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(LiveLeak) Video Massive crowd of geese standing around in a field suddenly take off and fly directly towards the cameraman. And there was plenty of poop to go around   (liveleak.com) divider line 25
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2013-11-27 11:57:00 PM
Gotta love the hair shiat-check at the end. All this video is missing is Tippi Hedren freaking out in a phone booth.
 
2013-11-28 01:45:00 AM
As God is my witness . . .
 
2013-11-28 02:20:23 AM
Oh to have an automatic shotgun at that moment.
 
2013-11-28 03:15:11 AM
Did he suddenly remember his Charlemagne?
 
2013-11-28 04:21:54 AM

Summoner101: Did he suddenly remember his Charlemagne?


suck it, Trebek.
 
2013-11-28 04:37:44 AM
When I was a kid my family went on a camping tour of Quebec, and somewhere near Perce Rock there was an island with approximately one brazillion Gannets on it. It was very striking, the red rock rising from the cerulean sea, frosted with the white of about 10,000 years of bird poop. Very "Maxfield Parrish."

But then about a brazillion seabirds decided to lift off and cut loose. Dear sweet FSM, if you ever visit that place, take an umbrella. A cheap one you can throw away later.
 
2013-11-28 04:39:00 AM
/ did not have an umbrella at the time.
 
2013-11-28 04:48:01 AM
I think Bokonon had a term for it... "Pool-Pah."
 
2013-11-28 05:08:58 AM

calbert: Summoner101: Did he suddenly remember his Charlemagne?

suck it, Trebek.


+1 for each of you.
 
2013-11-28 05:19:16 AM
Bonaventure Island.

Several decades later it's just a hilarious memory, but at the time I'm pretty sure the shiat-deluge involved a wee version of me going "AAAH!!! FISHY BIRD POOP! FISHY BIRD POOP! AAHHHH!!!!"

/ I'll never be over Macho Grande.
 
2013-11-28 06:56:22 AM
I think I heard this lady in the background.

static3.businessinsider.com

Then, doing a GIS, I came across the blog of a family with a little boy named Tripp who died of Epidermolysis bullosa two years ago after 2 years of constant torment. I gotta go home and hug my kid.
 
2013-11-28 06:58:04 AM
Geese are the devil.
 
2013-11-28 07:32:42 AM
Farking Snow Geese.

Around 100,000 of these crap blasting farkers inhabit my suburb every winter. Can't stop em tho.

Goose for dinner anyone?
 
2013-11-28 09:24:45 AM
I was promised a poop video, subby
 
2013-11-28 10:08:12 AM

HeliumAddict: Farking Snow Geese.

Around 100,000 of these crap blasting farkers inhabit my suburb every winter. Can't stop em tho.

Goose for dinner anyone?


You've never lived until you've tasted potato slices fried in goose fat.
 
2013-11-28 10:10:18 AM
Please stop saying oh my God over and over during a video.
 
2013-11-28 10:35:22 AM
PLAY BALL!
 
2013-11-28 12:58:08 PM

GRCooper: I was promised a poop video, subby


I was expecting a bomb on the lens.
 
2013-11-28 01:58:44 PM

lack of warmth: GRCooper: I was promised a poop video, subby

I was expecting a bomb on the lens.


I'm certain we all were
 
2013-11-28 02:53:57 PM

skinink: Please stop saying oh my God over and over during a video.


Came in here solely to say this.
 
2013-11-28 03:07:11 PM
A group of geese is called a "gaggle". A farking, gaggle, subby.
 
2013-11-28 08:11:53 PM
Oh my god.
 
2013-11-28 09:45:57 PM

Katolu: A group of geese is called a "gaggle". A farking, gaggle, subby.


Yes, but "massive gaggle" was deemed too gay a phrase for Fark greenlights. NTTAWWT
 
2013-11-28 10:49:21 PM
One time standing outside the office, messing around on my phone,  a flock of squawking Canadian geese came out nowhere, followed by "TAP... TAP TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP". About a dozen cars in the lot got bombed with shiat. Mine survived... it suffered a mere peppering, though no solid turds.
 
2013-11-29 09:08:05 AM

skinink: Please stop saying oh my God over and over during a video.


OMG, I know, right?
 
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