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(New York Daily News)   There's "stab your boyfriend in the throat and shoot him in the head then blame him for abusing you" crazy then there's "threaten to put a hit out on the prosecutor for denying your love" crazy. Sometimes there's both   (nydailynews.com) divider line 57
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2013-11-27 09:39:13 AM
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2013-11-27 09:39:33 AM
Did I really click a link about Jodi Arias???  Damn you, non-explicit headline!  Damn you, Nancy Grace!!!
 
2013-11-27 09:40:47 AM
Must be nice to legally sentence some crazy woman to death.
 
2013-11-27 09:42:08 AM
i.imgur.com
*vreep*  *vreep*  *vreep* *vreep*  *vreep*  *vreep*
 
2013-11-27 09:42:29 AM
Like how they had a nude photo of her for no reason, well maybe just to show that in many guys' minds hot trumps crazy.
 
2013-11-27 09:46:14 AM
You know, maybe if someone did love her, she wouldn't have lashed out so violently. If you look closely, you can see the fear and loneliness in her eyes. But it's all "she's a murderer, she's a murderer, she's a murderer."
 
2013-11-27 09:46:40 AM
What a reliable source might look like?

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-11-27 09:46:55 AM

Russ1642: Like how they had a nude photo of her for no reason, well maybe just to show that in many guys' minds hot trumps crazy.


Hilariously gratuitous. Should add in a few of her craziest recipes for balance.
 
2013-11-27 09:47:36 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: What a reliable source might look like?

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She just made the list.
 
2013-11-27 09:51:14 AM

Russ1642: Like how they had a nude photo of her for no reason, well maybe just to show that in many guys' minds hot trumps crazy.


Oh HELL no. She might be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and be down for some of the freakiest, filthiest shiat you can imagine, but I wouldn't fark her with MY WORST ENEMIES dick.

She may be the *definition* of "Don't stick your dick in crazy."

Yikes.
 
2013-11-27 09:55:33 AM
She makes batshiat insane look sane.
 
2013-11-27 09:56:55 AM

cryinoutloud: You know, maybe if someone did love her, she wouldn't have lashed out so violently. If you look closely, you can see the fear and loneliness in her eyes. But it's all "she's a murderer, she's a murderer, she's a murderer."


ummmm...if you haven't been paying attention, she did, in fact, murder someone.  violently and ruthlessly.  Sorry if rejection is an excuse for murder in your world..
 
2013-11-27 10:00:17 AM

Magnus: cryinoutloud: You know, maybe if someone did love her, she wouldn't have lashed out so violently. If you look closely, you can see the fear and loneliness in her eyes. But it's all "she's a murderer, she's a murderer, she's a murderer."

ummmm...if you haven't been paying attention, she did, in fact, murder someone.  violently and ruthlessly.  Sorry if rejection is an excuse for murder in your world..


you need to pull that hook out of your lip
 
2013-11-27 10:01:26 AM

Magnus: cryinoutloud: You know, maybe if someone did love her, she wouldn't have lashed out so violently. If you look closely, you can see the fear and loneliness in her eyes. But it's all "she's a murderer, she's a murderer, she's a murderer."

ummmm...if you haven't been paying attention, she did, in fact, murder someone.  violently and ruthlessly.  Sorry if rejection is an excuse for murder in your world..


media.tumblr.com

/Hot like a murder conviction...
 
2013-11-27 10:05:23 AM
Sometimes a girl, she looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a crazy chick, she's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until she stabs ya and those black eyes roll over white.
 
2013-11-27 10:14:52 AM
She's kinda hot but not hot enough to be worth the risk
 
2013-11-27 10:16:04 AM

cryinoutloud: You know, maybe if someone did love her, she wouldn't have lashed out so violently. If you look closely, you can see the fear and loneliness in her eyes. But it's all "she's a murderer, she's a murderer, she's a murderer."


That's what I've wondered. If the guy she killed hadn't been trying to leave her, would all of this play out the same, regardless? Something in her past seriously broke important bits of her psyche/brain/whatever.

Still, I'd fark the glasses right off her. Then run like hell.
 
