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(Daily Mail)   No the cockenthrice isn't a new sex act, it's the new turducken. Only weirder looking   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
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2013-11-28 01:02:15 AM  
Sounds like it should be 50% more stamina than a two-pump chump.
 
2013-11-28 01:25:41 AM  
They had whole rooms dedicated to puking, in the old days.
 
2013-11-28 08:24:31 AM  
'course it ain't a new sex act. I invented it years ago.
 
2013-11-28 08:26:52 AM  
www.wizards.com
 
2013-11-28 08:26:58 AM  
I found a video of that on the internet..... oh... just meat...  :(
 
2013-11-28 08:30:55 AM  
Lol subby said cock and turd
 
2013-11-28 08:34:31 AM  
I've had turducken. It's highly overrated, and more work than it's worth.
 
2013-11-28 08:35:28 AM  
thanks subby!  last night I was trying to think of a way to combine a goose, a ham and a turkey as a roast.
 
2013-11-28 08:36:44 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: I've had turducken. It's highly overrated, and more work than it's worth.


I like the turducken. Of course, I buy the birds already de-boned.

/Turducken in the oven now.
 
2013-11-28 08:40:22 AM  
GIS for cockenthrice:

areyakiddinme.com

wtf - I don't even....
 
2013-11-28 08:54:03 AM  
Heston's attempt sucks.
 
2013-11-28 08:58:10 AM  
Touching the cockenthrice is a fatal mistake.--More--
You turn to stone.--More--
Do you want your possessions identified? (yn)
 
2013-11-28 09:04:08 AM  
They could have just called it the "three pump chump".
 
2013-11-28 09:05:19 AM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: Touching the cockenthrice is a fatal mistake.--More--
You turn to stone.--More--
Do you want your possessions identified? (yn)


Dammit, I came here to post that!

/The banana welds itself to your hand!
 
2013-11-28 09:46:55 AM  

IronTom: They had whole rooms dedicated to puking, in the old days.


No, they didn't.
 
2013-11-28 10:14:59 AM  
Kill it! Kill it with fire! Fire that does at least 3d6 damage!

/then serve it with a side of... what, exactly?
 
2013-11-28 10:16:18 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-28 10:23:11 AM  

shanrick:


Stop ... DOING ... that.

Christ, that's horrifying. I wonder if that's 4chan's work...
 
2013-11-28 10:32:42 AM  

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]


Damn you!

/Off to my bunk
 
2013-11-28 10:36:45 AM  

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]


came for this

came

leaving satisfied
 
2013-11-28 10:47:15 AM  

aagrajag: shanrick:

Stop ... DOING ... that.

Christ, that's horrifying. I wonder if that's 4chan's work...


I think it came from Reddit.
 
2013-11-28 11:01:04 AM  
Cockenthrice sounds like the latest movie from Seth Rogan/Jonah Hill/James Franco/Danny McBride.  The whole thing about Jonah Hill compulsory addiction to drawing wangs in Superbad was funny.  Now it's just getting dumb.  I expect in a few years their next venture will be just a giant penis flopping on the screen for 90 minutes.
 
2013-11-28 11:10:05 AM  

CivicMindedFive: Cockenthrice sounds like the latest movie from Seth Rogan/Jonah Hill/James Franco/Danny McBride.  The whole thing about Jonah Hill compulsory addiction to drawing wangs in Superbad was funny.  Now it's just getting dumb.  I expect in a few years their next venture will be just a giant penis flopping on the screen for 90 minutes.


COCK

and that's all it was ...

//can't centre on mobile
 
2013-11-28 11:11:10 AM  
This isn't strange... This should be a wtf tag!
 
2013-11-28 12:18:32 PM  

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]


That is the most glorious thing I have ever seen. Beautiful.
 
2013-11-28 12:27:32 PM  
Royal medieval cooks were all about stuff like this...odd animal concatenations as in TFA, foods cooked to look like other foods so as to surprise the eater, and all kinds of culinary mamma-jamma. The "four-and-twenty blackbirds baked in a pie" is no myth. Cooks would bake the upper and lower crusts, and just at serving time, they'd insert two dozen blackbirds into the shell and cover them with the upper crust. When it was cut into, the birds would escape and fly out.
 
2013-11-28 12:36:47 PM  

buckler: Royal medieval cooks were all about stuff like this...odd animal concatenations as in TFA, foods cooked to look like other foods so as to surprise the eater, and all kinds of culinary mamma-jamma. The "four-and-twenty blackbirds baked in a pie" is no myth. Cooks would bake the upper and lower crusts, and just at serving time, they'd insert two dozen blackbirds into the shell and cover them with the upper crust. When it was cut into, the birds would escape and fly out.


The surprise was salmonella!  Delightful!
 
2013-11-28 01:11:34 PM  

tiamet4: buckler: Royal medieval cooks were all about stuff like this...odd animal concatenations as in TFA, foods cooked to look like other foods so as to surprise the eater, and all kinds of culinary mamma-jamma. The "four-and-twenty blackbirds baked in a pie" is no myth. Cooks would bake the upper and lower crusts, and just at serving time, they'd insert two dozen blackbirds into the shell and cover them with the upper crust. When it was cut into, the birds would escape and fly out.

