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(International Business Times)   Want a pay raise? Move to Ukraine   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 79
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2013-11-27 12:06:21 PM
The Ukraine is weak!
 
2013-11-27 12:16:50 PM

Sybarite: The Ukraine is weak!



Over in one.

/Half Ukie.
 
2013-11-27 01:02:56 PM
It's spelled "raise".
 
2013-11-27 01:04:11 PM
Thats not how that works subby
 
2013-11-27 01:04:12 PM

The_Sponge: Sybarite: The Ukraine is weak!


Over in one.

/Half Ukie.


This^

/Full Ukie
 
2013-11-27 01:04:27 PM
Not one good thing to say about 'Merica!
 
2013-11-27 01:05:58 PM
Ukraine women: hot.
 
2013-11-27 01:06:28 PM
Ukraine? Meh. Bunch of fascist commie liberals.
 
2013-11-27 01:06:47 PM

emarche: Ukraine women: hot.


They give me raises
 
2013-11-27 01:07:33 PM
If Mila Kunis is waiting for me on a Ural Yamal Limited Edition, count me in.
 
2013-11-27 01:12:30 PM

emarche: Ukraine women: hot.



Yeah, and they're also batshiat crazy.
 
2013-11-27 01:13:38 PM
Real != Nominal,  subbs.
 
2013-11-27 01:13:45 PM
Ukraine is not weak. I smash your little board!
 
2013-11-27 01:17:04 PM

ElLoco: Ukraine? Meh. Bunch of fascist commie liberals.


That's Eastern Ukraine.....Western Ukraine is Best Ukraine.
 
2013-11-27 01:17:13 PM

The_Sponge: emarche: Ukraine women: hot.


Yeah, and they're also batshiat crazy.


This is true.

/also batshiat crazy
 
2013-11-27 01:17:33 PM

The_Sponge: emarche: Ukraine women: hot.


Yeah, and they're also batshiat crazy.


Emarche thinks gals from Ukraine
are anything other than plain.
But be warned, though they're beauties,
they are dangerous cuties:
The more hot they are, the more they're insane.
 
2013-11-27 01:17:57 PM
Those Ukraine girls really knock me out.
 
2013-11-27 01:19:28 PM
I know there's only a dozen posts, but I was expecting sexy Ukrainian women by now.
 
2013-11-27 01:22:37 PM

megarian: The_Sponge: emarche: Ukraine women: hot.


Yeah, and they're also batshiat crazy.

This is true.

/also batshiat crazy


I went to Ukraine when I was a kid. 15-year-old me would've stayed if I'd been able. For some reason crazy with an accent is infinitely more tolerable.
 
2013-11-27 01:24:02 PM

uncleacid: Those Ukraine girls really knock me out.


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I see why
 
2013-11-27 01:24:10 PM
50,000 People used to live there... Now it's a ghost town
 
2013-11-27 01:24:18 PM
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Three full Ukes
 
2013-11-27 01:25:02 PM
Ukrainian women give me rises, too.
 
2013-11-27 01:26:42 PM

Nick Nostril: It's spelled "raise".


In countries not America (you probably don't know about those) where English is spoke, it is "rise."

They also say things like "go to hospital" and "on holiday."

/ 'Merka, fark yeah!
 
2013-11-27 01:29:28 PM
Has anyone mentioned how smoking hot or guanopsychotic the girls are in th Ukraine?

/was engaged to one.
//dodged a full clip on that one.
 
2013-11-27 01:29:43 PM

Sybarite: The Ukraine is weak!


In one.
 
2013-11-27 01:33:41 PM

vudukungfu: Has anyone mentioned how smoking hot or guanopsychotic the girls are in th Ukraine?

/was engaged to one.
//dodged a full clip on that one.


Is a Ukrainian Kalashnikov the traditional engagement ring in their country?
 
2013-11-27 01:34:03 PM

Nick Nostril: It's spelled "raise".

Rise

in the UK, raise in the US. Subby is British, most likely. But whatever you call it, you don't have to go to the Ukraine to get top dollar. The pay in Northern Canada and Alaska is quite high because it is adapted to harsh work conditions, isolation, and a very high cost of living. Canadian geographers invented a concept or measure of how far North you are called "Nordicity" just so the Government could figure out how much to pay in hardship bonus pay. It's a peculiarly Canadian concept, like our scale for ultraviolet exposure and wind chill, although the later is not Canadian in origin. Countries and people invent the things that they need. We needed a few extra ways of warning people how bad the weather outside is going to be. And snowmobiles. We may NOT have invented the first snow machines (some Americans in Minnesota put cars on skis and tank treads before Bombardier put his machines up for sale under the name Skidoo), but we did perfect models of that odd hybrid, noisy and smelly means of locomotion.

Still, if you live economically and don't need too many imported luxuries like milk, eggs, junk food, etc., you can save up a considerable sum of money over a few years. Try to live off of the land (or "country food" as the natives say). Learn to like raw fresh-from-frozen fat and meat and fish and you have it made. It's probably a bit less disgusting when you eat it still-lightly frozen, as the natives do. The salesmen who sold the Eskimos refrigerators pointed out that they were great at keeping food from freezing too hard.

