Antifun: Relatively Obscure: Can I marry Walmart, divorce Walmart, and make Walmart pay me alimony?maybe, but you'll have to consummate the marriage before teh divorce
rev. dave: Michaels has basically he same stuff, fewer crosses and fewer self-righteous hypocrites.
Relatively Obscure: Can I marry Walmart, divorce Walmart, and make Walmart pay me alimony?
PanicMan: Also, if you're going to claim this violates your religion, show the the passage in the bible that states: "thou shalt not give money to a third party, to be put in a fund, that may or may not be used to provide for the cost of hormone control, that has the side effect of preventing pregnancy, as a form of deferred payment to your employees."
RubberBandMan: Only through bankruptcy can a corporation be saved and be born again.
NFA: My homeowners policy covers personal watercraft up to 50 feet long. I don't live near the water and don't own a boat. (TRUE)
Pasnute: If you were to marry (or be farked or fark) a company, would it have to be 18?Or would the laws of it's home state apply?Could you go to jail if you get farked by a young company?What if someone videos you getting farked by a company?
The Madd Mann: A company owned entirely by Christians has religious beliefs the same way a company owned entirely by African Americans is somehow black. That is to say, not at all.
Relatively Obscure: If a corporation can have a religion, can a corporation start a religion (besides Apple)? Or could I get married by Comcast and absolved of my transgressions by, I dunno, Church & Dwight (the cleaning products folks) or whatever? Kaboom! And the sin is gone!
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