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(MLive.com)   Phones don't shoot upskirt photos, people shoot upskirt photos   (mlive.com) divider line 62
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2013-11-27 04:15:03 PM
He admitted to using the camera at Aldi and Meijer stores on Alpine Avenue NW.

Is this a step up from People of Walmart?


/likes Aldi
 
2013-11-27 04:32:21 PM
If they didn't wear a skirt they wouldn't invite people to take pictures.


/likes Meijer
 
2013-11-27 04:53:14 PM
Like most other things in life, just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
 
2013-11-27 05:38:58 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-27 05:39:14 PM
Upskirt thread ?
 
2013-11-27 05:40:46 PM
If you outlaw upskirts...
 
2013-11-27 05:40:55 PM

scottydoesntknow: Like most other things in life, just because you can, doesn't mean you should.


Corollary: unless you are providing the source for upskirt photos -in which case proceed (with caution) .
 
2013-11-27 05:41:05 PM
"Police say he used a camera to take pictures of womens' undergarments and private areas underneath their skirts at Grand Rapids area grocery stores."

Yeah, all the hot chicks are at the grocery store.

Also, it's "women's." "Women" is already plural. To make it possessive, add 's.

The more you know ...
 
2013-11-27 05:42:42 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: scottydoesntknow: Like most other things in life, just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Corollary: unless you are providing the source for upskirt photos -in which case proceed (with caution) .


Approved.
 
2013-11-27 05:43:14 PM
The difference between photos of panties and a bikini bottom is ... intent?
 
2013-11-27 05:43:57 PM
Well, if the phones can't do that themselves, we'll have to improve the design.
 
2013-11-27 05:44:32 PM
I hate when I duct tape the camera inside the toilet and then they decide to flush.
 
2013-11-27 05:44:43 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Also, it's "women's." "Women" is already plural. To make it possessive, add 's.

The more you know ...


So you think women are possessions?

I keed I keed
 
2013-11-27 05:46:53 PM
These idiots need to find the upskirt porn sites and get a grip. But at least the dude made it easy by admitting to everything.
 
2013-11-27 05:46:57 PM

scottydoesntknow: Because People in power are Stupid: scottydoesntknow: Like most other things in life, just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Corollary: unless you are providing the source for upskirt photos -in which case proceed (with caution) .

Approved.


Porn is only acceptable with willing participants.
 
2013-11-27 05:47:27 PM
Just don't get caught by another camera.
 
2013-11-27 05:52:30 PM
As part of his probation, he is not to purchase or use sexually stimulating materials

Denying porn from someone who has already demonstrated they are willing to act on a fantasy seems like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.
 
2013-11-27 05:55:55 PM

Zombalupagus: As part of his probation, he is not to purchase or use sexually stimulating materials

Denying porn from someone who has already demonstrated they are willing to act on a fantasy seems like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.


Agreed. This is kinda farked up.

Wanking materials have never hurt anyone when the materials themselves were derived from willing participants.
 
2013-11-27 05:58:03 PM
I've never understood the whole upskirt kink. Few women actually go around wearing a skirt and no panties, so all you really see is some underwear.
 
2013-11-27 05:59:36 PM
Never wondered how foam rubber was made till this article. Off to Google I go.
 
2013-11-27 06:00:39 PM
capturing or distributing an image of an unclothed person

Well if they didn't want people to take pictures they shouldn't have been wandering around naked.


skinink: These idiots need to find the upskirt porn sites and get a grip.


Poor guy can't even do that now.

As part of his probation, he is not to purchase or use sexually stimulating materials
 
2013-11-27 06:01:09 PM
He said he bought the camera because of "trouble with a neighbor" and he apparently wanted to collect evidence. But nothing happened with the neighbor, he said, so he began using the camera for other purposes.

Not to mention the neighbor had a skinny butt and refused to wear a skirt.
 
2013-11-27 06:01:11 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Zombalupagus: As part of his probation, he is not to purchase or use sexually stimulating materials

Denying porn from someone who has already demonstrated they are willing to act on a fantasy seems like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Agreed. This is kinda farked up.

