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(Mirror.co.uk)   If the cops pull you over for erratic driving, don't try to get out of the ticket by arguing you were asleep and not sure what the problem is, officer   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 16
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2013-11-27 12:51:27 PM
Deputy Junior: I just had the weirdest dream.
Lieutenant Dangle: You know you're driving, right?
 
2013-11-27 01:14:04 PM
Two csb to pick from...let's see...

Driving home after work one night, '71 VW Bug and weaving down the freeway I get pulled over. Cop asks if I've been drinking, and I say "Oh no officer, it's just that the ball bearings are worn!". Wasn't till I got home I realized it's ball JOINTS! Still surprised I didn't have to show my license or do a field sobriety test!

/hope I went with the better story here
 
2013-11-27 01:41:18 PM

haolegirl: Two csb to pick from...let's see...

Driving home after work one night, '71 VW Bug and weaving down the freeway I get pulled over. Cop asks if I've been drinking, and I say "Oh no officer, it's just that the ball bearings are worn!". Wasn't till I got home I realized it's ball JOINTS! Still surprised I didn't have to show my license or do a field sobriety test!

/hope I went with the better story here


Officer asks you if your erratic driving is due to drinking, and you respond "haha, no, my car is just mechanically unable to maintain my lane.  Can I go now pls?"
???
 
2013-11-27 01:44:09 PM
i.ytimg.com

can relate.
 
2013-11-27 01:57:49 PM
"Was I weaving officer?!
I'm so sorry. I didn't notice.
I was reading this funny post on Fark."
 
2013-11-27 01:58:15 PM

haolegirl: Two csb to pick from...let's see...

Driving home after work one night, '71 VW Bug and weaving down the freeway I get pulled over. Cop asks if I've been drinking, and I say "Oh no officer, it's just that the ball bearings are worn!". Wasn't till I got home I realized it's ball JOINTS! Still surprised I didn't have to show my license or do a field sobriety test!

/hope I went with the better story here


TL/DR: I got away with drunk driving tee hee!
 
2013-11-27 02:03:15 PM
I usualy go with the bees defense
www.rocklamanna.com
 
2013-11-27 02:06:24 PM

Whiskey Dickens: Deputy Junior: I just had the weirdest dream.
Lieutenant Dangle: You know you're driving, right?


I think what was so funny about that clip was how utterly calm and matter-of-fact Dangle was about that.
 
2013-11-27 02:37:35 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-27 02:40:55 PM
I once got pulled over early in the morning for erratic driving on I-75, think I was playing with the radio or iPod.  Had 3 miniature Dachshunds with me at the time and blamed them for distracting me.  The trooper was still shocked from the 'vicious' greeting he got from them when he came up on my passenger window and let me go with a warning to keep them under control after he established I wasn't a drunk driving home.

True story.
 
2013-11-27 03:32:59 PM

Whiskey Dickens: haolegirl: Two csb to pick from...let's see...

Driving home after work one night, '71 VW Bug and weaving down the freeway I get pulled over. Cop asks if I've been drinking, and I say "Oh no officer, it's just that the ball bearings are worn!". Wasn't till I got home I realized it's ball JOINTS! Still surprised I didn't have to show my license or do a field sobriety test!

/hope I went with the better story here

Officer asks you if your erratic driving is due to drinking, and you respond "haha, no, my car is just mechanically unable to maintain my lane.  Can I go now pls?"
???


Yeah...strange but true. I guess he was to busy trying to figure out where ball bearings fit into it.
 
2013-11-27 03:34:17 PM

Egoy3k: haolegirl: Two csb to pick from...let's see...

Driving home after work one night, '71 VW Bug and weaving down the freeway I get pulled over. Cop asks if I've been drinking, and I say "Oh no officer, it's just that the ball bearings are worn!". Wasn't till I got home I realized it's ball JOINTS! Still surprised I didn't have to show my license or do a field sobriety test!

/hope I went with the better story here

TL/DR: I got away with drunk driving tee hee!


Nope, don't drink n drive ever! Don't even drink n stay put. Smoke n drive...perhaps ;-)
 
2013-11-27 03:43:16 PM

haolegirl: Egoy3k: haolegirl: Two csb to pick from...let's see...

Driving home after work one night, '71 VW Bug and weaving down the freeway I get pulled over. Cop asks if I've been drinking, and I say "Oh no officer, it's just that the ball bearings are worn!". Wasn't till I got home I realized it's ball JOINTS! Still surprised I didn't have to show my license or do a field sobriety test!

/hope I went with the better story here

TL/DR: I got away with drunk driving tee hee!

Nope, don't drink n drive ever! Don't even drink n stay put. Smoke n drive...perhaps ;-)


Yeah on re-reading your post I realize that I assumed something you didn't actually say. Sorry.
 
2013-11-27 04:21:16 PM

Egoy3k: haolegirl: Egoy3k: haolegirl: Two csb to pick from...let's see...

Driving home after work one night, '71 VW Bug and weaving down the freeway I get pulled over. Cop asks if I've been drinking, and I say "Oh no officer, it's just that the ball bearings are worn!". Wasn't till I got home I realized it's ball JOINTS! Still surprised I didn't have to show my license or do a field sobriety test!

/hope I went with the better story here

TL/DR: I got away with drunk driving tee hee!

Nope, don't drink n drive ever! Don't even drink n stay put. Smoke n drive...perhaps ;-)

Yeah on re-reading your post I realize that I assumed something you didn't actually say. Sorry.


Lol, welcometofark.jpeg?
 
2013-11-27 05:43:48 PM
It wasn't my fault! I was drugged asleep when I hit that car!

Yeah that'll work.
 
2013-11-27 05:44:29 PM
Can you survive on public transportation wherever this guy is? Over here in 'murica, no car, no good job because God forbid we actually have good public transportation.
 
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