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(Dayton Daily News)   Not news: A club of old white men in rural Ohio. Still not news: members include a newspaper editor and low-level elected officials. Fark: busted for public indecency in a park   (daytondailynews.com) divider line 71
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2013-11-27 04:04:26 PM
I have it on good authority that this was merely a gathering of older gentleman upset (or "sour", if you will) about property tax rates. This is simply an attempts to smear a gathering of the "Lemon Party".
 
2013-11-27 04:30:28 PM
I never understood why men seek sex on public restrooms. Seems really gross to me.

But a lesbian friend had a good point. They are so far in the closet; it's the only way they can meet men for "recreational activities."
 
2013-11-27 05:47:40 PM
i41.tinypic.com

/gag
 
2013-11-27 05:48:13 PM
Really.............I mean really............and people can't feed their kids but this is OK.
 
2013-11-27 05:50:45 PM
No! I was just peeing! Really!
s.mcstatic.com
Yeah yeah. Me too! I was just peeing!
 
2013-11-27 05:51:52 PM
Is the whole town gay or what?
 
2013-11-27 05:52:25 PM
And the obligatory...
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-11-27 05:52:36 PM

AirForceVet: I never understood why men seek sex on public restrooms. Seems really gross to me.

But a lesbian friend had a good point. They are so far in the closet; it's the only way they can meet men for "recreational activities."


upload.wikimedia.org

Not cruising for guys.  WIDE STANCE!!!
 
2013-11-27 05:53:22 PM
Good God step into the 21st century. Grindr, Growlr, Scruff etc.

Its easier than ordering pizza.
 
2013-11-27 05:57:33 PM
sexual activity with a male
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Damn. Wonder if it's the same guy each time?
 
2013-11-27 05:57:48 PM

gopher321: [i41.tinypic.com image 850x636]

/gag


OMG, my thoughts exactly. Bless you, Gopher321.

PS: A very happy Thanksgiving to everyone.
 
2013-11-27 05:57:53 PM

gopher321: /gag


my thoughts exactly

/now I need to repress that memory again
 
2013-11-27 05:58:07 PM
I'm waiting for some decent captures from "surveillance" to show up here.
 
2013-11-27 05:58:54 PM
Gerry Drees, 53, of Russia. Drees is a volunteer firefighter with the Russia Fire Department. Drees faces one count of public indecency after video surveillance captured him walking around inside the park without any clothes on.

In Ohio Russia, video takes YOU!
 
2013-11-27 05:59:06 PM
(Assuming you're in the closet)
Which is worse - having it in the paper you were doing some dude at the park or getting busted yanking it watching dudes doing other dudes in the park?

I guess it's a bad day to have my login.
 
2013-11-27 05:59:51 PM
Old man orgies are awesome. Wash down some mollies with geritol and listen to Bing Crosby while you suck multiple withered limp dicks smelling of mothballs.
 
2013-11-27 06:00:52 PM

AirForceVet: I never understood why men seek sex on public restrooms. Seems really gross to me.

But a lesbian friend had a good point. They are so far in the closet; it's the only way they can meet men for "recreational activities."


I would say your friend is a lesbian and therefore knows nothing about man sex. The 'only way'? LOL! Silly lesbian.
 
2013-11-27 06:01:31 PM

MBooda: Gerry Drees, 53, of Russia. Drees is a volunteer firefighter with the Russia Fire Department. Drees faces one count of public indecency after video surveillance captured him walking around inside the park without any clothes on.

In Ohio Russia, video takes YOU!


Russia is pronounced "ROO-shee"
Lima is pronounced "LIE-ma"
Versailles is pronounced "ver-SALES"
New Bremen is prounounced "new BREE-man"
Toledo is pronounced "ta-LEE-do"

I could go on...
 
2013-11-27 06:02:18 PM

berylman: Old man orgies are awesome. Wash down some mollies with geritol and listen to Bing Crosby while you suck multiple withered limp dicks smelling of mothballs.