Wanking materials have never hurt anyone when the materials themselves were derived from willing participants.


The you can never own a camera thing seems oddly punitive too
 
2013-11-27 06:03:19 PM

NickelP: Because People in power are Stupid: Zombalupagus: As part of his probation, he is not to purchase or use sexually stimulating materials

Denying porn from someone who has already demonstrated they are willing to act on a fantasy seems like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Agreed. This is kinda farked up.

Wanking materials have never hurt anyone when the materials themselves were derived from willing participants.

The you can never own a camera thing seems oddly punitive too


That doesn't have as much to do with relieving urges. Unless you have an urge to own a camera, which is attached to ever good smart phone.
 
2013-11-27 06:03:55 PM

ReapTheChaos: I've never understood the whole upskirt kink. Few women actually go around wearing a skirt and no panties, so all you really see is some underwear.


Agreed. Its not like its difficult to find willing 'donors'...except on Fark (although folklore of PiE abounds).
 
2013-11-27 06:06:19 PM

ReapTheChaos: I've never understood the whole upskirt kink. Few women actually go around wearing a skirt and no panties, so all you really see is some underwear.


I think it's a combination of two things.  First - it's a power thing.  "I'm doing this to them and they can't stop me. Mwah-ha-ha-ha!".  Second, they know it's illegal/bad/naughty and part of the thrill is the risk of getting caught.
 
2013-11-27 06:09:50 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: NickelP: Because People in power are Stupid: Zombalupagus: As part of his probation, he is not to purchase or use sexually stimulating materials

Denying porn from someone who has already demonstrated they are willing to act on a fantasy seems like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Agreed. This is kinda farked up.

Wanking materials have never hurt anyone when the materials themselves were derived from willing participants.

The you can never own a camera thing seems oddly punitive too

That doesn't have as much to do with relieving urges. Unless you have an urge to own a camera, which is attached to ever good smart phone.


It just reminds me of when folks miss child support or get a drug conviction and the first thing they do is suspend their drivers license. Not that he didn't fark up but it seems unnecessary and more burdensome than punitary.
 
2013-11-27 06:10:45 PM

ReapTheChaos: I've never understood the whole upskirt kink. Few women actually go around wearing a skirt and no panties, so all you really see is some underwear.


Everybody has different kink.  I knew this guy when I worked at GM.  He would come right out ask a chick if she would take off her shoe so he could see her foot.  He was obsessed by them.  If you heard him talk about it, you could almost swear he was shooting in his pants at the thought.  Another guy, wouldn't even give a woman under 300 lbs the time of day.  The bigger the better.  The funny thing is there were others like him because his locker was full of porn with 500 lb women.  They would show up around break time and they would trade videos.
 
2013-11-27 06:12:08 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: scottydoesntknow: Because People in power are Stupid: scottydoesntknow: Like most other things in life, just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Corollary: unless you are providing the source for upskirt photos -in which case proceed (with caution) .

Approved.

Porn is only acceptable with willing participants.


Then you're definitely not going to like Thursday nights.
 
2013-11-27 06:26:09 PM

ReapTheChaos: I've never understood the whole upskirt kink. Few women actually go around wearing a skirt and no panties, so all you really see is some underwear.


ya think?  Don't be so sure.
 
2013-11-27 06:27:39 PM

ReapTheChaos: I've never understood the whole upskirt kink. Few women actually go around wearing a skirt and no panties, so all you really see is some underwear.


Me either. It's just not sexy. It's the most staid, dull genre of pornography.
 
2013-11-27 06:35:11 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Corollary: unless you are providing the source for upskirt photos -in which case proceed (with caution) .



/looks around hopefully, plans to return later
 
2013-11-27 06:35:38 PM
TFA " the charge does not require Kosinski to register as a sex offender because it did not involve victims who are 17 or younger "

WTF?! He's not a sex offender because he took photos of girls over 17? What's the difference?

martid4: I hate when I duct tape the camera inside the toilet and then they decide to flush.


Get a waterproof camera or get one of these (Good stuff. I lost my s3 last year in a river that was 15 feet deep, found it after 3 hours at the bottom and not a drop of water got in.)