2013-11-27 10:16:13 AM

slapmastered: Russ1642: Like how they had a nude photo of her for no reason, well maybe just to show that in many guys' minds hot trumps crazy.

Oh HELL no. She might be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and be down for some of the freakiest, filthiest shiat you can imagine, but I wouldn't fark her with MY WORST ENEMIES dick.

She may be the *definition* of "Don't stick your dick in crazy."

Yikes.


There is ALWAYS a threshold where hot trumps crazy.  If you haven't met the succubus that crosses that threshold for you yet, count yourself lucky.

Have had cars destroyed, lost jobs, thousands of dollars in damage to my house, and went through a knowingly false paternity suit for hot and crazy.  It's like skydiving with a faulty parachute.  The rush is incredible until you realize that you need to stop and inertia won't let you.  The end is usually just as messy.
 
2013-11-27 10:20:31 AM

Magnus: cryinoutloud: You know, maybe if someone did love her, she wouldn't have lashed out so violently. If you look closely, you can see the fear and loneliness in her eyes. But it's all "she's a murderer, she's a murderer, she's a murderer."

ummmm...if you haven't been paying attention, she did, in fact, murder someone.  violently and ruthlessly.  Sorry if rejection is an excuse for murder in your world..


In your rush to look smarter than somebody you missed a very obvious joke.
 
2013-11-27 10:23:42 AM
assets.nydailynews.com

seriously?
 
2013-11-27 10:32:22 AM

AngryDragon: here is ALWAYS a threshold where hot trumps crazy.  If you haven't met the succubus that crosses that threshold for you yet, count yourself lucky.
Have had cars destroyed, lost jobs, thousands of dollars in damage to my house, and went through a knowingly false paternity suit for hot and crazy.  It's like skydiving with a faulty parachute.  The rush is incredible until you realize that you need to stop and inertia won't let you.  The end is usually just as messy.


Jeez, THANK YOU. This is why I tend to come down so hard on all those Fark warriors who think they'd really, really like to stick their dick in crazy. It doesn't wash off. When I say that my psycho ex "ruined my life" I'm not just posting. He RUINED MY LIFE. I have PTSD still, and I left him in 1997. I paid a lawyer for 12 years, when I barely have enough money to pay the rent.

And he sucked as a husband and a friend too.

DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY
 
2013-11-27 10:38:06 AM
Some people have issues. This chick has the whole press run.
 
2013-11-27 11:19:40 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: What a reliable source might look like?

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Isn't that a younger looking Mrs. Slocombe?
 
2013-11-27 11:25:47 AM
AngryDragon:   There is ALWAYS a threshold where hot trumps crazy.  If you haven't met the succubus that crosses that threshold for you yet, count yourself lucky.

Have had cars destroyed, lost jobs, thousands of dollars in damage to my house, and went through a knowingly false paternity suit for hot and crazy.  It's like skydiving with a faulty parachute.  The rush is incredible until you realize that you need to stop and inertia won't let you.  The end is usually just as messy.


Ever met the protective older brother?
 
2013-11-27 11:34:47 AM

Hz so good: cryinoutloud: You know, maybe if someone did love her, she wouldn't have lashed out so violently. If you look closely, you can see the fear and loneliness in her eyes. But it's all "she's a murderer, she's a murderer, she's a murderer."

That's what I've wondered. If the guy she killed hadn't been trying to leave her, would all of this play out the same, regardless? Something in her past seriously broke important bits of her psyche/brain/whatever.

Still, I'd fark the glasses right off her. Then run like hell.


Y'know, I've made some poor decisions in my life. I'm not necessarily proud of that, but, hey, live and learn, right?

I'm still fairly certain that my learning curve isn't as flat as yours.
 
2013-11-27 11:48:08 AM

AngryDragon: slapmastered: Russ1642: Like how they had a nude photo of her for no reason, well maybe just to show that in many guys' minds hot trumps crazy.

Oh HELL no. She might be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and be down for some of the freakiest, filthiest shiat you can imagine, but I wouldn't fark her with MY WORST ENEMIES dick.

She may be the *definition* of "Don't stick your dick in crazy."

Yikes.

