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(Gawker)   "I'm spending 28 days knitting from wool that I've inserted in my vagina"   (gawker.com) divider line 66
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2013-11-27 02:45:55 PM  
Just when you think you've seen it all.

why, just why?
 
2013-11-27 02:51:09 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Just when you think you've seen it all.

why, just why?


Because Attention Whore.
 
2013-11-27 03:01:20 PM  
I really hope she's knitting a cock sock.

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2013-11-27 03:06:51 PM  
o_O
 
2013-11-27 03:15:09 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Just when you think you've seen it all.

why, just why?


It's the equivalent of "Put a bird on it; it's art."

"Unnecessarily involve your vagina; it challenges the patriarchy."
 
2013-11-27 03:20:04 PM  
Merry Christmas.   I made this for you.
i105.photobucket.com

Go ahead, put it on...
 
2013-11-27 03:21:04 PM  
I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2013-11-27 03:22:16 PM  
If I want a fishy smelling wool sweater, I'll go to Newfoundland.
 
2013-11-27 03:22:46 PM  
So... it's a period piece?
 
2013-11-27 03:23:25 PM  
If they queef will a mitten pop out?
 
2013-11-27 03:30:05 PM  
Well, there's probably SOMETHING more stupid than this.
 
2013-11-27 03:56:35 PM  
Fruit of the Womb
 
2013-11-27 04:01:10 PM  

grokca: If I want a fishy smelling wool sweater, I'll go to Newfoundland.


THREAD OVER
 
2013-11-27 04:07:37 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So... it's a period piece?


*shudders*

Dyed in the wool, indeed.
 
2013-11-27 04:08:54 PM  
real artist would have knitted from her public hair as it grew.

Way to phone it in.
 
2013-11-27 04:15:07 PM  

wilwheaton.typepad.com

 
2013-11-27 05:03:59 PM  
A muff?
 
2013-11-27 05:05:44 PM  

Ivo Shandor: A muff?


Meh.  Derivative.
 
2013-11-27 05:06:05 PM  
She can crochet from her crotch, eh.
 
2013-11-27 05:07:57 PM  
cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com

/Never has this pic worked on so many levels
 
2013-11-27 05:09:58 PM  
Wouldn't that dry things out? I would think that would be uncomfortable.
 
2013-11-27 05:11:33 PM  
Seriously? Wow, i thought i had seen it all. I have officially reached the end of the internets. But before i go, i have a few things to say. Ahem....

/You, Madam, are no "Artist" even in a loose sense of the word. Heh. Sitting naked while you knit from fiber pulled out of your cavernous vag is not art, esp when it's bloody covered in bloody menstrual fluids. God. You are no more an artist than kindergärtners slapping paint on a canvas. You are, an attention whore. These "performances" are for people like you, who have no talent at actual Art, and no..nobody in the audience is watching you because they think you're brave, or cool. They are watching out of sick fascination that some nasty slut is weaving a scarf out of bloody wool she is yanking out of her leaking vag. I think you're more of a extrovert who gets off on showing people her bloody cootie. Not that its a deal breaker, but don't insult real artists that have honed their actual craft by comparing yourself to them.. You, Madam, are not among those.
 
2013-11-27 05:12:20 PM  
I saw side muff.
 
2013-11-27 05:13:21 PM  

FloydA: Merry Christmas.   I made this for you.
[i105.photobucket.com image 640x360]

Go ahead, put it on...


you are a bad person, and you should feel bad. lolz
 
2013-11-27 05:14:04 PM  
During shark week, does it make a tie died effect?
 
2013-11-27 05:19:57 PM  
Enjoy your toxic shock syndrome.
 
2013-11-27 05:54:55 PM  

Earguy: Enjoy your toxic shock sock syndrome.

 
2013-11-27 05:59:47 PM  

grokca: If I want a fishy smelling wool sweater, I'll go to Newfoundland.


...and we're done here folks! Tip the servers -- I'll turn out the lights. G'night, y'all!
 
2013-11-27 06:00:15 PM  
I blame rope culture.
 
2013-11-27 06:01:37 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So... it's a period piece?


scottydoesntknow: If they queef will a mitten pop out?


calbert: Fruit of the Womb


Ivo Shandor: A muff?


Oops -- last minute talent took the stage. And NOW we're done.  I'll still turn out the lights.
 
