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2013-11-27 12:03:10 PM
 
2013-11-27 12:08:44 PM
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2013-11-27 12:15:04 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: This is mostly aimed at Islamic fundamentalism hypocracy
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/05/14/osama-bin-ladens-po rn -and-muslim-hypocrisy-on-sex.html


And that makes it better how, exactly?
 
2013-11-27 12:15:09 PM
I never judge a person by the type of porn they watch, unless its kiddie porn.


/off to go watch a tijuana donkey show
 
2013-11-27 12:15:38 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: This is mostly aimed at Islamic fundamentalism hypocracy
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/05/14/osama-bin-ladens-po rn -and-muslim-hypocrisy-on-sex.html


If you think they don't use this same shiat against americans then, well, you're way more trusting then is deserved.
 
2013-11-27 12:16:13 PM
They are simply using muslim's religion against them. Sounds ok to me.
 
2013-11-27 12:16:32 PM
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2013-11-27 12:17:21 PM
The Huffington Post article that is linked in this article has already been greenlit on Fark.

/I'm not sure what that means, someone else can figure it out.
 
2013-11-27 12:17:43 PM

groppet: I never judge a person by the type of porn they watch, unless its kiddie porn.


/off to go watch a tijuana donkey show


So close took me a min to find my pics.
 
2013-11-27 12:18:04 PM

eas81:


So no midget women then?
 
2013-11-27 12:18:13 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: This is mostly aimed at Islamic fundamentalism hypocracy


And that makes it ok. Thanks Murica.
 
2013-11-27 12:18:40 PM
Hey, whatever works.  This thing aint gonna fap itself
 
2013-11-27 12:18:40 PM
I'll save everybody some time

Mature amateur swingers

It holds no power when it's not a secret
 
2013-11-27 12:19:29 PM
What's more strange me watching multi racial midget smut or you watching me watching multi racial midget smut?
 
2013-11-27 12:22:38 PM
The law of greater internet depravity guarantees that all men could fit on their blackmail list. So yeah, unless your checking out kiddie pron, just by honest with people and their power dissolves.
 
2013-11-27 12:23:03 PM

spentshells: What's more strange me watching multi racial midget smut or you watching me watching multi racial midget smut?


There are no winners in either case
 
2013-11-27 12:23:24 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: This is mostly aimed at Islamic fundamentalism hypocracy
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/05/14/osama-bin-ladens-po rn -and-muslim-hypocrisy-on-sex.html


Sure, and the NSA would never, ever use information like that for domestic political purposes, isn't that right Senator Frank Church?

Wouldn't you agree, Senator Howard Baker?
 
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2013-11-27 12:23:49 PM
I can quit anytime.

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2013-11-27 12:24:28 PM

spentshells: What's more strange me watching multi racial midget smut or you watching me watching multi racial midget smut?


Depends, can I wear a Lucha Libre mask?
 
2013-11-27 12:24:33 PM
So the amputee-midget vids are safe?
 
2013-11-27 12:25:09 PM

eas81: groppet: I never judge a person by the type of porn they watch, unless its kiddie porn.


/off to go watch a tijuana donkey show

So close took me a min to find my pics.


I actually posted a NSFW link of said Smokey Bar setting Donkey arousal here on good old Fark and got the admonishment in the grey bar after Modmins deleted it even though it was CLEARLY marked NSFW.... " Dude, really even though you marked it NSFW, no Donkey Show stuff"

I had to larf.
 
2013-11-27 12:25:16 PM
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2013-11-27 12:26:19 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: This is mostly aimed at Islamic fundamentalism hypocracy
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/05/14/osama-bin-ladens-po rn -and-muslim-hypocrisy-on-sex.html


What's a hypocracy? An authority system based on hypodermic syringes?
 
2013-11-27 12:26:48 PM
Red State republicans are now denying they have ever used the Internet and it may of been a Mexican who broke into their homes and public office in order to make him look like he enjoys hours watching man on man sex.

/The computers, Internet connection and monthly subscription to big dicks hourly were also installed by the Mexican.
 