There is ALWAYS a threshold where hot trumps crazy.  If you haven't met the succubus that crosses that threshold for you yet, count yourself lucky.

Have had cars destroyed, lost jobs, thousands of dollars in damage to my house, and went through a knowingly false paternity suit for hot and crazy.  It's like skydiving with a faulty parachute.  The rush is incredible until you realize that you need to stop and inertia won't let you.  The end is usually just as messy.


Yep. If I'm ever going for 'hot but bat shiat bonkers', I'll stick with Anna Benson:

guardianlv.com
 
2013-11-27 11:49:35 AM
I've stuck my dick in crazy.  Don't.  Yes she was hot, but the relationship went through a meltdown over the course of less than a year.  She snooped through my phone and email, and she even went as far as to register a username on messageboards where I posted in order to snoop on me there.  She gave me shiat for wanting to go out with guy friends without her.  She made a last.fm account to see when I listened to music and call me out on not being asleep when I told her I had gone to bed.  I watched her slash up her roommate's clothes and printer with a knife.  She got drunk and punched me in the face.  Oh, and after I broke up with her, a mutual friend told me she had stabbed a previous ex-boyfriend with a screwdriver, and she was also banned from UNC-Wilmington because she got in a drunken argument with that same ex and police were called.  She ended up marrying a Marine after I dumped her.  I'm sure he loves taking orders from her.

/CSB
 
2013-11-27 11:54:40 AM

kling_klang_bed: AngryDragon: slapmastered: Russ1642: Like how they had a nude photo of her for no reason, well maybe just to show that in many guys' minds hot trumps crazy.

Oh HELL no. She might be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and be down for some of the freakiest, filthiest shiat you can imagine, but I wouldn't fark her with MY WORST ENEMIES dick.

She may be the *definition* of "Don't stick your dick in crazy."

Yikes.

There is ALWAYS a threshold where hot trumps crazy.  If you haven't met the succubus that crosses that threshold for you yet, count yourself lucky.

Have had cars destroyed, lost jobs, thousands of dollars in damage to my house, and went through a knowingly false paternity suit for hot and crazy.  It's like skydiving with a faulty parachute.  The rush is incredible until you realize that you need to stop and inertia won't let you.  The end is usually just as messy.

Yep. If I'm ever going for 'hot but bat shiat bonkers', I'll stick with Anna Benson:

[guardianlv.com image 450x340]


Hey, get in line, pal!

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-11-27 12:04:04 PM

ToastmasterGeneral: kling_klang_bed: AngryDragon: slapmastered: Russ1642: Like how they had a nude photo of her for no reason, well maybe just to show that in many guys' minds hot trumps crazy.

Oh HELL no. She might be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and be down for some of the freakiest, filthiest shiat you can imagine, but I wouldn't fark her with MY WORST ENEMIES dick.

She may be the *definition* of "Don't stick your dick in crazy."

Yikes.

There is ALWAYS a threshold where hot trumps crazy.  If you haven't met the succubus that crosses that threshold for you yet, count yourself lucky.

Have had cars destroyed, lost jobs, thousands of dollars in damage to my house, and went through a knowingly false paternity suit for hot and crazy.  It's like skydiving with a faulty parachute.  The rush is incredible until you realize that you need to stop and inertia won't let you.  The end is usually just as messy.

Yep. If I'm ever going for 'hot but bat shiat bonkers', I'll stick with Anna Benson:

[guardianlv.com image 450x340]

Hey, get in line, pal!

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More like:

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With her at the bottom of the pile-on.
 
2013-11-27 12:14:32 PM
I read that in Lt. Joe Kenda's voice, subby.  Fell asleep watching "Homicide Hunter" last night.

"Being an asshole is not against the law.  If it was, we'd have to put a fence around Colorado and tell everyone they're in custody."
 
2013-11-27 12:14:58 PM

Zeb Hesselgresser: What a reliable source might look like?

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I'm kind of digging her hair.  Very Aunt Pittypat.
 
2013-11-27 12:25:10 PM
As a radical feminist, I'm quite sure that he deserved it and that he should be prosecuted for whatever he did.
 