2013-11-27 06:08:15 PM  
I'm tired of hearing about women's crochet fruit!

www.crochetspot.com
 
2013-11-27 06:12:09 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: MaudlinMutantMollusk: So... it's a period piece?

scottydoesntknow: If they queef will a mitten pop out?

calbert: Fruit of the Womb

Ivo Shandor: A muff?

Oops -- last minute talent took the stage. And NOW we're done.  I'll still turn out the lights.


this is a darn good thread
 
2013-11-27 06:20:07 PM  
♫ Pullin' yarns from mah hoo-hah... I'mma jus'... pullin' yarns from mah hoo-hah.. ♫
 
2013-11-27 06:22:17 PM  
Knit one, pube two
 
2013-11-27 06:23:29 PM  
Obviously she hasn't heard the oft-repeated bit of wisdom heard here on Fark: 'don't stick it in crazy'...
 
2013-11-27 06:24:23 PM  
"The performance wouldn't be a performance if I were going to cut out my menstrual cycle from it."
"The performance wouldn't be a performance if I were going to cut out my menstrual cycle from it."
"The performance wouldn't be a performance if I were going to cut out my menstrual cycle from it."

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WTF?
 
2013-11-27 06:43:19 PM  
doyner:

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"...and why does this smell like tuna fish dressed in rancid ketchup?"

 
2013-11-27 07:24:12 PM  

LesserEvil: doyner:
img.fark.net
[img.fark.net image 360x480]"...and why does this smell like tuna fish dressed in rancid ketchup?"


That sweater was knitted entirely with white yarn.
 
2013-11-27 07:37:03 PM  
That's why it's called crotcheting.
 
2013-11-27 07:47:49 PM  
Here's a clue that you might be crazy: You think this has any merit whatsoever as art.
 
2013-11-27 07:57:28 PM  
I didn't know Yolandi retired.
 
2013-11-27 08:33:34 PM  
Has anyone told this "feminist craftivist" that we're in the 21st century, and women have generally moved on from sitting around and knitting all day?
 
2013-11-27 09:00:17 PM  

calbert: Earguy: Enjoy your toxic shock sock syndrome.


Slow clap dot gif.
 
2013-11-27 09:34:16 PM  
Cool. I spunked in your coffee.
 
2013-11-27 09:38:16 PM  
I, for one, am inspired by this.  My next project, which I've already lined up and scheduled to begin mid-December, will be to spend 28 days knitting a sweater from wool I've inserted into my anus.  It's going to be a turdle neck.
 
2013-11-27 09:38:46 PM  
This reminds me of another "performance artist" who would strip naked on stage and stuff yams up her ass. Pro tip: never go to Thanksgiving dinner at her house.
 
2013-11-27 10:11:54 PM  
Oh for christ farking sake, I saw this shiat 40 years ago in art school. There was a girl (I won't even show her the respect of calling her a woman) who "drew" on a piece of paper with her crotch while she was having her period. It was stupid then, it was stupid now, and frankly it merely underscores the fact that, in general, women are not as good artists as men (having said that, two of my favorite artists of all time are Kathe Kollwitz and Mary Cassatt). One can hardly blame her because art in general is in such bad shape this kind of crap fits right in. Vito Acconci also gave a talk at our school back in the 70's. His big piece was an installation in which he had built a platform in a gallery space, lay underneath it, and masturbated loudly whenever someone walked above him. Same stupid idea.

The big problem is the modernist obsession with self-expression. Fark self-expression. Give me good old fashioned other-expression any day.
 
2013-11-27 10:17:55 PM  

clambam: Oh for christ farking sake, I saw this shiat 40 years ago in art school. There was a girl (I won't even show her the respect of calling her a woman) who "drew" on a piece of paper with her crotch while she was having her period. It was stupid then, it was stupid now, and frankly it merely underscores the fact that, in general, women are not as good artists as men (having said that, two of my favorite artists of all time are Kathe Kollwitz and Mary Cassatt). One can hardly blame her because art in general is in such bad shape this kind of crap fits right in. Vito Acconci also gave a talk at our school back in the 70's. His big piece was an installation in which he had built a platform in a gallery space, lay underneath it, and masturbated loudly whenever someone walked above him. Same stupid idea.

The big problem is the modernist obsession with self-expression. Fark self-expression. Give me good old fashioned other-expression any day.


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2013-11-27 10:32:12 PM  
It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and  knitting and  knitting!
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-27 10:35:49 PM  
Damned if she doesn't look like one of the girls in 'Billy Jack'.
 
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