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(Patch)   Well yes, I suppose spiking wine with Ambien, encouraging an employee to drink it, and then raping her unconscious body would be a reason to step down as Chairman of the Montgomery Co. Republican Committee   (limerick.patch.com) divider line 255
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2013-11-27 09:26:22 AM
republican? honestly, i'm surprised that it was a girl.
 
2013-11-27 09:31:51 AM
That's not, like, legitimate rape, though.
 
2013-11-27 09:36:28 AM

kxs401: That's not, like, legitimate rape, though.


Absolutely not legitimate rape, as she worked for him and was asking for it.  Stone her!
 
2013-11-27 09:52:31 AM
It's cool, her vagoo shut it down.
 
2013-11-27 09:55:56 AM
Were they all out of chickens?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-11-27 09:58:50 AM
I don't.  He's probably only stepping down to run for office.
 
2013-11-27 10:32:35 AM
When does he get his job on K Street?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-11-27 11:17:28 AM
Ferman says that the victim lost consciousness, and Kerns raped and sexually abused her while in his car; the assault was allegedly so violent that it cause severe genital injuries and other injuries to multiple parts of her body.

It's apparently legitimate rape so I feel bad for coming here to make a joke.
 
2013-11-27 11:55:31 AM
Hey, free wine, though.
 
2013-11-27 11:57:45 AM
It's not as if the party hasn't been telling us they're pretty okay with rape for the past few years. We thought it was funny. This guy realized actions speak louder than words.
 
2013-11-27 12:10:38 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: Hey, free wine, though.


Free Ambien too!
 
2013-11-27 12:12:14 PM
Geez.  It's getting so that you're not allowed to pole the electorate anymore.
 
2013-11-27 12:14:07 PM
hopefully this guy will receive reciprocal treatment in PMITA prison.
 
2013-11-27 12:16:59 PM
Isolated incident, overzealous staffer, etc etc
 
2013-11-27 12:33:06 PM

FlashHarry: hopefully this guy will receive reciprocal treatment in PMITA prison.


I'm not sure you can get Ambien and wine prison.

They got plenty of rape though.
 
2013-11-27 12:53:05 PM
An unconscious woman wouldn't mock his penis size OR his "PALIN 4 LIFE" belly tattoo, so, really, it's her fault, isn't it?
 
2013-11-27 12:56:25 PM
Is she hot?
 
2013-11-27 01:07:26 PM

kxs401: That's not, like, legitimate rape, though.


She was asking snoring for it!
 
2013-11-27 01:16:10 PM
As so the GOP outreach continues...
 
2013-11-27 01:23:47 PM
This man should be put against a wall and shot. There really is no other recourse. This wasn't even a case of a guy who took advantage of someone who had a little too much to drink. This was a deliberate action, planned out, to victimize a woman in one of the most horrific ways imaginable.

There is no other recourse but to put animals down like this guy. This wasn't a mistake. This was the action of a psychopath.
 
2013-11-27 01:25:13 PM

kxs401: That's not, like, legitimate rape, though.


It's Polanski rape, not rape rape.
 
2013-11-27 01:31:31 PM
The incident occurred just one day after Kerns announced a truce among warring factions in the Republican Party, which had impacted the party for decades.

Rape must be how Republicans celebrate.
 
2013-11-27 01:32:57 PM

FlashHarry: republican? honestly, i'm surprised that it was a girl.


Only in the cases of legitimate rape.
 
2013-11-27 01:37:31 PM
We have a state legislator (R) who was arrested twice for rape many years ago. Plead guilty and got a withheld judgement on one, charges dropped on the other. No one new this when he was elected, and he refuses to say where he lived or what he did before moving to Idaho.
 
2013-11-27 01:38:44 PM

hardinparamedic: This wasn't even a case of a guy who took advantage of someone who had a little too much to drink.


I understand what you're getting at, but "oh, hey, unconscious person *zzzziiiippp*" doesn't offer anything in the way of extenuating circumstances in my view.
 
2013-11-27 01:42:22 PM

revrendjim: We have a state legislator (R) who was arrested twice for rape many years ago. Plead guilty and got a withheld judgement on one, charges dropped on the other. No one new this when he was elected, and he refuses to say where he lived or what he did before moving to Idaho.


Yep, Fark got wind of that one. It's almost as though belonging to a party that thinks women should have stuff jammed up their vaginas before medical procedures 'cuz Jesus makes you an asshole.
 
2013-11-27 01:44:51 PM
IDK, she WAS drinking...
 
2013-11-27 01:45:06 PM
False flag.  Liberal plant.  F**king RINO.
 
2013-11-27 01:45:19 PM

Cagey B: revrendjim: We have a state legislator (R) who was arrested twice for rape many years ago. Plead guilty and got a withheld judgement on one, charges dropped on the other. No one new this when he was elected, and he refuses to say where he lived or what he did before moving to Idaho.