2013-11-27 12:35:23 PM

SundaesChild: Zeb Hesselgresser: What a reliable source might look like?

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I'm kind of digging her hair.  Very Aunt Pittypat.


www.cornel1801.com

I had to look it up.  I'm impressed.
 
2013-11-27 12:42:57 PM

Zeb Hesselgresser: AngryDragon:   There is ALWAYS a threshold where hot trumps crazy.  If you haven't met the succubus that crosses that threshold for you yet, count yourself lucky.

Have had cars destroyed, lost jobs, thousands of dollars in damage to my house, and went through a knowingly false paternity suit for hot and crazy.  It's like skydiving with a faulty parachute.  The rush is incredible until you realize that you need to stop and inertia won't let you.  The end is usually just as messy.

Ever met the protective older brother?


Yes.  You can usually see that coming and you won't go to jail if he even insinuates that you struck him.  The worst part about hot and crazy is the stuff you can't see.  Like the last fight HaC and I had.  I had changed the sheets and pillowcases the night before.  Next day MASSIVE blowout over some stupid shiat.  That evening i realized I had her pillow, she had mine.  Went to switch.  Box cutter under her pillow.

When women go crazy.  They go CRAZY.
 
2013-11-27 12:52:04 PM

Zeb Hesselgresser: SundaesChild: Zeb Hesselgresser: What a reliable source might look like?

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I'm kind of digging her hair.  Very Aunt Pittypat.

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I had to look it up.  I'm impressed.


Good job. I knew she looked familiar.  The curls are almost identical.
 
2013-11-27 01:20:58 PM

Brick-House: Must be nice to legally sentence some crazy woman to death.


Agreed. She's unfixable. Why prolong her suffering with extended solitary confinement? She's obviously too much of a threat to be around anyone else.

How about we work on getting some mental health care options in place, and THEN we discuss where we can place vicious murderers as an alternative.

Even if she was allegedly "rehabilitated" I know I'm awful NIMBY about her.
 
2013-11-27 02:00:55 PM

tarheel07: I've stuck my dick in crazy.  Don't.  Yes she was hot, but the relationship went through a meltdown over the course of less than a year.  She snooped through my phone and email, and she even went as far as to register a username on messageboards where I posted in order to snoop on me there.  She gave me shiat for wanting to go out with guy friends without her.  She made a last.fm account to see when I listened to music and call me out on not being asleep when I told her I had gone to bed.  I watched her slash up her roommate's clothes and printer with a knife.  She got drunk and punched me in the face.  Oh, and after I broke up with her, a mutual friend told me she had stabbed a previous ex-boyfriend with a screwdriver, and she was also banned from UNC-Wilmington because she got in a drunken argument with that same ex and police were called.  She ended up marrying a Marine after I dumped her.  I'm sure he loves taking orders from her.

/CSB


img.fark.net
 
2013-11-27 02:08:53 PM
Obvious song selection in 5...4...3...2...1...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgygkWe_Hlg
 
2013-11-27 02:14:44 PM
Gonz:  Y'know, I've made some poor decisions in my life. I'm not necessarily proud of that, but, hey, live and learn, right?

I'm still fairly certain that my learning curve isn't as flat as yours.


Aw, that's no fun. It's pretty self-evident that she's broken beyond repair.  I've stuck my dick in my fair share of crazy, but this one is on an entirely other level. It would be interesting to see what caused her to become so damaged, that her psyche decided that murder was the only acceptable course of action.  And why does she feel the prosecutor *must*  love her?
 
2013-11-27 02:25:57 PM

Russ1642: Like how they had a nude photo of her for no reason, well maybe just to show that in many guys' minds hot trumps crazy.


Well its not like they posted the shot of her cornhole
 
2013-11-27 03:09:59 PM
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AKA...
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-11-27 03:12:32 PM
You stab your boyfriend a couple dozen times and then shoot him in the head and that's all people want to talk about Jody Arias.  Nobody remembers the times she did good things.
 
2013-11-27 03:27:31 PM

Prey4reign: You stab your boyfriend a couple dozen times and then shoot him in the head and that's all people want to talk about Jody Arias.  Nobody remembers the times she did good things.