2013-11-27 12:28:14 PM
Horse>donkey
 
2013-11-27 12:29:05 PM

JerkStore: [img169.imageshack.us image 850x680]


He plays The Sims?
How embarrassing. That's not even a real game.
 
2013-11-27 12:29:24 PM
The big question here is: is this wrong to do?
 
2013-11-27 12:29:39 PM

SurfaceTension: Because People in power are Stupid: This is mostly aimed at Islamic fundamentalism hypocracy
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/05/14/osama-bin-ladens-po rn -and-muslim-hypocrisy-on-sex.html

And that makes it better how, exactly?


In what way is it bad to expose our enemies hipocrisy?
 
2013-11-27 12:31:21 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Because People in power are Stupid: This is mostly aimed at Islamic fundamentalism hypocracy
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/05/14/osama-bin-ladens-po rn -and-muslim-hypocrisy-on-sex.html

What's a hypocracy? An authority system based on hypodermic syringes?


A hypocracy is a form of government that is too small to adequately function as intended.
 
2013-11-27 12:31:40 PM

JesusJuice: SurfaceTension: Because People in power are Stupid: This is mostly aimed at Islamic fundamentalism hypocracy
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/05/14/osama-bin-ladens-po rn -and-muslim-hypocrisy-on-sex.html

And that makes it better how, exactly?

In what way is it bad to expose our enemies hipocrisy?


Because it might be used on Innocent American PETA members. I mean, it hasn't, but it MIGHT.

Same reason people believe that nobody in the military should have guns because they might be used against Americans, right?
 
2013-11-27 12:31:46 PM
Best Princess Celestia: Horse>donkey


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/your comment is.....telling?
 
2013-11-27 12:32:16 PM

JesusJuice: SurfaceTension: Because People in power are Stupid: This is mostly aimed at Islamic fundamentalism hypocracy
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/05/14/osama-bin-ladens-po rn -and-muslim-hypocrisy-on-sex.html

And that makes it better how, exactly?

In what way is it bad to expose our enemies hipocrisy?


It's bad when they have the ability to use this type of thing to silence valid criticism. "What's that? You're going to vote against our powers of mass surveillance? Hmmm... I wonder what your conservative constituents would think about your love of gay porn sites?"

The definition of "enemy" is ever changing.
 
2013-11-27 12:33:35 PM
Looks like my 1950's style robot-on-rotten-orange-color-circa 1970's-patio-set pr0n is safe...
 
2013-11-27 12:33:37 PM

sheep snorter: Red State republicans are now denying they have ever used the Internet and it may of been a Mexican who broke into their homes and public office in order to make him look like he enjoys hours watching man on man sex.

/The computers, Internet connection and monthly subscription to big dicks hourly were also installed by the Mexican.


Now that's teh funnay.  Now imagine a government that's pissed at you, for whatever reason.  Doesn't even have to be something you consciously know about.  Imagine them having records of all your online transactions.  Could be Rethuglicans, or Demonrats.  Doesn't matter, because there are people on both sides willing to wield that sort of power for their own gain.

"But I don't have any embarrassing porn searches, it's all straight-up M/F stuff!"

What's to stop them from making fake ones?  And who is going to have the capability to prove them wrong?

Not quite so funny anymore, is it?

Oh, they couldn't possibly do that, right?

Project Minaret.
 
2013-11-27 12:34:10 PM

JesusJuice: SurfaceTension: Because People in power are Stupid: This is mostly aimed at Islamic fundamentalism hypocracy
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/05/14/osama-bin-ladens-po rn -and-muslim-hypocrisy-on-sex.html

And that makes it better how, exactly?

In what way is it bad to expose our enemies hipocrisy?


Because one day YOU might be considered an enemy to the government.
 
2013-11-27 12:36:00 PM
Yes at any minute, it will be 1984. Just you wait. It's a comin'. Any second now the dystopia will start.
 
2013-11-27 12:37:31 PM
...and I want it to be told!
 
2013-11-27 12:37:45 PM
i.imgur.com
I really don't care if the NSA outs what kind of porn I view. It's nothing illegal. It's just crass to talk about in public.
/At best I can say they ruined my ability to find a job by publicizing my sexuality, and sue them for a bunch of money.
 
