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2013-11-27 09:20:01 AM
The next story concerns a piece of paper. Dayna Morales, a waitress at the Asian Gallop Bistro in New Jersey, posted a photo of a receipt to Facebook from a pair of seemingly bigoted patrons.

Looks like we're going for Round 2

thekoalition.com
 
2013-11-27 09:34:12 AM
Hell, we can't even get people here to RTFA.  You think they'll practice patience while stories are verified?

In any event, this is bad news for the FW:  FW:  FW:  FW:  FW:  FW:  FW:  FW:  Brigades of all types.
 
2013-11-27 10:00:08 AM
This is why I spend time @TFD.
 
2013-11-27 10:04:19 AM
I'd love to post in this thread, but I'm too busy being interviewed for a cover story in "Huge-Penised Billionaire Bodybuilder & Genius Monthly"
 
2013-11-27 10:24:47 AM
Bonjour.
 
2013-11-27 10:31:29 AM
Man, they really need to add the word gullible to the dictionary.
 
2013-11-27 10:42:17 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'd love to post in this thread, but I'm too busy being interviewed for a cover story in "Huge-Penised Billionaire Bodybuilder & Genius Monthly"


Did you read the profile they did of me last month?

--Rand Paul
 
2013-11-27 10:45:48 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'd love to post in this thread, but I'm too busy being interviewed for a cover story in "Huge-Penised Billionaire Bodybuilder & Genius Monthly"


Sometimes readers like to know how the other half lives.
 
2013-11-27 10:45:50 AM
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-11-27 10:46:04 AM

Friendly reminder: Don't believe everything you read on the internet.


Friendly reminder: lifting headlines verbatim from the source material makes subby look like a tool.
 
2013-11-27 10:46:34 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'd love to post in this thread, but I'm too busy being interviewed for a cover story in "Huge-Penised Billionaire Bodybuilder & Genius Monthly"


Will that be a BuzzFeed featured partner article?
 
2013-11-27 10:47:44 AM
Also a Friendly reminder:

ct.fra.bz
 
2013-11-27 10:48:47 AM
That knockout game myth has made all my redneck friends post on Facebook their raging hardon for wanting to use guns on these people. It's been pretty disturbing to say the least.
 
2013-11-27 10:49:01 AM

Sybarite: Man, they really need to add the word gullible to the dictionary.


I hate to break it to you, but it's already... oh.
 
2013-11-27 10:50:29 AM
Sorry Subby, but my Truth only comes in RED, WHITE, and BLUE!

'cause MURICA!

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-27 10:52:18 AM
Don't believe everything anything you read on the internet

Also, don't believe everything anything people tell you.

/because liars
 
2013-11-27 10:53:31 AM
Everything is 10-20 years late in getting here.

The delinquents here are wilding.
 
2013-11-27 10:55:38 AM
Did you know the word "truth" originated from the Olde English word "treowth", which was also the same word for what we now know as trough /trôf/ ?
The public trough back then was a place where many men would have to stand side by side and urinate, and in those instances their members were completely exposed - leaving no denying the verified "truth" of their size.  True Story.
 
2013-11-27 11:00:26 AM
Next thing you'll tell me is that, despite what Sage and Maybach told me, I *wasn't* the cutest and coolest guy to come in the club all day and that they totally would have given me a Reverse Suspension Bridge in the Champagne Room if their jerk manager wasn't keeping such a close eye on them, but if I come back today with a new credit card, well, (wink, wink) who *knows* what will happen when they get me behind closed doors?
 
2013-11-27 11:02:47 AM

apt311: Sorry Subby, but my Truth only comes in RED, WHITE, and BLUE!

'cause MURICA!

[img.fark.net image 300x259]


Needs sparkles.
 
2013-11-27 11:05:31 AM
"A lie travels around the world before the truth can get his pants on."

How many blogs and pundits and newspapers that printed these stories put the truth up the same way.