I guess the nude pic is worthy of mention...
 
2013-11-27 04:22:11 PM

AngryDragon: Zeb Hesselgresser: AngryDragon:   There is ALWAYS a threshold where hot trumps crazy.  If you haven't met the succubus that crosses that threshold for you yet, count yourself lucky.

Have had cars destroyed, lost jobs, thousands of dollars in damage to my house, and went through a knowingly false paternity suit for hot and crazy.  It's like skydiving with a faulty parachute.  The rush is incredible until you realize that you need to stop and inertia won't let you.  The end is usually just as messy.

Ever met the protective older brother?

Yes.  You can usually see that coming and you won't go to jail if he even insinuates that you struck him.  The worst part about hot and crazy is the stuff you can't see.  Like the last fight HaC and I had.  I had changed the sheets and pillowcases the night before.  Next day MASSIVE blowout over some stupid shiat.  That evening i realized I had her pillow, she had mine.  Went to switch.  Box cutter under her pillow.

When women go crazy.  They go CRAZY.


Nice. She wanted you to find it. That's some next level shiat right there.
 
2013-11-27 05:10:20 PM
abhorrent1:

She's kinda hot but not hot enough to be worth the risk

I think she is. It's too bad she'll never be released into my custody. I'd gladly give her free rent until she could afford to find a place she likes, even if I wasn't invited.

I've always dug "crazy" women and not one has ever stabbed me. Or even withdrawn my share of our joint account when she split. And I'm certainly no saint. What did that man do to her? Maybe I'm just lucky to have never drawn anyone  who could do that to a man.

Or maybe I have a working idea of how to treat a truly interesting woman. (EIP.)
 
2013-11-27 05:16:13 PM
Magnus:

She did, in fact, murder someone. violently and ruthlessly. Sorry if rejection is an excuse for murder in your world..

Actually my view would depend a great deal on the circumstances of each particular case. Some men just have it coming.

As for excuses for murder, given that our planet has 6 billion too many people (including me too perhaps) it sometimes pains me that more people don't get motivated enough to help the cause a little, even if that's not usually anybody's specific motive.
 
2013-11-27 05:19:27 PM

cryinoutloud: AngryDragon: here is ALWAYS a threshold where hot trumps crazy.  If you haven't met the succubus that crosses that threshold for you yet, count yourself lucky.
Have had cars destroyed, lost jobs, thousands of dollars in damage to my house, and went through a knowingly false paternity suit for hot and crazy.  It's like skydiving with a faulty parachute.  The rush is incredible until you realize that you need to stop and inertia won't let you.  The end is usually just as messy.

Jeez, THANK YOU. This is why I tend to come down so hard on all those Fark warriors who think they'd really, really like to stick their dick in crazy. It doesn't wash off. When I say that my psycho ex "ruined my life" I'm not just posting. He RUINED MY LIFE. I have PTSD still, and I left him in 1997. I paid a lawyer for 12 years, when I barely have enough money to pay the rent.

And he sucked as a husband and a friend too.

DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY


Montana has allowed "civil unions" since the '90s? Whodathunk it.
 
2013-11-27 05:21:36 PM

The One True TheDavid: cryinoutloud:

Have had cars destroyed, lost jobs, thousands of dollars in damage to my house, and went through a knowingly false paternity suit for hot and crazy...

DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY

Montana has allowed "civil unions" since the '90s? Whodathunk it.


Um, never mind. Sometimes I miss things when I'm a-drinkin'.
 
2013-11-27 05:26:52 PM

tarheel07: I've stuck my dick in crazy....


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Her husband's a Marine? Is he overseas now? Can you give me any contact info? She sounds like fun. And I don't have enough life to get much disrupted.

Several women left me to become full-time Lesbians. I'm THAT good.
 
2013-11-27 05:30:05 PM

Pangea: Brick-House: Must be nice to legally sentence some crazy woman to death.

Agreed. She's unfixable. Why prolong her suffering with extended solitary confinement? She's obviously too much of a threat to be around anyone else.


Sentence her to live with me. I'll turn her into a perfectly normal woman whose only "flaw" is being lesbian. Want references?
 
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