2013-11-27 12:37:47 PM

groppet: I never judge a person by the type of porn they watch, unless its kiddie porn.


'teen' porn is among the most popular, which may as well be kiddy porn to some people. That's why most are afraid of their porn habits being known. At least, from what i gather as i overhear conversations from the filthy people who watch that sort of pornography. I personally only watch porn videos that are strictly missionary position between fully clothed married couples in their 40's, as they recite bible passages.
 
2013-11-27 12:39:11 PM

miscreant: It's bad when they have the ability to use this type of thing to silence valid criticism. "What's that? You're going to vote against our powers of mass surveillance? Hmmm... I wonder what your conservative constituents would think about your love of gay porn sites?"


I think the response to this is to focus on the two possible scenarios for this type of silencing: either a group has fabricated this material or a group has invaded privacy with the express purpose of silencing. Both scenarios are far worse and eliminates need to confirm or deny allegations of whatever type of legal activity.
 
2013-11-27 12:42:10 PM

SurfaceTension: Because People in power are Stupid: This is mostly aimed at Islamic fundamentalism hypocracy
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/05/14/osama-bin-ladens-po rn -and-muslim-hypocrisy-on-sex.html

And that makes it better how, exactly?


What makes it bad in the forst place, exactly?
 
2013-11-27 12:43:07 PM

fluffy2097: [i.imgur.com image 498x597]
I really don't care if the NSA outs what kind of porn I view. It's nothing illegal. It's just crass to talk about in public.
/At best I can say they ruined my ability to find a job by publicizing my sexuality, and sue them for a bunch of money.


If they have the unbounded authority and ability to monitor you like that, what makes you think they can't convincingly fake records of you hitting kiddie porn sites?
 
2013-11-27 12:43:14 PM
Llamas in latex is bad? Should I not have joined as a premier member?
 
2013-11-27 12:44:22 PM

dittybopper: fluffy2097: [i.imgur.com image 498x597]
I really don't care if the NSA outs what kind of porn I view. It's nothing illegal. It's just crass to talk about in public.
/At best I can say they ruined my ability to find a job by publicizing my sexuality, and sue them for a bunch of money.

If they have the unbounded authority and ability to monitor you like that, what makes you think they can't convincingly fake records of you hitting kiddie porn sites?


What makes you think that they didn't already replace your left femur with PVC Pipe so they can run alien tests with your bones?
 
2013-11-27 12:45:43 PM
You can pry the mouse and my penis from my COLD, DEAD hands, NSA.
 
2013-11-27 12:45:44 PM
Or the first place. Whichever.

/preview, then post
 
2013-11-27 12:46:23 PM
Your saying that a group thats aloud to violate your privacy doesn't care about your privacy?
 
2013-11-27 12:48:21 PM

stuffy: Your saying that a group thats aloud to violate your privacy doesn't care about your privacy?


They were quiet about it for some time.
 
2013-11-27 12:49:02 PM

ChipNASA: eas81: groppet: I never judge a person by the type of porn they watch, unless its kiddie porn.


/off to go watch a tijuana donkey show

So close took me a min to find my pics.

I actually posted a NSFW link of said Smokey Bar setting Donkey arousal here on good old Fark and got the admonishment in the grey bar after Modmins deleted it even though it was CLEARLY marked NSFW.... " Dude, really even though you marked it NSFW, no Donkey Show stuff"

I had to larf.


Donkeys cannot legally give consent.
 
2013-11-27 12:49:28 PM

LasersHurt: dittybopper: fluffy2097: [i.imgur.com image 498x597]
I really don't care if the NSA outs what kind of porn I view. It's nothing illegal. It's just crass to talk about in public.
/At best I can say they ruined my ability to find a job by publicizing my sexuality, and sue them for a bunch of money.

If they have the unbounded authority and ability to monitor you like that, what makes you think they can't convincingly fake records of you hitting kiddie porn sites?

What makes you think that they didn't already replace your left femur with PVC Pipe so they can run alien tests with your bones?


You don't think they will punish you for not playing ball? Don't be naive.
 
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