Yep, Fark got wind of that one. It's almost as though belonging to a party that thinks women should have stuff jammed up their vaginas before medical procedures 'cuz Jesus makes you an asshole.


Gosh that wasn't a predictable comment. One more to the ignore list though.
 
2013-11-27 01:46:34 PM
Rapepublicans really like rape.
 
2013-11-27 01:46:49 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: False flag.  Liberal plant.  F**king RINO.


No, it sounds like he was f**king a WINO.
 
2013-11-27 01:46:50 PM

Just_a_Bear: IDK, she WAS drinking...


She drank a liquid, therefore this wasn't rape!

/ surprised I'm not yet seeing any of the rape-red comments in here yet from all of our friendly neighborhood rape apologists
 
2013-11-27 01:47:46 PM

jaytkay: Rapepublicans really like rape.


Spell it right.  It's Rapeublicans.   You have too much P in your rape which is even more eww that regular non pee rape
 
2013-11-27 01:48:53 PM
A real woman? The kind with lady parts? Not a fe-male? RINO.
 
2013-11-27 01:49:00 PM
I thought it was a job requirement.
 
2013-11-27 01:49:34 PM

Cagey B: a party that thinks women should have stuff jammed up their vaginas before medical procedures


Animatronik: Gosh that wasn't a predictable comment. One more to the ignore list though.


You're not familiar with forced vaginal wanding laws?
 
2013-11-27 01:49:53 PM

Cagey B: revrendjim: We have a state legislator (R) who was arrested twice for rape many years ago. Plead guilty and got a withheld judgement on one, charges dropped on the other. No one new this when he was elected, and he refuses to say where he lived or what he did before moving to Idaho.

Yep, Fark got wind of that one. It's almost as though belonging to a party that thinks women should have stuff jammed up their vaginas before medical procedures 'cuz Jesus makes you an asshole.


Yeah, certainly no Democrat would ever do such a thing.  Like David Giles, Melvin Reynolds, Fred Richmond.
 
2013-11-27 01:51:27 PM

Diogenes: The incident occurred just one day after Kerns announced a truce among warring factions in the Republican Party, which had impacted the party for decades.

Rape must be how Republicans celebrate.


Celebrape?
 
2013-11-27 01:51:31 PM
Overzealous staffer.
 
2013-11-27 01:52:11 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-27 01:52:16 PM

KidneyStone: Cagey B: revrendjim: We have a state legislator (R) who was arrested twice for rape many years ago. Plead guilty and got a withheld judgement on one, charges dropped on the other. No one new this when he was elected, and he refuses to say where he lived or what he did before moving to Idaho.

Yep, Fark got wind of that one. It's almost as though belonging to a party that thinks women should have stuff jammed up their vaginas before medical procedures 'cuz Jesus makes you an asshole.

Yeah, certainly no Democrat would ever do such a thing.  Like David Giles, Melvin Reynolds, Fred Richmond.


The Democrats don't position themselves as being the "Party of moral standards".
 
2013-11-27 01:52:30 PM

Animatronik: Gosh that wasn't a predictable comment. One more to the ignore list though.


Pussy.
 
2013-11-27 01:52:39 PM
Why is this in the politics tab?
 
2013-11-27 01:53:39 PM
The (R) is for Rape.
 
2013-11-27 01:54:09 PM

Smeggy Smurf: jaytkay: Rapepublicans really like rape.

Spell it right.  It's Rapeublicans.   You have too much P in your rape which is even more eww that regular non pee rape


Alright, Rapeublicans it is.

Huzzah!
 
2013-11-27 01:54:35 PM
"But your Honour, the defendent was too unconscious to be raped" rarely flies these days.
 
2013-11-27 01:55:07 PM
My headline was:

Finally, a Republican who doesn't talk about rape
 
2013-11-27 01:55:08 PM

jaytkay: Cagey B: a party that thinks women should have stuff jammed up their vaginas before medical procedures

Animatronik: Gosh that wasn't a predictable comment. One more to the ignore list though.

You're not familiar with forced vaginal wanding laws?


Forget it, Jay(ke). It's Rapeytown.
 
2013-11-27 01:55:39 PM

KidneyStone: Yeah, certainly no Democrat would ever do such a thing. Like David Giles, Melvin Reynolds, Fred Richmond.


Yes. Both parties include severe curtailing of reproductive rights and reduced access to health services for women in their platform. Both parties have systematically opposed equal pay laws, with no Democratic president ever signing any legislation in this regard. Both parties have run candidates in national elections who have offered completely idiotic characterizations of rape.

Yep. Both parties are exactly the same. So vote coat hanger.
 
2013-11-27 01:56:46 PM

Nurglitch: "But your Honour, the defendent was too unconscious to be raped" rarely flies these days.


To be fair, she didn't say "No"
 
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