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2013-11-27 08:24:54 PM
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He'll be fine. Just give him a Snickers.
 
2013-11-27 08:43:02 PM
At least football players get compensated well.
 
2013-11-27 08:57:11 PM

LarryDan43: At least football players get compensated well.


But what if he can't remember any of that sweet post-victory poontang?
 
2013-11-27 09:04:06 PM
"Coach says it's alright to bleed from the ears"
 
2013-11-27 09:08:53 PM
And that last line isn't worthy of a CPS visit? Shiat happens, but if your kid's got a concussion and you  don't get medical help, you are not fit to take care of a child.
 
2013-11-27 09:37:12 PM
Any more of that and he'll be doing physical therapy in Tahiti.

Also, what's a scrum of reporters?  Sounds unhygienic...
 
2013-11-27 09:41:00 PM
And this is why my children will grow up playing soccer.
 
2013-11-27 09:49:47 PM
the kid should have been tested for a concussion at half time if not sooner, i am willing to bet he had one and should have been pulled.
 
2013-11-27 09:58:47 PM

PsiChick: And that last line isn't worthy of a CPS visit? Shiat happens, but if your kid's got a concussion and you  don't get medical help, you are not fit to take care of a child.


what

"Covey's family declined to comment to KUTV.com on whether he received medical attention or to confirm that he has a concussion."
 
2013-11-27 10:03:08 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: PsiChick: And that last line isn't worthy of a CPS visit? Shiat happens, but if your kid's got a concussion and you  don't get medical help, you are not fit to take care of a child.

what

"Covey's family declined to comment to KUTV.com on whether he received medical attention or to confirm that he has a concussion."


...Ah. Yeah, coffee pre-posting, I apparently need it...
 
2013-11-27 10:15:47 PM
Bit have they scanned his cat yet?

/I DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE.
 
2013-11-27 11:14:45 PM
"Unless I have permanent brain damage, which I'm really praying-"

Too late.
 
2013-11-27 11:45:03 PM

Prussian_Roulette: Any more of that and he'll be doing physical therapy in Tahiti.


You know who else got physical therapy in Tahiti?
 
2013-11-27 11:45:46 PM
He needs to sit the rest of the season however long that is. Also not getting a concussion check as soon as he took the hits is just inexcusable.
 
2013-11-28 12:09:30 AM

texdent: Prussian_Roulette: Any more of that and he'll be doing physical therapy in Tahiti.

You know who else got physical therapy in Tahiti?


It's a magical place.
 
2013-11-28 12:12:33 AM
I think the real story here is that someone named their son "Britain".

Some country names work as first names (Chad, I suppose), but Britain isn't one of them.

In fact, of the top of my head, I can only think of Chad.
 
2013-11-28 12:24:58 AM

No Catchy Nickname: I think the real story here is that someone named their son "Britain".

Some country names work as first names (Chad, I suppose), but Britain isn't one of them.

In fact, of the top of my head, I can only think of Chad.


At least they didn't name him Turkey.
 
2013-11-28 01:13:09 AM
 
2013-11-28 01:49:31 AM

kevinatilusa: No Catchy Nickname: I think the real story here is that someone named their son "Britain".

Some country names work as first names (Chad, I suppose), but Britain isn't one of them.

In fact, of the top of my head, I can only think of Chad.

At least they didn't name him Turkey.


I dunno, he could become a pro bowler. Not a Pro Bowler, though. Big difference.
 
2013-11-28 03:09:33 AM

No Catchy Nickname: I think the real story here is that someone named their son "Britain".

Some country names work as first names (Chad, I suppose), but Britain isn't one of them.

In fact, of the top of my head, I can only think of Chad.


No love for Niger?  Please.
 
2013-11-28 04:12:52 AM
organizmx: And this is why my children will grow up playing soccer.


Soccer is the leading cause of concussions in girls...
 
2013-11-28 05:13:04 AM
Decades of Mormon inbreeding.  News at 11.
 
2013-11-28 05:24:40 AM
Going to go to bed soon, so I can't argue it fully, but here is my completely insane belief that won't be liked by anyone and I'll understand: The PCS and CTE issues occurring in contact sports is because of the ground and all of the small hits you don't see in the news.

Just in case it gets that far.

Happy Thanksgiving!
 
2013-11-28 05:49:29 AM

Prussian_Roulette: Any more of that and he'll be doing physical therapy in Tahiti.

Also, what's a scrum of reporters?  Sounds unhygienic...


Nice one... Not 100% sure that show is really doing it for me, but I like the reference either way...
 
2013-11-28 07:50:10 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: LarryDan43: At least football players get compensated well.

But what if he can't remember any of that sweet post-victory poontang?


I don't think that's on the menu in Utah. The only sweet thing they get post-victory is a banana split.
 
2013-11-28 08:06:53 AM

Summoner101: No Catchy Nickname: I think the real story here is that someone named their son "Britain".

Some country names work as first names (Chad, I suppose), but Britain isn't one of them.

In fact, of the top of my head, I can only think of Chad.

No love for Niger?  Please.


Yes, that was one of the first to pop to mind as an prime example of "oh sweet christ, no!"
 
2013-11-28 08:44:24 AM
I like how they brought down the dad to talk to the kid as if it added to their defense.  Has anyone actually met football dads?  Their kid could be in a coma, and they'll want him in.
 
2013-11-28 09:16:50 AM

PsiChick: Bonanza Jellybean: PsiChick: And that last line isn't worthy of a CPS visit? Shiat happens, but if your kid's got a concussion and you  don't get medical help, you are not fit to take care of a child.

what

"Covey's family declined to comment to KUTV.com on whether he received medical attention or to confirm that he has a concussion."

...Ah. Yeah, coffee pre-posting, I apparently need it...



It doesn't matter either way.  Not all parents are medical doctors, so not everyone has the training to be able to determine if their kid got a concussion or not.  Probably not a good idea to start punishing parents because they aren't medical doctors.
 
2013-11-28 10:18:37 AM

organizmx: And this is why my children will grow up playing soccer.


I played three years of high school ball and learned many life lessons from it that you can't learn from soccer.
 
2013-11-28 01:21:47 PM

lennavan: PsiChick: Bonanza Jellybean: PsiChick: And that last line isn't worthy of a CPS visit? Shiat happens, but if your kid's got a concussion and you  don't get medical help, you are not fit to take care of a child.

what

"Covey's family declined to comment to KUTV.com on whether he received medical attention or to confirm that he has a concussion."

...Ah. Yeah, coffee pre-posting, I apparently need it...

It doesn't matter either way.  Not all parents are medical doctors, so not everyone has the training to be able to determine if their kid got a concussion or not.  Probably not a good idea to start punishing parents because they aren't medical doctors.


Buuut if your kid can't remember the plays, you need to  take him to a doctor, which was my original point. If you  aren't, yes, that does call into question your parenting ability.
 
2013-11-28 01:47:25 PM

kevinatilusa: No Catchy Nickname: I think the real story here is that someone named their son "Britain".

Some country names work as first names (Chad, I suppose), but Britain isn't one of them.

In fact, of the top of my head, I can only think of Chad.

At least they didn't name him Turkey.


Turkey Greece?
 
2013-11-28 02:07:06 PM

JPINFV: kevinatilusa: No Catchy Nickname: I think the real story here is that someone named their son "Britain".

Some country names work as first names (Chad, I suppose), but Britain isn't one of them.

In fact, of the top of my head, I can only think of Chad.

At least they didn't name him Turkey.

Turkey Greece?


His friends call him Gravy.
 
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