QA-like typing detected
 
2013-11-27 06:09:07 PM
So it's "public" because they setup up cameras to surveille a bunch of  guys who snuck off to some quiet place to have sex?

Seems more like hunting down gays to me.
 
2013-11-27 06:11:00 PM

AirForceVet: I never understood why men seek sex on public restrooms. Seems really gross to me.

But a lesbian friend had a good point. They are so far in the closet; it's the only way they can meet men for "recreational activities."


I don't think there is any truth to that. I think even if they were in a long term committed relationship they would say "I'm feeling frisky. Let's go to the park". They have sex in public places because they enjoy it.
 
2013-11-27 06:11:55 PM
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2013-11-27 06:13:43 PM
This stuff has been going on around these parts since I can remember.    I just assumed it happened in other parts of the country, too.  I can remember seeing our high school guidance councilor's car at the local state park all the time.  Everyone knew what was going on, it was basically an open secret.  That guidance councilor was eventually busted for exposing himself in a secluded men's restroom at the local University's student union.  He's still around though and clerks at the local hardware store.  Like i said, it wasn't a life ender since it was an open secret.  Obviously they didn't want him around kids anymore, but whatever...
 
2013-11-27 06:14:37 PM
David Murray, 51, of Sidney. Muray was charged with one count of public indecency after he was observed masturbating while sitting in his vehicle in the parking lot of the park.

No, no, you're supposed to poison pigeons in the park... not choke chickens.
 
2013-11-27 06:16:55 PM
I remember back in the 80's it happened in my home town.  They caught a teacher or two and some local business men fooling around on a regular basis in a public restroom.  I guess they were looking to spice up their banal lives.
 
2013-11-27 06:17:36 PM
What a repressed, farked up country we live in
 
2013-11-27 06:18:46 PM
Are all public parks like Studio 54, or just certain ones? Like that bathroom the senator got caught in. It was apparently notorious. Is it like that with parks? Gotta know where to go?
 
2013-11-27 06:21:09 PM
Godscrack ,

Not that I agree with undercover police replicating gay male hookup rituals in public airports, but hanging out in parks and letting it all hang out?

Literally, get a room. Also they have these things called gay bars.  But that might mean coming out of the closet.
 
2013-11-27 06:21:32 PM

eastiowa: Is the whole town gay or what?


Looks like they're all from different towns.  Maybe this location is central for all of them.
 
2013-11-27 06:24:21 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Are all public parks like Studio 54, or just certain ones? Like that bathroom the senator got caught in. It was apparently notorious. Is it like that with parks? Gotta know where to go?


The 3rd floor men's room in the university library was supposedly the spot when I was in college.
 
2013-11-27 06:25:49 PM
Old dude sucks another dude's dick. Ain't no thing?
 
2013-11-27 06:25:57 PM
That's not wax on the sliding pond.
 
2013-11-27 06:27:35 PM
Honey, I think you've got a right to know what happened. I went out driving, because, as you know, I LOVE driving, when suddenly, I had to take the biggest PEE in the world! So, uh, I saw this washroom! So I stopped in, but it was full of those TYPES. You know, QUEERS and QUEENIES! So, one of them tried to KISS me, and I said, "no! No! No, no, no, no, no!" But he JUST KEPT KISSING ME. Why would he do that?
 
2013-11-27 06:32:58 PM
I bet they are Republican.
 
2013-11-27 06:33:26 PM
The Onion said it best. But seriously, why not spend that money on prosecuting violent criminals and high volume drug dealers? Surely, as one commenter pointed out, they could have issued warnings and possibly some tickets with little fanfare, to end the nuisance. Oh wait, that might be actual work and not get nearly as much press. It's all about the press and numbers.
 
2013-11-27 06:36:03 PM

FrancoFile: MBooda: Gerry Drees, 53, of Russia. Drees is a volunteer firefighter with the Russia Fire Department. Drees faces one count of public indecency after video surveillance captured him walking around inside the park without any clothes on.

In Ohio Russia, video takes YOU!