The surprise was salmonella!  Delightful!


You forgot bird flu.  And the white stuff wasn't cream filling either.

Now bats on the other hand, they're reservoirs for a whole hosts of illnesses.  Things like Marburg, Ebola, Hendra, Nipah, various flus, SARS...
 
2013-11-28 01:22:28 PM  
They are both now sex acts subby, its like an offshoot of rule 34. I'll bet you a "Rusty Venture" someone has a filthy sex act listed for both of those on Urban Dictionary right now.
 
2013-11-28 01:26:52 PM  

Oldiron_79: They are both now sex acts subby, its like an offshoot of rule 34. I'll bet you a "Rusty Venture" someone has a filthy sex act listed for both of those on Urban Dictionary right now.


An "Urban Dictionary" is a combination of all known sex act perfomed simultaneously.
 
2013-11-28 02:11:27 PM  

Dansker: Oldiron_79: They are both now sex acts subby, its like an offshoot of rule 34. I'll bet you a "Rusty Venture" someone has a filthy sex act listed for both of those on Urban Dictionary right now.

An "Urban Dictionary" is a combination of all known sex act perfomed simultaneously.


Sounds like something so filthy even Gorgor wouldnt have posted it.
 
2013-11-28 02:20:32 PM  

Oldiron_79: Dansker: Oldiron_79: They are both now sex acts subby, its like an offshoot of rule 34. I'll bet you a "Rusty Venture" someone has a filthy sex act listed for both of those on Urban Dictionary right now.

An "Urban Dictionary" is a combination of all known sex act perfomed simultaneously.

Sounds like something so filthy even Gorgor wouldnt have posted it.


*sigh* I miss that guy.

Happy Thanksgiving, Gorgor, wherever you are.
 
2013-11-28 02:21:00 PM  

Oldiron_79: Dansker: Oldiron_79: They are both now sex acts subby, its like an offshoot of rule 34. I'll bet you a "Rusty Venture" someone has a filthy sex act listed for both of those on Urban Dictionary right now.

An "Urban Dictionary" is a combination of all known sex act perfomed simultaneously.

Sounds like something so filthy even Gorgor wouldnt have posted it.


It's difficult to organize, but totally worth it.
 
2013-11-28 02:32:08 PM  

Dansker: Oldiron_79: Dansker: Oldiron_79: They are both now sex acts subby, its like an offshoot of rule 34. I'll bet you a "Rusty Venture" someone has a filthy sex act listed for both of those on Urban Dictionary right now.

An "Urban Dictionary" is a combination of all known sex act perfomed simultaneously.

Sounds like something so filthy even Gorgor wouldnt have posted it.

It's difficult to organize, but totally worth it.


Can you give me a complete rundown on how many women, men, farm animals,and foriegn objects are required?
 
2013-11-28 02:33:52 PM  

Oldiron_79: Dansker: Oldiron_79: Dansker: Oldiron_79: They are both now sex acts subby, its like an offshoot of rule 34. I'll bet you a "Rusty Venture" someone has a filthy sex act listed for both of those on Urban Dictionary right now.

An "Urban Dictionary" is a combination of all known sex act perfomed simultaneously.

Sounds like something so filthy even Gorgor wouldnt have posted it.

It's difficult to organize, but totally worth it.

Can you give me a complete rundown on how many women, men, farm animals,and foriegn objects are required?


It takes a village.
 
2013-11-28 03:34:17 PM  

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]



I placed my cockenthrice, once for each orifice. I was at a College Republicans meeting. What else could I have done?
 
2013-11-28 07:52:17 PM  
The Arabic cocktrice was a very formidable monster.  It happened when an aged rooster laid one or more eggs, that were then incubated in the coils of a poisonous snake.  What then hatched was one or more cocktrices.  They were deadly to touch, or even look at, and the sound of their hiss killed as well.  Even plants died after being exposed to them, so they left permanent deserts in their wake.  If you somehow managed to kill one, its blood would quickly travel up your weapon and kill you unless you chopped your hand off.

Only one animal was entirely immune to them.  Weasels, which would track down and kill any cocktrice in the area.  In one story, a cage lined with weasel fur was used to trap a cocktrice, as the fur would not allow sight, sound, or the blood of the cocktrice through it.

Mythologically it was said that Arabia had been green, fertile and lush, but that one or more cocktrices had quickly turned it into empty desert.
 
2013-11-29 08:57:20 AM  

tiamet4: buckler: Royal medieval cooks were all about stuff like this...odd animal concatenations as in TFA, foods cooked to look like other foods so as to surprise the eater, and all kinds of culinary mamma-jamma. The "four-and-twenty blackbirds baked in a pie" is no myth. Cooks would bake the upper and lower crusts, and just at serving time, they'd insert two dozen blackbirds into the shell and cover them with the upper crust. When it was cut into, the birds would escape and fly out.

The surprise was salmonella!  Delightful!


Not to mention the lovely bacteria cultures on various foods from being cooked hours- if not days- ahead of time to grace an upper-class feast.
 
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