The main advantage to the domestic North is that your pay will be in dollars and you won't have to learn Ukrainian or Russian, which are difficult languages I hear. Also, our North is closer for us. English or French will do you in Northern Canada and you don't really need to know a lot of the native language although it might be fun to learn a few words for snow besides "mogul" and "powder" and "snow crust" and "blizzard" or "white-out".
 
2013-11-27 01:35:34 PM

The_Sponge: emarche: Ukraine women: hot.


Yeah, and they're also batshiat crazy.


You'd be crazy too if an Australian invaded your country and subjected you to untold horrors.
 
2013-11-27 01:35:51 PM
Having been fortunate to travel to Ukraine and spend 3 weeks there, I can say the women are gorgeous. The economy... less so.

Having been unfortunate to spend 3 years with a Ukrainian girl, I can say... move along, folks. =)
 
2013-11-27 01:36:03 PM

brantgoose: harsh work conditions, isolation, and a very high cost of living


Sounds like living with my girlfriend.  HEY O!
 
2013-11-27 01:37:03 PM
No thanks:

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2013-11-27 01:37:12 PM
Do they have a desperate need for english grammarians, subby?
 
2013-11-27 01:37:36 PM
If you want quality of life rather than material things like iPods, I would recommend looking for countries with lousy pay. Even if you take a cut working for your Government or a corporation, you may live better in a place like Indonesia, Africa or Brazil.

This is because everybody else is so much poorer than even a poor diplomat or aid worker.

You can afford servants and perhaps a large comfortable house if you don't mind a bit of heat and humidity.

Even in Mexico, servants have been seen.

It beats the Hell out of Arkansas.
 
2013-11-27 01:38:16 PM

Rent Party: Nick Nostril: It's spelled "raise".

In countries not America (you probably don't know about those) where English is spoke, it is "rise."

They also say things like "go to hospital" and "on holiday."

/ 'Merka, fark yeah!


Great, so foreigners are wrong about lots of shiat. Thanks, Ric Romero.
 
2013-11-27 01:39:16 PM

emarche: Ukraine women: hot.


And yet, when I lived in the Ukie Village in Chicago, circa 1989, we had a running joke - "Hey, I saw this Ukrainian girl in the neighborhood, she was really hot. HAHAAHAHAHAH!"

/ Maybe they sent the ugly ones over here.
 
2013-11-27 01:40:20 PM
There was a very interesting interview with one of the "private" industry millionaires on the radio this morning. Listening to him, I would not go there for a few years with the politics as he described.
 
2013-11-27 01:44:23 PM

emarche: Ukraine women: hot.


Land of the PMILF

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2013-11-27 01:48:19 PM

Sybarite: The Ukraine is weak!


Ukraine is game to you?
 
2013-11-27 01:51:11 PM
You know who else liked the Ukraine!
 
2013-11-27 01:53:04 PM

jaytkay: emarche: Ukraine women: hot.

Land of the PMILF

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Dude, I'm in public.  I can't fap right now.
 
2013-11-27 01:53:45 PM

megarian: The_Sponge: Sybarite: The Ukraine is weak!


Over in one.

/Half Ukie.

This^

/Full Ukie


Well that explains the crazy-hot.
 
2013-11-27 01:54:58 PM

emarche: Ukraine women: hot.


What, like these cows? Dude you're sick. You need help.

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www.hecklerspray.com
 
2013-11-27 01:55:03 PM

tricycleracer: Is a Ukrainian Kalashnikov the traditional engagement ring in their country?


More like a psychological nose ring/prince albert.
You ain't going nowhere she don't want you to go.

She wouldn't move away from the city where she lived.
Never, ever.

I had to see places. Do things.
Her poor husband is luck to take a week off for deer camp.
If he doesn't go more than 40 miles away.
Short leash.
 
2013-11-27 01:59:40 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-27 02:01:00 PM

emarche: Ukraine women: hot.


This.
They do some good porn and webcam stuff out of there. A friend told me anyway.
 
2013-11-27 02:08:40 PM

monoski: uncleacid: Those Ukraine girls really knock me out.

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I see why


What do Ukrainian women and camping have in common?
 
2013-11-27 02:12:21 PM
Of course the hot PMILF is in jail and the politicians in the country are pulling out of their entry into the EU and cozying up to Putin's "join us or we'll invade you" economic union.
 
2013-11-27 02:13:22 PM
Is Mila still hot? Yes? OK.
 
2013-11-27 02:19:25 PM
Ukraine? Forget that. Canada has blue skies and snowy hills, and none of that pesky background radiation from the soviet era.

I have a friend who is an EMR there (Their equivalent of an EMT-Basic in the US). He makes twice an hour what I make as a Flight Paramedic here. And I make relatively good money according to US standards for my profession.

Germany and the UK are about the same par.
 
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