Russia is pronounced "ROO-shee"
Lima is pronounced "LIE-ma"
Versailles is pronounced "ver-SALES"
New Bremen is prounounced "new BREE-man"
Toledo is pronounced "ta-LEE-do"

I could go on...


Milan (MY-lin) is one of my faves.

/Live in Wadsworth, near Medina (Me-DINE-uh)
 
2013-11-27 06:41:26 PM

suburbanguy: FrancoFile: MBooda: Gerry Drees, 53, of Russia. Drees is a volunteer firefighter with the Russia Fire Department. Drees faces one count of public indecency after video surveillance captured him walking around inside the park without any clothes on.

In Ohio Russia, video takes YOU!

Russia is pronounced "ROO-shee"
Lima is pronounced "LIE-ma"
Versailles is pronounced "ver-SALES"
New Bremen is prounounced "new BREE-man"
Toledo is pronounced "ta-LEE-do"

I could go on...

Milan (MY-lin) is one of my faves.

/Live in Wadsworth, near Medina (Me-DINE-uh)


Nevada (nuh-VAY-duh) here in MO has always made me crazy.

Moreso Versailles, but it was mentioned.
 
2013-11-27 06:50:08 PM

GoodDoctorB: suburbanguy: FrancoFile: MBooda: Gerry Drees, 53, of Russia. Drees is a volunteer firefighter with the Russia Fire Department. Drees faces one count of public indecency after video surveillance captured him walking around inside the park without any clothes on.

In Ohio Russia, video takes YOU!

Russia is pronounced "ROO-shee"
Lima is pronounced "LIE-ma"
Versailles is pronounced "ver-SALES"
New Bremen is prounounced "new BREE-man"
Toledo is pronounced "ta-LEE-do"

I could go on...

Milan (MY-lin) is one of my faves.

/Live in Wadsworth, near Medina (Me-DINE-uh)

Nevada (nuh-VAY-duh) here in MO has always made me crazy.

Moreso Versailles, but it was mentioned.


Here in Asheville we have a highway that is names Leicester Hwy.  A lot of people try to pronounce it LEE-ces-ter.  It's Les-ter.
 
2013-11-27 06:54:20 PM

Enemabag Jones: Godscrack ,

Not that I agree with undercover police replicating gay male hookup rituals in public airports, but hanging out in parks and letting it all hang out?
Literally, get a room. Also they have these things called gay bars.  But that might mean coming out of the closet.


Yea, I agree with the room thing. But it's too formal, there's no danger in that. The anonymity is part of the turn on. But some of these guys get too bold. They get too confident so they don't give a shiat, then they get busted. Police surveillance let them go on and on, and see how many more people they can get in their trap. Authorities love public humiliation of gay people. Homophobes love it. And the public eats it up too.

So they end up getting all these people, pillars of society, celebrities, 'straight' married fathers and grandfathers, regualar guys who just wanted to find another kind of affection.

In some states, they started building children's playgrounds very close to public restrooms where men are know to gather. That way when someone gets busted for indecent exposure, they also tack on 'exposing to a child' or some other child like sex charge to really destroy the offender, even though he has no interest at all in children. It's quite a racket they have.

They look for any legal way to completely destroy someone just for displaying any form of affection for the same sex. In public or otherwise.
 
2013-11-27 06:55:14 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-27 06:55:26 PM

CJHardin: GoodDoctorB: suburbanguy: FrancoFile: MBooda: Gerry Drees, 53, of Russia. Drees is a volunteer firefighter with the Russia Fire Department. Drees faces one count of public indecency after video surveillance captured him walking around inside the park without any clothes on.

In Ohio Russia, video takes YOU!

Russia is pronounced "ROO-shee"
Lima is pronounced "LIE-ma"
Versailles is pronounced "ver-SALES"
New Bremen is prounounced "new BREE-man"
Toledo is pronounced "ta-LEE-do"

I could go on...

Milan (MY-lin) is one of my faves.

/Live in Wadsworth, near Medina (Me-DINE-uh)

Nevada (nuh-VAY-duh) here in MO has always made me crazy.

Moreso Versailles, but it was mentioned.

