.


Thanksgiving is whatever you want it to be, as long as you wear a pilgrim hat and kick a small dog
 
2013-11-28 09:41:04 AM

Molavian: Well, we're having turkey.

I'm having toast, some jelly beans, pretzels, and some popcorn.

 
2013-11-28 09:56:24 AM

Meethos: Get the fark out of the Arctic, it's 2013.


Igloo-hater!

Anti-igloo bigotry been the shame of this nation ever since Jesus settled America in 1776.
 
2013-11-28 10:00:00 AM

OooShiny: Meethos: Get the fark out of the Arctic, it's 2013.

Igloo-hater!

Anti-igloo bigotry been the shame of this nation ever since Jesus settled America in 1776.


Don't you mean Vikings?.
 
2013-11-28 10:09:52 AM

Im_Gumby: [upload.wikimedia.org image 519x308]

But I don't like salmon!


Nice - I would also have accepted

Well, there's, uh, rat salmon  pie, rat salmon  pudding, rat salmon  sorbet or, uh, strawberry tart.
Have you got anything without so much rat salmon innit?
 
2013-11-28 10:14:55 AM

Robin Hoodie: Molavian: Well, we're having turkey.

Thanksgiving is whatever you want it to be, as long as you wear a pilgrim hat and kick a  small dog poo


FTFY
 
2013-11-28 10:17:44 AM
I was going to order a pizza from Pizza Hut but the f*cking place is closed.
 
2013-11-28 10:22:47 AM

Prophet of Loss: What?! No "Eskimo Ice Cream"?


No Eskimo Pie either : (
 
2013-11-28 10:27:30 AM
I prefer a traditional Thanksgiving feast of  walking bird with all the trimmings: cranberries, Injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder.
 
2013-11-28 10:27:52 AM
Whiskey neat and Boulevard Pale Ale, alternated.  Occasionally punctuated by a shot of Ouzo.  Rum and a Hi-C juice box for dessert.  Low-effort food like sardines, beef jerkey and gummi bears throughout.  Lion's game (for my nephew) and KU Hoops (for the benefit of all) and Fallout 1 (for nostalgia).

Merry Thanksgiving and a happy Jon Stewart's Birthday.
 
2013-11-28 11:51:11 AM
What about Baked Alaska?
 
2013-11-28 11:51:50 AM

CygnusDarius: OooShiny: Meethos: Get the fark out of the Arctic, it's 2013.

Igloo-hater!

Anti-igloo bigotry been the shame of this nation ever since Jesus settled America in 1776.

Don't you mean Vikings?.


No. Cubans. And it was 1962.
 
2013-11-28 12:01:23 PM
Sounds better than turkey.

Of course, McDonalds sounds better to me than roast turkey, and I despise McDonalds.
 
2013-11-28 12:25:17 PM

fappomatic: CygnusDarius: OooShiny: Meethos: Get the fark out of the Arctic, it's 2013.

Igloo-hater!

Anti-igloo bigotry been the shame of this nation ever since Jesus settled America in 1776.

Don't you mean Vikings?.

No. Cubans. And it was 1962.


Oh, you mean when the Pilgrims fought against the Canadians during Thanksgiving Day, after the Speech of Emancipation by steam-cyborg Lincoln?.
 
2013-11-28 01:04:27 PM
Why yes indeed the Pilgrims battled the Canadians after dinner at the first Thanksgiving.  But the refs threw a penalty flag on the Canadians for unnecessary Frenchness, costing them the game and all hope of ever making the Puritan Playoffs.
 
2013-11-28 01:39:48 PM
Chili will be made in the regular way with an Inupiaq twist. Beans are called 'nilignaq' in Inupiaq because they make you 'niliq' or 'blow gas'.

Read more here: http://www.adn.com/2013/11/27/3201189/on-rural-alaskas-thanksgiving.h t ml#storylink=cpy

Inuit have 30 words for flatulence.
 
2013-11-28 02:10:32 PM
Traditional Alaska Thanksgiving dinner preparation:

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2013-11-28 05:18:25 PM
DO NOT knock it, some of that stuff is really good.  My first holiday in Alaska was a taste festival and I miss not being able to have some of that again.
 
2013-11-28 07:29:52 PM
Do they not normally use a band saw to cut meat? I've seen band saws in butcher shops since forever.
 
2013-11-28 07:30:14 PM

Churchy LaFemme: Traditional Alaska Thanksgiving dinner preparation:

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Does she quit halfway through it and end up producing something dumb? After which she brandishes a gun and blames the half white guy?
 
2013-11-29 09:25:04 PM

InternetSecurityGuard: Do they not normally use a band saw to cut meat? I've seen band saws in butcher shops since forever.


Fish.
 
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