Click bait?
"The truth about the explosive popularity of "The Knockout Game."
"The gay waitress gets a tip."
 
2013-11-27 11:05:57 AM
img.fark.net

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Bonjour.


/shaking a fat fist at you ;-)
 
2013-11-27 11:08:56 AM

Sybarite: Man, they really need to add the word gullible to the dictionary.


(checks WD) Holy Crap! You're right! How is that not in there?
 
2013-11-27 11:09:29 AM
How is it "institutionalizing racism" to make an imaginary act illegal? If the "knockout game" is a hoax that never happens, then what does it matter if you would get the death penalty for playing it?
 
2013-11-27 11:10:03 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Needs sparkling FREEDOM!


AbsofarkingUSAlutely!


img.fark.net
 
2013-11-27 11:14:29 AM
"Knockout game?  Amateurs."
~Alcibiades

/call him when you knock a guy out on a dare and have him offer his daughter to you
 
2013-11-27 11:15:15 AM
OK, I know this sounds far-fetched but it is legit.

It was told to me by the guy who survived 9/11 by surfing the debris from the top of the towers all the way to the ground, so you know it's true because why would someone like that lie?

Anyway, this was right before Celine Dion died in that plane crash, but this guy was having sex with Jamie Lee Curtis when her phone rings.

It was Richard Gere and he wanted to come over with his gerbil to have sex with Lady Gaga, because Gere is gay and Gaga is a man.

Curtis says, sure, come over. So they do, but on their way, they flashed their headlights at this other car that didn't have its headlights on.

Turns out that other car was being driven by these gang members taking part in an initiation and they chased down Gere and Gaga and murdered them.

But with his last gasping breath, Gere called Curtis back and made one final confession that he'd learned when he'd had dinner with the president: Muslims are exempt from Obamacare.

It's true.
 
2013-11-27 11:20:53 AM
images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2013-11-27 11:30:48 AM
All those receipts from Reddit are fake?
I am shocked!  Shocked, I tell you.
 
2013-11-27 11:36:55 AM
The internet is a terrible place. Don't ever go there.
 
2013-11-27 11:42:46 AM

TheGhostofFarkPast: That knockout game myth has made all my redneck friends post on Facebook their raging hardon for wanting to use guns on these people. It's been pretty disturbing to say the least.


This has been my experience too. "Can't wait until some ccw guy puts a few rounds in these punks" is an average example.  I don't have the time or patience to point out that they are just racist.
 
2013-11-27 11:43:55 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'd love to post in this thread, but I'm too busy being interviewed for a cover story in "Huge-Penised Billionaire Bodybuilder & Genius Monthly"


I'm typing this with my penis as we speak...and my keyboard is in the next room in what I call 'The Bullion Room."

// Capital letters are difficult because I need my ballsack to press the shift key.
 
2013-11-27 11:47:13 AM

Sybarite: Man, they really need to add the word gullible to the dictionary.


wait... it's not in there?????
 
2013-11-27 11:49:08 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: apt311: Sorry Subby, but my Truth only comes in RED, WHITE, and BLUE!

'cause MURICA!

[img.fark.net image 300x259]

Needs sparkles.


www.aboutfacesentertainers.com
 
2013-11-27 11:59:39 AM

Sybarite: Man, they really need to add the word gullible to the dictionary.


b.vimeocdn.comklogtheblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-27 12:04:44 PM

apt311: Pants full of macaroni!!: Needs sparkling FREEDOM!

AbsofarkingUSAlutely!


Awesome
 
2013-11-27 12:10:10 PM
Some years ago there was a riot in Wiers beach New Hampshire, and it was blamed on the Hells Angels, who were 3000 miles away at the time.  After that, "Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs" have sprung up all over the country, in honor of--and copying--that news story, as well as a lot of cheap movies.

The whole thing was fabricated out of thin air.