ReapTheChaos: I've never understood the whole upskirt kink. Few women actually go around wearing a skirt and no panties, so all you really see is some underwear.


Close enough.
 
2013-11-27 06:45:27 PM
is there not enough porn on the internets? for fark sakes perverts...just use the resources we have painstakingly created and leave innocent people out of it.
 
2013-11-27 07:03:23 PM

Barricaded Gunman: Because People in power are Stupid: Corollary: unless you are providing the source for upskirt photos -in which case proceed (with caution) .


/looks around hopefully, plans to return later


There is something on Fark that we call BIE. But it can't be someone else's BIE because that is just wrong.
 
2013-11-27 07:03:42 PM

you_idiot: The difference between photos of panties and a bikini bottom is ... intent?


Consent. Which is the woman showing INTENTIONALLY for your view?
 
2013-11-27 07:08:58 PM

Zombalupagus: As part of his probation, he is not to purchase or use sexually stimulating materials

Denying porn from someone who has already demonstrated they are willing to act on a fantasy seems like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.


Well, you know that they'll consider it a punishment.

... seriously, though, I hope this guy's lawyer made it clear to him exactly how much of a bullet he dodged by only getting time served and probation, and not getting put on the offender list.  This judge is basically unique in the nation for being a reasonable person that won't knee-jerk and throw the book on this.
 
2013-11-27 07:19:13 PM
"Grand Rapids foam rubber factory."

And he wants to be their latex salesman...
 
2013-11-27 07:26:07 PM
Just wait until Google Sock® is finalized.
 
2013-11-27 07:30:54 PM
I knew a grocery manager, who got caught doing this on the job.  He was arrested, lost his job and his wife.  I heard about it in the news, then I found out a coworker was to be his soon ex.
 
2013-11-27 07:56:26 PM
oh, Dayton. you never fail to impress

/moved away
 
2013-11-27 07:59:44 PM

Random Name Generator: oh, Dayton. you never fail to impress

/moved away


Wrong thread. derp.
 
2013-11-27 08:31:39 PM
 
2013-11-27 08:36:44 PM
No links to some photos..   you guys a losing your skills
 
2013-11-27 08:57:01 PM

cig-mkr: Upskirt thread ?


On fark?
 
2013-11-27 09:10:07 PM

fusillade762: capturing or distributing an image of an unclothed person

Well if they didn't want people to take pictures they shouldn't have been wandering around naked.


skinink: These idiots need to find the upskirt porn sites and get a grip.

Poor guy can't even do that now.

As part of his probation, he is not to purchase or use sexually stimulating materials


Rule 34 is going to limit this guy's activities.
 
2013-11-27 09:21:09 PM

vicioushobbit: you_idiot: The difference between photos of panties and a bikini bottom is ... intent?

Consent. Which is the woman showing INTENTIONALLY for your view?


A woman wearing a bikini is NOT an invitation for men to objectify her.
 
2013-11-27 09:26:55 PM

GoldSpider: vicioushobbit: you_idiot: The difference between photos of panties and a bikini bottom is ... intent?

Consent. Which is the woman showing INTENTIONALLY for your view?

A woman wearing a bikini is NOT an invitation for men to objectify her.


Who needs an invitation? It's open bar.
 
2013-11-27 10:12:21 PM

GoldSpider: vicioushobbit: you_idiot: The difference between photos of panties and a bikini bottom is ... intent?

Consent. Which is the woman showing INTENTIONALLY for your view?

A woman wearing a bikini is NOT an invitation for men to objectify her.


Yeah, right...
 
2013-11-27 10:27:59 PM

GoldSpider: vicioushobbit: you_idiot: The difference between photos of panties and a bikini bottom is ... intent?

Consent. Which is the woman showing INTENTIONALLY for your view?

A woman wearing a bikini is NOT an invitation for men to objectify her.


That is true. I was rather trying to state that when one is wearing a bikini in public, one expects that they might be seen (not implying objectification, just they are visible to the public) however one expects one's underwear to remain hidden from public view.

Thus, bikini she is consenting view, but upskirt she is not.
 
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