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(io9)   George Takei unveils new celebrity fragrance. EAU MY   (io9.com) divider line 79
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2013-11-27 09:25:17 AM  
Well, I guess that's better than "Shirtless and Oiled Up".
 
2013-11-27 09:30:11 AM  
I scratched the monitor and couldn't smell anything.  FAKE
 
2013-11-27 09:33:29 AM  
I thought Takei would go with Adam and Yvesfor a fragrance name.
 
2013-11-27 09:36:28 AM  
So does that mean this one is a fake?

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I think he new fragrance should have been called "Rapier."
 
2013-11-27 09:48:33 AM  
Okay, the headline made me laugh.
 
2013-11-27 09:59:41 AM  
my god he is beating that joke to death.
 
2013-11-27 10:17:18 AM  
I prefer the Tasha Yar perfume.  Give your skin a naughty fragrance with...

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2013-11-27 11:04:01 AM  
EAU MY


essence of ball sack?
 
2013-11-27 11:07:47 AM  
Does the scent cling on long??
 
2013-11-27 11:07:54 AM  

DarnoKonrad: EAU MY


essence of ball sack?


K-Y-Not?
 
2013-11-27 11:10:54 AM  
More like Brown Eye.
 
2013-11-27 11:12:40 AM  
From the description, this sounds like a really nice fragrance. But George Takei is a man of taste, so of course it would be.

Crap, I don't often wear perfume, but I want a sample of this stuff. It actually sounds like the sort of scent I would wear...
 
2013-11-27 11:13:08 AM  

uncleacid: More like Brown Eye.


Brawn I
 
2013-11-27 11:15:49 AM  
Not "Old Space"?
 
2013-11-27 11:17:05 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
Lando Cologne.  Came with a cape.  And yeah, it worked EV-ery time.
 
2013-11-27 11:18:03 AM  
George Takei wins the internets. He's figured the medium out better than any celebrity I can think of.
 
2013-11-27 11:20:16 AM  

GoldDude: Not "Old Space"?


+1

/would LOL again
 
2013-11-27 11:20:38 AM  
he could have revived this old classic

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Don't call me tiny!
 
2013-11-27 11:21:22 AM  
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2013-11-27 11:22:13 AM  

Needlessly Complicated: GoldDude: Not "Old Space"?

+1

/would LOL again


Totally stolen from NPR.
 
2013-11-27 11:23:03 AM  

Demetrius: Okay, the headline made me laugh.


x2
 
2013-11-27 11:27:02 AM  
Hai guise, what's going on in this thread?

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/hot
 
2013-11-27 11:31:26 AM  

gopher321: Well, I guess that's better than "Shirtless and Oiled Up".


Says you.
 
2013-11-27 11:38:06 AM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-27 11:41:47 AM  
(Spoken in Ray Romono's voice) Hey! This guy can name any celebrity fragrance.

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/Shut up, dude.
 
2013-11-27 12:00:33 PM  
$50?  Your tweets aren't that funny, dude.
 
2013-11-27 12:02:57 PM  
You know, George Takei is a really funny guy and I subscribe to his Facebook feed and all that good stuff, but he might be soaking up all the attention a little too much. Catchphrases should come naturally and not be pushed at every opportunity.
 
2013-11-27 12:04:24 PM  
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2013-11-27 12:05:51 PM  
I still have a bottle of "Tiberius" from a female friend.  I would've leaned towards the "Ponn Farr" fragrance but that wasn't her style.
 
2013-11-27 12:08:22 PM  

Mietsko:


Smells like gasoline.
 
2013-11-27 12:10:53 PM  
can we please stop giving trekkies excuses not to bathe?
 
2013-11-27 12:15:01 PM  

Private_Citizen: Mietsko:

Smells like gasoline.


They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
 
2013-11-27 12:20:59 PM  

Super Chronic: You know, George Takei is a really funny guy and I subscribe to his Facebook feed and all that good stuff, but he might be soaking up all the attention a little too much. Catchphrases should come naturally and not be pushed at every opportunity.


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2013-11-27 12:21:11 PM  

syrynxx: I still have a bottle of "Tiberius" from a female friend.  I would've leaned towards the "Ponn Farr" fragrance but that wasn't her style.


So she didn't have sex with you?
 
2013-11-27 12:24:41 PM  
 
2013-11-27 12:34:13 PM  
dry oatmeal
 
2013-11-27 12:34:20 PM  

The_Original_Roxtar: can we please stop giving trekkies excuses not to bathe?


+1
 
2013-11-27 12:35:19 PM  
errr.....old joke is old.
 
2013-11-27 12:36:30 PM  

Super Chronic: You know, George Takei is a really funny guy and I subscribe to his Facebook feed and all that good stuff, but he might be soaking up all the attention a little too much. Catchphrases should come naturally and not be pushed at every opportunity.


Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
 
2013-11-27 12:49:53 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: syrynxx: I still have a bottle of "Tiberius" from a female friend.  I would've leaned towards the "Ponn Farr" fragrance but that wasn't her style.

So she didn't have sex with you?


No. :(
 
2013-11-27 12:53:45 PM  
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2013-11-27 01:11:11 PM  
Epic Thread is Epic
 
2013-11-27 01:26:47 PM  
George Takei's Eau My is a clean, refreshing fragrance for Men and Women. Subtle and charming, with top notes of mandarin zest, Italian bergamot and fresh ozone transitioning to night-blooming jasmine, white freesia petals and grated ginger.

Because nothing gets your guy/gal/whatever going like smelling like a malfunctioning hair dryer.
 
2013-11-27 01:58:30 PM  
Just apply to shuttle bay doors to activate tractor beam?
 
2013-11-27 02:10:53 PM  
I bet it smells like ass.
 
2013-11-27 02:16:59 PM  

fireclown: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 584x404]
Lando Cologne.  Came with a cape.  And yeah, it worked EV-ery time.


Please tell me you plied them with Colt .45.
 
2013-11-27 02:18:22 PM  

Valiente: Just apply to shuttle bay doors to activate tractor beam initiate docking procedure?


FTFY
 
2013-11-27 02:19:53 PM  

Parthenogenetic: Valiente: Just apply to shuttle bay doors to activate tractor beam initiate cdocking procedure?

FTFY


Watch it, that phaser's set to fabulous.
 
2013-11-27 02:22:15 PM  

Flappyhead: fireclown: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 584x404]
Lando Cologne.  Came with a cape.  And yeah, it worked EV-ery time.

Please tell me you plied them with Colt .45.


do I look like a guy who is going to get SOBER girls?
 
2013-11-27 02:25:52 PM  

Valiente: Just apply to shuttle bay

Bomb Bay doors to activate tractor beam?

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Waddle-oodle-addum!
 
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