Some years later a building was destroyed in a bombing attack, and two men were arrested, neither of whom had any ties to any militia group; but despite that fact, the press went on a rampage about "White Ring Terrorist Militias" which never existed, and did not exist until they were formed in answer to the fantasy.

The Tea Party has been falsely accused of racism even though their platform has no mention of anything but economic issues, and they overwhelmingly supported Herman Cain before the press tore him to pieces.

Just recently there has been a false report of "The knockout Game," based on three isolated incidents nationwide.  Everything else is a press fantasy, cooked up to boost ratings, but if teenagers take up the habit and copycat what they see on TV, it is likely several people will get killed..

-------------- all in the name of ratings.
 
2013-11-27 12:11:56 PM
I heard there is a new clause in the terms of service where all ladies must send me BIE. It must be true, it's on the internet!
 
2013-11-27 12:19:40 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'd love to post in this thread, but I'm too busy being interviewed for a cover story in "Huge-Penised Billionaire Bodybuilder & Genius Monthly"



You, too? Pretty soon they'll have interviewed all the Politics Tab regulars. That tab is like one-stop shopping for that magazine...
 
2013-11-27 12:22:48 PM
Vergil said it best:
Rumor at once sweeps through Libya's great cities,
Rumor, the swiftest of evils. She thrives on speed
And gains power as she goes. Small and timid at first,
She grows quickly, and though her feet touch the ground
Her head is hidden in the clouds.
 
2013-11-27 12:35:32 PM
Lies like these need to continue. It makes deciding who is worthy of breeding and who is not so much easier for the NSA who will start selectively adding sterilizing agents to the water supply that work by skin absorption.

/because really, who drinks tap water anymore?
//also, since when did a story need to be real to be right?
 
2013-11-27 12:36:32 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Did you know the word "truth" originated from the Olde English word "treowth", which was also the same word for what we now know as trough /trôf/ ?
The public trough back then was a place where many men would have to stand side by side and urinate, and in those instances their members were completely exposed - leaving no denying the verified "truth" of their size.  True Story.


It's also the root of the word "troll", back when that referred to the "monstrous" size of certain men's penises.  Some men would also put on comically large fake penises under their pants to surprise and shock their co-pissers, while uttering the punchline, "art thou mad, brethren?"
 
2013-11-27 12:37:01 PM
i141.photobucket.com
i141.photobucket.com
i141.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-27 12:40:37 PM
olddinosaur:

The Tea Party has been falsely accused of racism even though their platform has no mention of anything but economic issues, and they overwhelmingly supported Herman Cain before the press tore him to pieces.

The Tea Party isn't racist, but it is attractive to racists.
If you think the TP is all about what its platform says, you are delusional.
Anyhow, blacks are not the favorite racist target these days; they are no higher than #3, after Mooslims and Illegals (Mexicans).
 
2013-11-27 12:45:09 PM

umad: How is it "institutionalizing racism" to make an imaginary act illegal? If the "knockout game" is a hoax that never happens, then what does it matter if you would get the death penalty for playing it?


And if there are no witches, what's wrong with burning witches?
 
2013-11-27 12:49:45 PM

Begoggle: The Tea Party isn't racist, but it is attractive to racists.


but not successful
 
2013-11-27 12:56:04 PM
I love everyone and only want the best for humankind.
 
2013-11-27 12:58:59 PM
You trying to tell me, that the 23yr old with DDD boobs isn't real? Who'd a thunk it.
 
2013-11-27 01:03:49 PM

umad: If the "knockout game" is a hoax that never happens, then what does it matter if you would get the death penalty for playing it?


Wasting Legislature time on writing laws like that is better than writing serious infringements on citizens, but it's still a B.S. waste of time.
 
2013-11-27 03:34:14 PM

StrikitRich: [img.fark.net image 403x340]

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Bonjour.

/shaking a fat fist at you ;-)


Next time you see that commercial, look at that dudes fingers. I don't think he's human.
 
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