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(Detroit Free Press)   Turns out that shields made of vibranium can hold off a Skrull attack, the downside is that it is apparently toxic to children   (freep.com ) divider line
    More: Scary, Toyland, Toys R Us, Toy Industry Association, U.S. PIRG  
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2013-11-27 11:28:13 AM  
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2013-11-27 12:30:59 PM  
Bucky Barnes unavailable to comment.
 
2013-11-27 12:32:09 PM  
Done in one.
 
2013-11-27 12:33:59 PM  
But then again, so are Skrull attacks, so you have to play the odds.
 
2013-11-27 12:36:53 PM  
It's spelled SKULL

whar is GEEK page?
 
2013-11-27 12:44:49 PM  

HelloNeuman: It's spelled SKULL

whar is GEEK page?


1.bp.blogspot.com

Nice try, Skrull operative!
 
2013-11-27 12:45:13 PM  
Nice autoplay warning there, buckshot.
 
2013-11-27 12:51:27 PM  
We don't have dingoes in the US, so we need something to weed out the weak and stupid at a young age.
 
2013-11-27 12:52:12 PM  
What a Skrull might look like
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-11-27 01:06:45 PM  
Magnets, how do they digest?
 
2013-11-27 01:07:30 PM  
A stick of TNT shoved up the rectum and detonated is a hazard too, why isn't it on the list??
 
2013-11-27 01:08:04 PM  
buying toys for kids is a waste of money. they can make a toy out of whatever you have in the house.
 
2013-11-27 01:11:50 PM  
Drag out the tired old pre-Black Friday toxic toy story.

Because toys aren't toxic or dangerous the rest of the year.

Oh, yea, thanks for waking up the entire cubicle farm.
 
2013-11-27 01:11:50 PM  
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2013-11-27 01:15:19 PM  

Weatherkiss: Bucky Barnes unavailable to comment.


Or is he?

www.10mfh.com

*Dun-dun DAAHHHHH!!*
 
2013-11-27 01:17:32 PM  

give me doughnuts: Weatherkiss: Bucky Barnes unavailable to comment.

Or is he?

[www.10mfh.com image 290x756]

*Dun-dun DAAHHHHH!!*


He is such a Nomad.
 
2013-11-27 01:38:31 PM  
Whatever. Why back in the day everything was metal and sharp and caught fire and made of lead and, and I forget what I was talking about for some reason. But I had a point.

Why is it toxic? I don't feel like watching a clip.
 
2013-11-27 01:48:50 PM  
100% made in China by their children for our children
 
2013-11-27 01:56:28 PM  
I think Barry vs. Krull would be cooler.

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2013-11-27 02:05:03 PM  

CivicMindedFive: I think Barry vs. Krull would be cooler.

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The Glaive. Yuck.

Quite possibly the dumbest sci-fi/fantasy weapon since the three-bladed sword from "The Sword and the Sorcerer."
 
2013-11-27 02:05:10 PM  

CivicMindedFive: I think Barry vs. Krull would be cooler.

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That's not fair. Obama would totally own Krull.
 
2013-11-27 02:26:29 PM  
Heavy metals from toys made in China?

...

Yup. Heavy metals from toys made in China.

Wait until this starts showing up in food:

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2013-11-27 02:47:04 PM  
Here's mine. In my office. 2nd childhood.

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2013-11-27 02:47:52 PM  
CivicMindedFive - I think Barry vs. Krull would be cooler.
 
2013-11-27 02:50:49 PM  
CivicMindedFive - I think Barry vs. Krull would be cooler.

YEAH BABY!!
 
2013-11-27 02:54:50 PM  
The funny thing is, China RoHS is even more restrictive than the original euro RoHS.

So, they're restricting the stuff from coming in, while shipping the stuff out on products.
 
2013-11-27 02:59:52 PM  

puppypants: buying toys for kids is a waste of money. they can make a toy out of whatever you have in the house.


That's certainly true of cats. 80% of the time they would rather play with the package a toy came in than the toy itself. As a kid, I certainly enjoyed my toys though. Legos, for instance.
 
2013-11-27 03:02:00 PM  
give me doughnuts: The Glaive. Yuck.

i.imgur.com

You call it a glaive.

But to me it will always be known as a cobra shuttle.

cdn.wikimg.net
 
2013-11-27 03:04:57 PM  
bring back my lawn darts
 
2013-11-27 03:09:53 PM  

darkone: bring back my lawn darts


Those kids were impaled by God's will.
 
2013-11-27 03:12:43 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Heavy metals from toys made in China?


castironring.com
What Chinese Heavy Metal would look like.
 
2013-11-27 03:23:16 PM  
Just don't eat the hamburgers.
 
2013-11-27 03:31:57 PM  
Obamananium™
 
2013-11-27 03:54:51 PM  

give me doughnuts: We don't have dingoes in the US, so we need something to weed out the weak and stupid at a young age.


^^This. Gene pool needs more chlorine.
 
2013-11-27 04:20:45 PM  
Unobtanium's still safe though, right?
www.conspirazzi.com
 
2013-11-27 06:40:25 PM  
Is it toxic to children but safe for adults? Because if it is I'm making my house out of that stuff.

/could also sprinkle it on my lawn
 
2013-11-27 09:53:33 PM  

give me doughnuts: Quite possibly the dumbest sci-fi/fantasy weapon since the three-bladed sword from "The Sword and the Sorcerer."


I take strong issue with your words, sir. The glaive was one of the most awesome things that ever awesomed on the big screen. If you disagree, we shall perhaps come to blows.
 
2013-11-28 12:18:38 AM  
TMNT toys. Toxic.

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