Here in Asheville we have a highway that is names Leicester Hwy.  A lot of people try to pronounce it LEE-ces-ter.  It's Les-ter.


As is the original in the UK.
 
2013-11-27 07:04:34 PM
The town is a bit of a shiathole. Glad I don't know any of the names.
 
2013-11-27 07:06:18 PM

CJHardin: GoodDoctorB: suburbanguy: FrancoFile: MBooda: Gerry Drees, 53, of Russia. Drees is a volunteer firefighter with the Russia Fire Department. Drees faces one count of public indecency after video surveillance captured him walking around inside the park without any clothes on.

In Ohio Russia, video takes YOU!

Russia is pronounced "ROO-shee"
Lima is pronounced "LIE-ma"
Versailles is pronounced "ver-SALES"
New Bremen is prounounced "new BREE-man"
Toledo is pronounced "ta-LEE-do"

I could go on...

Milan (MY-lin) is one of my faves.

/Live in Wadsworth, near Medina (Me-DINE-uh)

Nevada (nuh-VAY-duh) here in MO has always made me crazy.

Moreso Versailles, but it was mentioned.

Here in Asheville we have a highway that is names Leicester Hwy.  A lot of people try to pronounce it LEE-ces-ter.  It's Les-ter.




images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-11-27 07:12:39 PM

WrongTrousers: CJHardin: GoodDoctorB: suburbanguy: FrancoFile: MBooda: Gerry Drees, 53, of Russia. Drees is a volunteer firefighter with the Russia Fire Department. Drees faces one count of public indecency after video surveillance captured him walking around inside the park without any clothes on.

In Ohio Russia, video takes YOU!

Russia is pronounced "ROO-shee"
Lima is pronounced "LIE-ma"
Versailles is pronounced "ver-SALES"
New Bremen is prounounced "new BREE-man"
Toledo is pronounced "ta-LEE-do"

I could go on...

Milan (MY-lin) is one of my faves.

/Live in Wadsworth, near Medina (Me-DINE-uh)

Nevada (nuh-VAY-duh) here in MO has always made me crazy.

Moreso Versailles, but it was mentioned.

Here in Asheville we have a highway that is names Leicester Hwy.  A lot of people try to pronounce it LEE-ces-ter.  It's Les-ter.


Lol. This is the best thread derailing evar.

There's Cairo (KAY-roh) in IL.
 
2013-11-27 07:19:36 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-27 07:23:53 PM

AirForceVet: But a lesbian friend had a good point. They are so far in the closet; it's the only way they can meet men for "recreational activities."


Do her a favor and tell her about match.com. (and a dozen other national mainstream dating sites)
 
2013-11-27 07:33:07 PM

Peter von Nostrand: What a repressed, farked up country we live in


What country do you live in?
 
2013-11-27 08:03:18 PM

GoodDoctorB: suburbanguy: FrancoFile: MBooda: Gerry Drees, 53, of Russia. Drees is a volunteer firefighter with the Russia Fire Department. Drees faces one count of public indecency after video surveillance captured him walking around inside the park without any clothes on.

In Ohio Russia, video takes YOU!

Russia is pronounced "ROO-shee"
Lima is pronounced "LIE-ma"
Versailles is pronounced "ver-SALES"
New Bremen is prounounced "new BREE-man"
Toledo is pronounced "ta-LEE-do"

I could go on...

Milan (MY-lin) is one of my faves.

/Live in Wadsworth, near Medina (Me-DINE-uh)

Nevada (nuh-VAY-duh) here in MO has always made me crazy.

Moreso Versailles, but it was mentioned.


Oh, come on...all this talk about weird Ohio pronunciations and nothing about the home of Bob Evans, Rio Grande (RYE-o Grand)?
 
2013-11-27 08:05:11 PM

Godscrack: [imageshack.us image 535x654]


Obviously you have never been surprised by two old dudes being inappropriately amorous in a public park's washroom.
 
2013-11-27 08:07:33 PM
So, exactly how much of a beating would I receive if I were go to Versailles and pronounce its name correctly to one of the locals?
 
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